Be dictated by facts

I'm rich

I've got fat stacks and super PAC's

We all know what went down

In that 2008 election

You're a decent politician

With a winning complexion

You're all Barack and no bite

Been no change

And we're all still hoping

That you'll shut your mouth

But like Guantanamo Bay

They're both open

You're from the Windy City

Where you're looking pretty

With your blowhards

But come January

You'll be left evicted

And with no job

Raw rhymes

Stronger than my jaw line

When I spit a phrase

Knocking you harder

Than front doors

In my old mission days

You see this silver spoon?

This dug Mass outta debt

Took you four years

To drop unemployment

Down below 8 percent

You feel that Barry you're old news

Everyone's having doubts

And your rhymes are as

Weak as this economy

That you've done nothing about

Call me a vicious businessman

Cause Romney's stealing this race

I'll go Bain Capital

On your donkey ass

Restructure your face

They say your father

Was a great man

You must be what's left

Need to stop hating on gays

Let 'em teach you how to dress!

You've got the momma jeans

And a Mr. Fantastic face

So rich and white it's like

I'm running against a cheesecake

Republicans

Need a puppet and you fit

Got their hands

So far up your rear

Call you Mitt

I'm the Head Of State

You're like a head of cabbage

Bout to get smacked

By my stimulus package!

Hahaha...

You're a bad man with no chance

You can't even touch me

I got four more years

(Two terms!)

In the White House just trust me

I hope you saved your best rhymes

For the second half

Cause right now

I'm 47 percent through

Kicking your ass

Whatever!

That 40 percent thing

Got you real mad

What did it remind you

How many decent parents you had?

Look I respect all religions

But it might get crazy

If the White House has a first,

second and a third lady

Ha!

Don't bring up wives man

What are you doing?

You got hitched to the female version

of Patrick Ewing!

Let me be clear

Don't get it twisted

We'll see how pretty your face is

After my fist has kissed it

Uhahuhghuaha

You're a stuttering communist!

Oh yeah? Well you're stupid!

You're stupid!

Nuh-uh!

CAWWW!

By the power vested in me

by this giant bald bird

The president shall not be

The shiniest of two turds!

You!

I wanna like you!

Don't talk about change just do it!

I fought for what was on my brain

Until a bullet went through it!

And you!

Moneybags!

You're a pancake

You're flip-floppity!

It's a country not a company

You can play like Monopoly!

I'll properly reach across the aisle

And bitch smack you as equals

Of the people!

By the people!

For the people!

Eagle!

CAWWW!

Who won?

Who's next?

You decide!