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  • Speaking of funny and talented and joining us, I didn't have a transition.

  • I got desperate.

  • Andy.

  • How are you?

  • Funny and talented and joining you.

  • Yeah, right.

  • It works.

  • Thanks.

  • Sure.

  • Sure.

  • No, it was nice.

  • It was nice.

  • How have you been?

  • I've been good.

  • How about you?

  • You know, fine.

  • You know, I think, uh, I think I'm ready for this pandemic to be over.

  • Yeah, Yeah.

  • It comes and goes in terms of like it Za difficulty.

  • Some days, uh, feel okay.

  • And then other days, I feel like I'm gonna just run screaming nude into the streets.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • Well, what else do we talk about?

  • Anything else we should talk about?

  • I don't know.

  • I think this pandemic has gone on so long that you and I have lost our ability to have a conversation.

  • Yeah.

  • No, I don't.

  • I actually asked my phone to marry me.

  • How did that would your phone say?

  • Sad Now?

  • It doesn't feel very, you know it does.

  • It's like I know what you look at, so No, thanks.

  • Well, I think I think things are looking up.

  • I swear to God there's gonna be more vaccine.

  • I think we're I think I think we're I see the light at the end of the tunnel.

  • I swear to God, I see the at the end of the tunnel, which is the same thing I said 10 months ago.

  • You'll get the vaccine.

  • I look myself up online, I'm the last talk show hosts or the bottom for the last priority.

  • That's right, which I think is actually correct.

  • Should be Yeah, as it should be.

  • I'm a scheduled to get my vaccine in three years.

  • Yeah, Yeah, I've always said that.

  • You know, what we do here is the epitome of non essential personnel.

  • Exactly.

  • Yeah.

  • You gotta You gotta make a trim.

  • You know what I found out?

  • Other people are supposed to get the vaccine for the fifth time before you and I qualify to get it for the first time.

  • Yeah, the whole in their arm is so big, they just poured in.

  • But yeah, I actually, I I check this out.

  • We're a the bottom of the list of all the talk show hosts.

  • Really?

  • Did you know that I did not.

  • I looked at it.

  • All the other ones get to go first because they've looked at the shows and they said ours is the least essential of pretty much non essential shows.

  • Oh, yeah?

  • Well, as long as Wendy Williams gets it, that's the important thing.

  • She's way ahead of us.

  • You know who else is ahead of us?

  • The chew, the talk show hosts where they eat food and don't even Is that still on the air?

  • You know, I don't even know if it's still on the air, but the cast of the Chu gets to go before us.

  • Yeah, and nobody knows who the cast is.

  • So you could just go in and say you're on the chewing?

  • Yeah.

  • If you want the vaccine for free, say, Hey, I'm one of the seven hosts of the Chu The Foods show that ripped off the name of the view in a cute way.

  • You get you get the vaccine.

  • Just say that.

  • Anyway, I'm not complaining.

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