On My Block?

Why is it recommending On My Block?

Gentefied?

What do these have to do with divorce?

Wait, what?

Where are all the movies with Laura Dern?

What is Charlie's problem?

I dunno. He needs some flavor in his life.

I'm gonna play On My Block.

No, Gentefied is so good!

Babe, did you give our password to Pablo again?

Oh my God!

Babe, something's wrong with the Netflix!

We're so good at our jobs.

Wanna get lunch?

[Go Off Title Music]

Hey y'all! Welcome to Go Off

with Jess and Julissa!

It's your girl Jessica Marie Garcia

I'm Julissa Calderon

and I am so excited to be here.

Welcome y'all!

How good do you look right now?

I'm a Dominican Barbie today.

That's what I am.

I am obsessed.

You look gor-geous.

Y'all, Netflix gave us a show!

Jess, can you believe that?

A whole ass show. Like a whole ass show.

We got sketches. We got hot topics.

So many amazing things.

And we are going to laugh a lot.

And today, we are going off on "I Care A Lot"

And we do.

Jess - you ready to go off?

Oh I'm ready to go off. Are you ready to go off?

Let's go off!

It was like a rollercoaster of emotions

Like, how did you feel about that shit?

Okay listen, that bitch should've died so much earlier.

I didn't know that I would watch a movie where

I loved it, but hated the person you were supposed to be rooting for.

And were rooting for the people that were

supposed to be more evil than them.

Yo, but do you think stuff like this happens in real life?

Oh, yes. Oh, hell yes.

Oh my God, yes. Are you kidding me?

If people can take money from people, they will find a way.

That makes me sad.

That's what hurt the most, is

I was like "I wonder how much this actually happens.

First of all, I love old people.

Like, I cursed out somebody in Publix in Florida one time

because he was rude to this little old man

who was just asking where the magazines were.

So the fact that like, this whole movie was the fucking woman -

white woman - taking advantage of all of these older people.

I might never flat iron my hair again.

Because I swear, every single time her hair was super straight and down,

she did evil shit.

It was like she gained power from the heat.

She's just looking at the mirror like:

Like I just see the smoke going -

Mmmmm - BLOP! Mmmmm - BLOP!

Cause you know that shit was like stiff.

I wish somebody would try to take my momma

and put her ass in a home, and take away her legal rights.

I will kill someone. I'm going to jail.

Do not mess with old people - because that's not okay!

That's not okay.

That's so fucked.

No, I'm sorry. That's it. I'm real cool, unless you mess with my grandma,

my grandma's friends, or anybody in her age range.

Do not play with us.

Look at how - we're just as angry as the guy in the beginning.

But that goes to show how brilliant of an actress that woman was.

Oh my God, Rosamund--

Like, she killed it.

Who was your favorite? Who did you love?

Well, besides Peter Dinklage, because I'm obsessed with him,

Yeah, I was waiting for like a dragon...

I'm really sad that Peter Dinklage didn't, like, come through with his "Game of Thrones" head.

That would've been the only other - like -

that movie was everything, every genre. So all it needed was a dragon

just so it could be like "oh, fantasy too? Okay, it's there."

"We did that. Check!"

Like I felt like Eiza - obviously she's a Latina.

So I'm gonna root for her. I also felt, because she's a Latina,

she had a little bit of the compassion in the movie.

Like, she was like - "nah, like, we shouldn't do this. We should run away.

I don't wanna get shot." All of the things that you're like

"yes, you're smart, let's go."

But instead, the other bitch wanna tell her "no."

Their chemistry! On Instagram, they call each other "wifey."

And in interviews, they call each other "wifey,"

it's the cutest thing in the world.

I would love to play like a real villain.

Because I feel like, people are like -

people see me as like a villain on Gentefied, and I'm like

"nah, I'm just speaking facts." I'm just being like

the only real person trying to be for the community.

Okay Julissa, let's say that you're Marla, now

that man just came up to you and called you

all. the "C - U - Next Tuesdays" and spit in your face.

What would you do? I want a rundown.

Okay, so first: I would've been really cool right?

Because I know that clearly I ain't shit.

As Marla. But when he spit on me...

I take that as the highest form of disrespect that any human

can put on any other human.

Like, do not spit, do not do that.

You think that I am scum. And although,

Marla is scum, and in this moment I am scum,

you would not treat me as such.

What about you Jess?

I've been in a couple altercations.

What if a dude came up to you like that - and calling you

all of these things, but you --

Let's go!!!

Oh no. It does not take much.

I'm like - a little combative anyway.

I'm always kind of looking for it.

I will never hit you first. But I will hit you last.

Talk on! GO OFF GIRL! GO OFF!

I think that anyone that's from Florida,

has been in an altercation, you know?

1 or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6.

We're not gonna talk about that!

If the Florida one's don't count,

I'm clear. I'm down to zero.

I was twerking on a stranger's car.

Like,

Screaming at the top of my lungs in Spanglish

Sin zapatos...

to Uncle Luke...

That's when I knew I hit rock bottom.

I don't think America has a place for these people.

Who the hell's walking up and down the road in their bare feet?

This is the hardest thing you'll ever do.

All my friends have two DUIs

And I don't even know if it's worth it!

I run the "Far from Florida" recovery center in Eugene, Oregon.

We help former former Floridians

reintegrate back into normal society.

They provide answers, and they provide a home.

The provide someone to listen to them.

Suppose-ably.

With a "d." "Suppose-dly."

D...

Supposably.

And going into that world is very terrifying.

You are from Florida.

Uh, no. I'm from Miami.

And where is Miami...?

In Miami.

There's no patch or gum for P.T.F.D.

Post Traumatic Florida Disorder

Now, what did we say 72 degrees was?

Winter?

Ok...

It's difficult.

Also, because

you're not used to making your own decisions.

"Purpose."

"Publix."

What do you want, Samantha?

I wanna pet a manatee.

No.

I wanna walk outta the club with no shoes on.

No.

I wanna drive on the wrong side of the highway.

No. Samantha:

What. Do. You. Want?

I wanna be FAR FROM FLORIDA!

Cut the cameras!

["Far from Florida" theme music plays]

Florida? Miami? I love you.

I'm a 305 girl til I die.

Yeah, Orlando, 407,

don't hate me. I'll be back soon.

I love Disney World!

Julissa! We got Fan Love!!!

I wanna jump right into it!

Let's just jump right into it!

Do you have any advice about

moving on from childhood frienships?

I actually need this.

Please, give me some advice.

Did I write that?

I might have written that to you.

You know what's so interesting?

I feel like

it's okay to - to grow.

And sometimes, you're not growing

And it doesn't mean that

you're growing differently in a bad way.

But I could be growing like

this way, and you're growing that way.

And we just don't communicate

or see the same way that we saw each other

when we were children.

But I'm also that bitch that's like

we might not've been talking for three years,

but you can call me and I'll be at your door in ten minutes.

You know what I mean, like

We don't have to communicate all the time.

Like, still know that I'm tehre for you.

Oooo Jess.

That's so perfect that you said that.

Cause I think that

because people feel like

“oh, we grew apart as friends,

and we're no longer speaking on

this every day or every week

level, whatever,

that we're not -

that you're no longer gonna ever be there for me.”

Right!

As if I'm no longer cool with my childhood friend,

I'm not gonna be there for her

if she calls me and she's like

"I'm in some shit."

Imma be like

"GIRL. When and where?"

"When and where?"

"I'll get the shovel!"

Like, let's go!

Okay, this question hits my heart and my soul

and I know it's going to do the same to you.

It says "how do you make peace with your body?

It's so frustrating, no matter what I do, I'm so fed up.

Well, first of all, I just want to give you the biggest hug.

Because, I mean,

self confidence is a daily struggle

for, I think I can say, for everyone.

The grass is never greener on the other side.

This? If you think I look great - which I do -

Took a village.

and confidence is also something I've found.

in just being -

just falling madly in love with who I am.

In every respect.

This body has been with you since day one.

WORSHIP this bitch.

And know that you really are one of one.

There's no one built like you.

I don't care if you have a doppelganger out there,

it doesn't matter

You are built one of one, and who you are

is a beautiful thing.

So once you learn to embrace that

Once you learn to love that

The confidence just exudes

I feel a little bit more confident about myself already.

Do you? You should girl!

You can't look like that and not just like -

Ooo - every day.

I would walk by mirrors all the time, every day

I would just be like "mm hmmm."