Danny Aiello coming up.

We're gonna perform great show all around.

But first, ladies and gentlemen, from time to time we hear it late night Feel the need to remind ourselves what is truly important in this life.

Isn't that right?

That is exactly right, Conan.

And you know, there's no better way to get this kind of message across then with a fable.

Exactly.

Good point, Andy.

So, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Mr Nipsey Russell as that's right.

That's right.

As there's more as he reads a story from his very own book, Nip sees fables.

Thank you.

Phoning.

And the fable that I'm presenting tonight is entitled The Turtle who thought he waas a corn muffin.

And it goes like this once upon a time on the shores of a freshwater pond.

Then lived a turtle who thought he was a corn muffin.

What?

Son?

You've been sitting in the nest all day.

Why don't you go out and swim with the other turtles?

I am not a turtle.

I'm a corn muffin.

Did you hear that?

Mother boy thinks he's a corn muffin.

Well, he's the dengue gist looking corn muffin I've ever seen.

Look, I don't know who you are or why I'm here, but I could tell you this.

From this day forth, I will spend every waking second of my life searching the globe for my riel family.

And so our little friends started crawling.

I can tell you.

He crawled around the world from the magical streams of Profit Valley through the young young trees on Animal Mount and all the way over to Google Falls in the flipper T Plop hollow.

And then one day, just as he was about to give up, he stumbled across Dingell's Bakery, a tiny moment pop place on a quiet, sunny street.

And in there, a great surprise awaited our little friend Mama.

Daddy!

Oh, Mama, your skin.

It's still so soft and pretty.

And Daddy, Daddy, you're still holding down the fort.

Look at you and little Ronnie.

You're not so little anymore.

Oh, I can't believe it.

Look at us.

A family.

Oh, and just then in two nickels, Bakery walked a tall, dark and very handsome policemen.

Okay?

Yeah.

Okay.

Good morning.

I like a corn muffin.

Please.

This is no corn muffin.

This is a turtle I'm telling you, this is a turtle.

I asked for a corn muffin.

A corn muffin, not a turtle.

This is a turtle.

And the moral of the fable is when you go into a bakery, make sure it is not run by a stupid thank you very much.

A terrific thank you.

It's a beautiful fable.

I hope we all learn something.

We'll take a break.

We'll be right back with Danny Aiello.

Stick around.