Smith to the young kid that was trying to be funny and get some cloud.

史密斯對那個想搞笑，想搞點云云的年青孩子。

Oh, no, you didn't.

哦，不，你沒有。

Oh, no, you did it!

哦，不，你做到了！

MBA.

MBA。

Twitter is straight up drama.

微博上直接是劇透。

There's nobody better suited to explain everyone's tweets than Kendrick Perkins himself.

沒有人比肯德里克-帕金斯本人更適合解釋大家的推特了。

Without further ado, Welcome to Master Perk Theater.

話不多說，歡迎來到大師級佩克影院。

What's up?

怎麼了？

Sports Nation is your boy, Kendrick Perkins, and we're back with Episode six or Master Perkier.

Sports Nation是你的孩子，Kendrick Perkins，我們回來了，第六集還是Perkier大師。

Let's get it first up.

我們先來看看。

Some God named Nate Duncan.

某個叫Nate Duncan的神。

Anthony L was all over Twitter tonight with the dunk of the year.

安東尼-L今晚在推特上的扣籃可謂是風靡一時。

He also has seven points on three or 14 shooting over seven on threes a night.

他每晚三分或14次投籃也有7分，超過7次三分。

Let me tell you something, you are a bona fide hater.

讓我告訴你，你是一個真正的仇人。

Let that man be great.

讓那個人變得偉大。

That dunk was phenomenal.

那次扣籃是驚人的。

Matter of fact, it wasn't a dunk of the year.

事實上，這並不是當年的扣籃。

It might have been the best duck that I've seen in the last 10 years.

這可能是我在過去10年裡看到的最好的鴨子。

Cleanse your soul.

淨化你的靈魂。

Stop hating on this young man.

別再恨這個年輕人了。

Let him get this flower.

讓他得到這朵花。

Carry on.

繼續吧

You're free, agent your your before your dad.

你自由了，在你爸面前代理你的你的。

Yeah, let's talk about that for a second.

是啊，讓我們來談談這個問題。

And matter of fact, Trae Young wanted to chime in as well.

而事實上，特雷-楊也想加入進來。

Probably should have asked them how to be a M v p in the league.

也許應該問他們如何在聯盟中做一個M v P。

You probably wanna play first laughing emoji hand over my face, emoji and shaking my head.

你可能想玩先笑表情手捂著我的臉，表情和搖頭。

In the words of Stephen A.

用Stephen A．

Smith to the young kid that was trying to be funny and get some cloud.

史密斯對那個想搞笑，想搞點云云的年青孩子。

Oh, no, you didn't.

哦，不，你沒有。

Oh, no, you didn't.

哦，不，你沒有。

You gotta learn to respect your elders, young man.

你得學會尊重你的長輩，年輕人。

Okay, look, you have a m v p right in front of you, and the most you could do is try to make a joke and get laughed instead of asking him real questions about how can I get to this level you gonna learn today?

好吧，你看，你有一個M V P的權利在你的面前， 和最多的，你可以做的是嘗試讓一個笑話，並得到了笑聲，而不是問他真正的問題，我怎麼能得到這個水準，你今天要去學習？

You gonna learn today because you might not have that opportunity ever again in your life?

你今天要去學習，因為你可能一輩子都不會再有這樣的機會了？

Cherish those moments.

珍惜這些時刻。

This is a learning experience.

這是一個學習的經驗。

I wish my kids would disrespect any elder like that.

我希望我的孩子能這樣不尊重任何長輩。

They will have to smell my cologne when they get home.

他們回家後要聞聞我的古龍水。

Carry on.

繼續吧

Now we're going to take it to Cam Newton I, g Pope.

現在我們要把它交給Cam Newton I, G Pope.

Instead of speaking of going back and forth with a child, I wanted to have a man to man conversation with his father.

與其說和孩子來回走動，不如說我想和他的父親進行一次男人與男人之間的對話。

Hey, Cam.

嘿，卡姆。

Listen, you're absolutely right.

聽著，你說的很對

Now get where you're coming from.

現在明白你的來意了吧。

But this wing deans and all this type of fund that you've got going on This ain't for me, okay?

但是，這個翅膀院長和所有這種類型的基金，你已經得到了怎麼回事，這不是給我，好嗎？

I'm a country boy from both my texas.

我是一個鄉村男孩，來自我的兩個德州。

I speak with broken English.

我說的是蹩腳的英語。

I have trouble reading regular funds.

我看不懂普通基金。

Okay, Now you're coming with this wingding.

好了，現在你要帶著這個翅膀來了。

This just ain't it.

這就是不一樣。

All right?

好嗎？

If you're going to type something, doing regular for me, all right?

如果你要打什麼，就給我打正規的，好嗎？

I need to understand it better.

我需要更好地理解它。

Okay, carry on.

好吧，繼續。

Last but not least, I am a war.

最後，我是一場戰爭。

If you're over 25 Melo is Carmelo Anthony, Period.

如果你超過25歲，梅洛就是卡梅羅-安東尼，期。

Listen, it's only one Melo, okay?

聽著，這只是一個梅洛，好嗎？

I love Lemelle a ball, because Melo Anthony is the Onley mellow that I know and the only mellow you should know.

我愛萊梅爾一個球，因為梅洛-安東尼是我所知道的昂利醇，也是你唯一應該知道的醇。

And that's it for my episode of Master per theater.

我的《師父每場戲》就到此為止。

Yeah.

是啊。

Thanks for watching ESPN on YouTube for live streaming sports and premium content.

感謝您在YouTube上觀看ESPN的體育直播和優質內容。