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  • Hello, I'm Scott Mills from BBC Radio 1

  • and I'm Chris Stark and today we're here

  • with Chris Hemsworth and Scarlett Johansson

  • and we're about to play Playground Insults.

  • Now Scarlett and Chris are sat opposite each other,

  • the atmosphere is very tense.

  • Here's the rules: Don't hold back it's just a game,

  • don't take the insults personally

  • and remember, the insults leave the room when you do.

  • All you've got to do is make each other laugh

  • and the game ends when one of you loses it

  • or someone delivers a killer insult.

  • Oh gosh, it's really hard. I'm already laughing.

  • We've done this quite a few times now

  • but I'm thinking this is the biggest movie of the year

  • so let's make this the biggest

  • Playground Insults we've ever done. Oh great.

  • Um, Chris you're ugly.

  • Oh, here we go they're straight in!

  • Everyone's been talking about it, you're just really ugly.

  • Thanks, um, well...

  • They say beauty's on the inside and inside you is just awful.

  • You've got a growing collection of like, grandma cardigans

  • and I've been meaning to talk to you about it, like it's cray.

  • It's cray? Yeah.

  • It's like you're basically a walking Ann Taylor ad.

  • It's crazy. Wow.

  • It's lucky you're beautiful because there's nothing up here.

  • What?! That's mean! Did you just call me dumb?!

  • You went straight to dumb?! Like one minute I was like,

  • oh you're wearing my grandma's sweater and then you're like, you're dumb!

  • Well... it's, it's it's... no. Did I win?

  • No not yet. No you've got to keep going.

  • So what's um... what's Black Widow's superpower again?

  • Owning is a couple of tasers or...

  • or they like tridents from the Ninja Turtles?

  • Wait, you're insulting the Black Widow as

  • if it's like a real person, not like me!

  • What have you got? What?!

  • Oh god, I don't know, it's so hard.

  • It's just really hard to insult you Chris, you're such a good person.

  • Scarlett, he's had a go about your character, why don't you have a go about Thor?

  • Oh God. Didn't his hammer get bigger?

  • Your hammer got bigger? How did your hammer grow, Chris?

  • Ah because I used my friends arm for it....

  • Ewww. ...for the handle.

  • What? Oh my god. What?

  • I loved it when your eyebrows matched your hair. They bleached my eyebrows, yeah.

  • Chris spends more time in the hair and makeup chair than all of us.

  • What?! What are you doing in there? Can we get...

  • Getting like a full facelift? Do you...

  • Why does it take you so long? We got it down to 20 minutes.

  • That is not true! Err... Luca!

  • What, like 'cause I'm waiting on the set like everybody else like,

  • where the hell is Chris Hemsworth?! Oh my god, the person that's late to set!

  • Oh, I don't think you've ever been on time, Scarlett! So not true!

  • Do you need a watch for Christmas?

  • Or your birthday? Oh, whatever! Anyway, now we don't like each other.

  • This has gone beyond insults!

  • Now we're just airing out all of our problems on...

  • ...radio... TV? You guys are not recording are you?

  • Definitely are recording, yes. Keep going.

  • You know we should just therapise. Forget the insult thing.

  • Let's just talk about what's really going on. Tell me about you. What's wrong?

  • Oh nothing, I just... you know, I have a problem with conflict.

  • I'm gonna say it I... I just hate confrontation

  • and I'm here to talk about that.

  • Let's talk about my issues, yeah.

  • When you went to the beach the other week and you had that beach umbrella,

  • did you know that it would eventually turn into the pants you'd be wearing today?

  • Have I mentioned how ugly you are?

  • Because everybody's talking about it.

  • Do you even know how to spell your name?

  • Because no one else does.

  • That cut deep! Was that like an n's and s's thing?

  • It's because I don't know how to spell. Don't you? Your biceps look like Thanksgiving turkeys.

  • Do they?! No they look great Chris! I'm sorry!

  • Are you saying they're dropping here? No they look great. I love them, I'm sorry.

  • I love your biceps. I think that you are really smart.

  • I don't like your sweater but I love your biceps! I'm sorry!

  • I think we're done! Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johanssonlegends!

  • Thank you for Playground Insults. I'm not sure who won?

  • Are we the worst players to have ever played this? Politest game ever but I sort of love it for it.

  • We're two kind people that only talk shit behind each other's backs!

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