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You guys are on Twitter, right?

It's fun. We use Twitter on our show every single week.

So, if you watch our show and you want to play along, we do this thing every Wednesday, where I send out a hashtag, and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic.

So, because the season finale of The Bachelor is coming up, I went on Twitter and started a hashtag called "#awkwardbreakup".

And I asked you guys to tweet out a funny or awkward breakup story that happened to you or someone you know.

We got thousands of Tweets.

I mean, a lot of people have great stories.

In fact, within a half hour, it was a worldwide trending topic.

So, thank you for those Tweets.

I appreciate it.

They're all...they're all awkward.

Breaking up is the worst, and it's just nothing good about it.

But then, when it's awkward, that's the funny part of it.

That's what makes me laugh.

So, now, I thought I would share some of my favorite awkward breakup Tweets from you guys.

Here we go.

This first one's from @MikeFeeneyPXP.

He says, "She emailed it was over."

"Waited."

"Got impatient."

"Called me and said, 'You should check your email!' then hung up."

God!

That's cold. Yeah, cold-blooded.

Cold-blooded, man.

Cold-blooded.

This one's from @Ang4ND1.

She says, "I broke up with my boyfriend, but he was so drunk that he forgot and showed up to hang out the next day, so I had to break up with him again."

It's like, you made me do this twice?

That made it awkward for me. It's over, again.

Yeah, you're good at it now.

This one is awesome.

This one's from @ryanmarbles.

He says, "My girlfriend dumped me while I was paying for a pizza, and the delivery guy felt so bad that he gave me a hug."

Hugs on the house, buddy.

Get over here. Come on, I'll bring it.

Is that a bread stick in your pocket, or you're happy to see me?

No way!

This one's from @jameskorkie.

He says, "I once had a girl break up with me in the jeans aisle of Marshalls."

Oh, that's good.

That was...that was awkward. Bastard, why can't you think you can wait?

No.

I can't do it. I can't wait any longer.

Jeans aisle of Marshalls.

Oh, this one's weird.

This one's from @hannah_eve.

She says, "After the breakup, he said he was finished dating and wanted to live his life alone like his great aunt did."

What?

Weird people, man!

My great aunt, Edna; she lived alone for thirty years of Manse on the hill.

She had the best life ever.

She would go up and down the stairs, like...

She had three thousand cats.

Staff of National Geography says "Aye" at your head.

We found her corpse.

She was clutching the remote control.

We haven't heard from her in two years.

By the time you showed up, there's a house full of thousands of fat cats.

I won't describe the rest.

One of them, Merda, opened the fridge.

Unbelievable! Never knew cats can do that. Made a casserole. The mustard was spectacular.

[Indistinct]

There I was sitting with a bunch of cats.

Someone should make a painting of that.

Then they played poker.

Then we played poker with dogs.

Anyway, I want to live like her.

I've worn their skins for years.

Oh, all right.

This one's from @YoussefOujdad.

He says, "I broke up with my high school girlfriend using an Excel chart to illustrate the downward trend of our relationship."

You notice here that there's a sharp decline of snuggles.

In the month of June, we didn't snuggle at all.

Your comments. Oh! How I love them.

This one's from @AmyKimiko.

She says, "A guy broke up with me and his final words were, 'This relationship is terminated.'."

He won't be back.

This one's from @JordanPhillie.

He says, "I had a terrible cold when my girlfriend broke up with me. When she said, 'I want to see other people,' I accidentally sneezed in her face."

Yeah. There you have it.

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