Last night, Harry and Megan gave their big interview to Oprah.

Everybody's talking about like, yeah, apparently, like, 17 million people saw it.

Yeah, a lot of people watched.

Well, guess what?

The royal family is retaliating now.

As we told you, Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles have their own podcast.

Yeah, we played you a little bit of that last week.

Well, they just released another episode this morning to fire back.

Welcome to Fiddlesticks.

I'm your host, Queen Discipline.

And I'm Prince Charles.

Your Majesty.

Did you see last night's broadcast on American television?

I did.

It was shocking.

The court will never be the same.

It won't.

His Majesty the king reigned Supreme King James King James at the NBA All Star Game.

Charles.

I've never seen so many dunks.

Your Majesty.

I'm not talking about baseball.

I'm talking about the interview with Megan and Harry.

Oh, Dad.

Yes, It was devastating, Your Majesty.

We need to do immediate damage control direction.

You need to do damage control, Charles.

Megan said and I quote the queen was always wonderful to me.

Here we go, and Harry and I zoom all the time.

In fact, he helped me put on the cat filter.

I love it, Your Majesty.

Everyone is speculating that I made those awful comments about skin color.

Well did well, dolls.

I admit, it sounds like something I'd say, but it also could have been our footman whose a Spaniard people are saying that the royal family has been harder on Megan Markle than we were on Prince Andrew.

Who?

Prince Andrew.

Your son?

My brother.

He's been accused of pedophilia.

What are you talking about?

I don't have a sound called Prince Andrew.

I have three Children.

You, Edward and an.

You have four Children, Charles.

I'm looking at a family photo right now.

There's you, me, Edward, Princess Anne and your father On the end of the couch, Your Majesty.

Prince Andrew's there.

His head is covered with a square space.

What a Segway.

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