Because you have this direct connection

And some people are just inherently cruel

Some people write very harsh things to famous people

without even thinking about the fact that they are people

So tonight I want to give you a chance to think about it

When you don’t see you send the nasty tweet

Is that…it can actually cause pain

Over the last few months, we’ve been asking some of our celebrity guests to read some actual tweets directly at them

and here they are for your amusement

And hopefully reflections

If Mike Piazza’s hair caught fire and someone put it out with a cast iron skillet, you’d have Danny McBride.

There’s a new show where James Van Der Beek plays James Van Der Beek

guys get your backpacks n boots this is apocalypse I’m sure of it…

I would rather chop my arm off and f*** myself with my detached limb than watch “Katie Perry the movie”

What the f*** is wrong with the world

I'll pay you see that

Zooey Deschanel is overrated

I think I am underrated

Did you know that if you skinned Larry King and ironed out his leather,

you could make enough coats to give 1 to every poor child in the America?

F*** David Spade

This is guy who gets right to it

I liked Kristen Stewart more when she was a boy

Matt Leblanc looks so old. #whathappened

If you climbed inside Snooki’s vagina it would probably be like the f*** pacific ocean

Ever since @matisyahu shaved, he looks like old, fat Justin Bieber

Thanks

Dear God, give us 2pac back and we’ll give you Justin Bieber

Nothing bothers me. Nobody says about me.