Your parents probably have some of his old records like Oh, say, can you see Major and State of the Tune Young Well, please welcome one of the best political song parodist Tip Rivers Hatip Hello, Conan Tip Rivers present.

Hey!

And speaking of presence, how about that present Joe Biden dropped on Syria recently?

What's the return policy on that gift, huh?

Don't get me started.

Okay.

Well, great.

That's exactly the kind of lightly sharpen take and politics you're famous for.

Tip.

Okay, I'm very excited to hear what you have for us tonight.

Well, sir, as the tip of the iceberg said to the Titanic, there's a lot more where that came from.

How about our own beloved national anthem, but a little bit off kilter?

Wow, I can't Wait.

Let's hear it.

Okay, Very good.

Here we go.

Oh, say, did you see for the election stolen by antifa with help from Dominion handing bite in the windy in.

Oh, say, should we surround a white house with crossbows to remove Sleepy Joe and install Eric Trauma?

No, Okay.

Wait a minute.

No, I'm not sure I can get behind that one tip and Eric Trump.

Really?

I mean, come on.

You know, Donald is going to be very busy with the construction of Gitmo to once he locks up the Clintons and the Obama's and Ellen de generous.

And, you know, Conan who did get behind that little song?

Well, it was the small and mostly elderly crowd at the CPAC conference this weekend.

They enjoyed it a lot.

Your songs used to be hilariously gentle and balanced.

It wasn't the kind of right wing stuff that gets you booked at the conservative Political Action conference.

Oh, don't get me started on that den of swamp creatures.

No, no, no, no.

This was CPAC with a Q The Celebrity Pedophiles According to meticulously researched facts assembled by Q.

Let's just hear another song And please don't make this song one about the election being stolen.

Okay.

Oh, no problem.

Come and I have hundreds of songs.

That is no problem at all.

How about something patriotic?

Would you like to hear something patriotic?

I would.

Yeah.

Okay, good.

Here's a song about one of our great revolutionary heroes.

You're ready.

And away we go.

Greek comma Marjorie armed with your a 15 of the icing you follow Q And on.

You think gays should not spawn Jewish lasers cause winter storms on this?

We owe, you know.

Stop!

Stop tip.

Stop, stop, stop.

No.

Do not sing a song about her.

She's an awful person tip.

I'm starting to think you're an awful person to That was just I mean, that was low.

Oh, did you think that was low?

Because I actually felt that I was singing a little above my range.

I'm making a joke, for heaven's sake.

I was perfectly into tip tip.

I got to say, I think we're done here.

Come on, Conan.

It's just me.

The same old tip Rivers who's given you so many years of soft chuckling.

Okay, we're pals.

You and I don't get so angry.

Let me go out on a high note.

Okay?

Something that has nothing to do with politics at all.

How about how about something inspiring about old good old amazing grace?

Would you like to hear amazing Amazing grace?

Yes, that actually sounds nice.

That's great.

Fine.

Then we'll go out on a high note.

Away we go.

Amazing race of Caucasians, our heritage in peril.

I see it now.

The lives won't stop until every bite is sterile.

Don't get me started combing.

These liberals are neutralizing our genitals.

They really are.

And they're stealing our prescription pills to do you know that?

I didn't know that That's not true.

Tip rivers, everybody Listen, I had a few drinks and I went to sleep and I woke up three days later and all of my Ambien were gone, you know?

What would you do that we have a great show.

We have a great Jules.

Randall Park is going to be here.

He's in one division in the park is definitely in on it.

No, he's not ordered Anything.

Tip He is in on dispersing the odorless gas that sterilizes white people like that.

We will be right back.

Tip, You're out of bounds.

You're wrong.

We've got to get our hands on that odorless gas and we've got to spray it all over Hollywood and sterilizing You're done.

I'm sure with you you're not going back.

You won't be back on.

You'll never be back on.

Sure I will.

You'll forget, just like last time or the time before.

All right?

You'll probably be back on in three weeks, but three weeks tops.