- Hey, you're back. - Hey.

How was your conference?

It was terrible, I fought with..

...my colleagues, you know, the entire time.

Are you kidding with this?

Uh, so your weekend was a total bust?

Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump

waiting for an elevator.

- Hi. - Hey, you're back too.

Yeah, um, Chandler, can I talk to you

outside for just a second?

Hey, how was your chef thing?

Uh, it was awful.

Guess some people just don't appreciate really good food.

Well, maybe it was the kind of food that tasted good at first

but then...made everybody vomit and have diarrhea.

Chandler?

[imitating Monica] Monica?

Hey.

Hey, Mr. Bing.

That, uh, hotel you stayed at called.

Said someone left an eyelash curler in your room.

Yes, that was mine.

'Cause I figured you hooked up with some girl

and she left it there.

Yes, that would have made more sense.

You know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore, man.

Alright, uh..

Look, I'm just gonna ask you this

one time, alright? And whatever you say, I'll believe you.

Were you...or were you not..

...on a gay cruise?

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- Hey. - Hey.

- Hey. - Oh, hey, Monica.

I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.

Yeah. Saw him waiting for an elevator.

Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler?

- I think I lost mine. - Yeah, it's in the bathroom.

Oh! Oh!

Joey, could I talk to you for a second?

Ooh! Oh-h-h!

Joey, I need to talk to you..

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh-h-h!

[muffled screaming]

No, no, no.

Yes.

Yes.

You? And-and you?

Yes, but you cannot tell anyone.

No one knows.

How? When?

- It happened in London. - In London!

[indistinct shouting]

The reason we didn't tell anyone

was 'cause we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.

But it is a big deal.

- I have to tell someone! - No, no, no.

- You can't. - Please, please.

We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay?

Please, just promise you won't tell.

Alright.

Man, this is unbelievable.

I mean, it's great. But..

I know, it's great.

Oh, I don't want to see that.

We're so stupid.

Do you know what's going on in there?

They're trying to take Joey.

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