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  • this morning I was headed out the door and my wife saw me and she said, Oh, you look fancy today And I didn't know what she was talking about.

  • And I looked in the mirror and I realized that I wore a shirt with buttons, a button up shirt that passes for fancy in this covid world we're in now.

  • I always just throw on a T shirt and then some sort of jean jacket, and I do the show.

  • This morning I put on a shirt that's completely normal, you know?

  • Right.

  • And it looks like I'm headed out the door to my wedding.

  • It's It's also a lot of work, all those buttons that shows a lot of ambition.

  • So, kudos to you.

  • Thank you.

  • It's actually just Velcro.

  • Oh, right.

  • Yeah.

  • The buttons are just here, and then it just flips out, and I can rip this off and there's no back to this.

  • It's just a bare back.

  • I mean, your wife found it fancy.

  • If that she didn't see the back, if she had seen the back, she would have been horrified.

  • She would have probably been like, You gotta get that spot.

  • Look at?

  • Yeah, Yeah.

  • Uh, my wife hasn't seen my naked torso in eight years.

  • Well, you got to get better lighting.

  • She said my skin looks like spam.

  • That started to go bad.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • Didn't you used to help out in health class By showing the circulatory system by just standing there with a shirt off?

  • I get paid a lot of money.

  • I got $40 a class.

  • Nice to give you a cookie and watch it pass through your digestive tract.

  • Yep.

  • It's good work, if you can get it.

this morning I was headed out the door and my wife saw me and she said, Oh, you look fancy today And I didn't know what she was talking about.

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