Soifyoulookatmyvlogchannellikethisisreallyriel, I donotget a lotofuseatall, andit's becausemyvlogtitlesorlikeboringandmythumbnailsareboringandthey'relike I wenttoworktoday.
I satatmydesk, thesamethings I actually I'm doinginmyday, and I justcan't putmyselfinthepositiontobelike I'm givingaway $10,000 tosomeonewhoflips a coinlikeotherpeoplearedoingthatandtheyhavethegutsforthatand I justdonot.
I justcan't doit.
Soyou'llnevergiveaway a Testa.
I willnevergiveaway a test.
Absolutelyno.
Whywould I dothat?
That's no.
I think I havecontributedenoughtotheworld.
I think I'vehelpedpeople.
I givethemconfidence.
I holddoorsopen.
I don't needtogiveawayTesla's.
I wouldliketoTeslaformyself.
I didletmyfrienddrivemyTeslaoncemyroommate, so I feellikeit's thesamething.
Also, that's notthesamething.
Butthenhecrasheditsonoone's allowedtodriveit.
Sowe'rebacktobeing a badperson.
WouldyouletSamantha, ouroperatorborrowingyourTeslawhenwesayborough, we'retalkinglikeyouwanttotake a picturewithitorlikeyouwanttoactuallydriveitorshewantstodriveit.
Absolutelynot.
There's not.
There's not a worldinwhichSamanthawouldbedrivingwith.
That's true.
I'm sureyouwouldn't letmedrivethiseither.
So I thinkwe'reonthesamepage.
Let's talkaboutyourrelationships.
Youwanttogetmarriedoneday.
Ma, I dowanttogetmarriedoneday.
I thinkyearsagoifyouaskme, itwouldhavebeenNo.
But I thinkas I'vegrownupandrealizethatlifeislonely, I wouldliketogetmarried.
Yes.
Doyouthinkyou'llgetmarriedoneday?
I dothink I'llgetmarriedoneday.
Areyousecretlymarried?
Andnooneknows e amnotsecretlymarriedrightnow.
No, ifyouthink I wouldbemarriedwithoutmaking a fullfledgedLivestreaminstagrampostaboutitgettingallthosedoubletapsandwhoringmyselfout.
Sorryforlanguage.
Youarewrong.
Okay, becauseabsolutelywhat I woulddothat's true.
DoyouthinkallHollywoodmarriagesaredoomedtofail?
I donotthinkallHollywoodmarriagesaredoomedtofail.
I dothinkit's verydifficulttohave a relationshipinthepubliceye.
Whichiswhy I foraslongaspossible, willavoidhavingthat.
I think I'm relatablebecause I getstressedand I feellonelyand I haveuniversalemotions.
But I alsodealwiththingson a dailybasisthattheaveragepersonislike, Whatthehellareyoutalkingabout?
Wedon't have a showrunner.
Wedon't knowthesethesissuessogenuinelyoneofmyconcernsthat I becomelessandlessrelatableforsure.
That's why I talkaboutthankssomuchbecause I feellikethat's relatable.
Doyoustill, byyourowngroceries?
I dobymyowngroceries, forthemostpart.
Butsometimes I donot.
If I amverybusy, I getsomeoneelsetobuymygroceries.
But I enjoygroceryshopping, mostlybecauseonetime I toldmyassistanttobuymygroceriesandboughteverythingfromWholeFoods.
And I waslike, Howdareyou?
Howdareyouspendthismuchmoney?
Andfromthen I triedtobuymyowngroceries.
Thankyouforyourhonesty.
Thankyou.
I'm a cheapperson.
That's true.
Thankyou.
Doyoudoyourownlaundry?
Though I domyownlaundryverypoorly.
Sometimesmyroommatehastohelpmeout a littlebitbecause I leavethingsinthedryerfordaysonend, So I trymybest.
I alsojusthave a lotofunderwear, so I don't havetodoitthatoften.
I have, like, 70 underwords.
I don't know.
Haveyouparticipatedinanuberpoolinthelastyeartosave a fewbucksHavenottakenanuberpoolinthelastyear.
Sonotthatrelatable.
Dammit.
You'reright.
Doyousecretlyenjoybeingrecognizedinpublic?
Sometimes?
Notallthetime.
I enjoybeingright.
Youwannagethonest?
I enjoybeingrecognizedinpublic.
If I'm withsomeone I wanttoimpressif I amon a dateorif I amwith, like, someonefromthestudioandexact a newfriendmeetingsomebody I'm like, Oh, myGod, please.
I'm hopingmybrain, Please, Someonerecognizedme.
I reallywannabecool, becausethispersonisgonnathink I'm cool.
They'regonnabenicertome.
However, if I'm bymyselfor I'm justin a rush, I don't likebeingrecognizedbecauseitgivesmeanxiety.
Doyoueversaynoto a fans?
requestthere.
I veryrarelysaidnotofanswiththeaskforpictures, whichiswhythere's a lotofuglypicturesofmeoutthereintheworld.
Tobehonest, I havesaidno.
Thoughtherewas a timewhen I wasrunningtocatch a flight, I saidNo, but I wouldsaymyyesrateisprobablylike 98%.
Yes.
HaveyouGoogledyourselfinthelast 24 hours?
I havenotGoogledmyselfinthepast 24 hours.
I haveGoogledmyselfinthelast 48 hours.
Whatyoufindout?
I wasactually a YouTubesearch.
I waslookingfor a clipfromseasononeofmyshow, so I justputintoYouTube a littlelatewithLillySingh.
Andthetoprecommendationwas a littlelatewithlosingcringe, and I waslike, Thankyousomuch.