That's wonderful.

Oh, yes, them.

You're great.

Thank you.

Oh, absolutely.

Well, thank you very much for coming on the show.

And my pleasure, actually.

A fan of the naked gun pictures.

Thank you.

Renewing old acquaintances.

Remember back on Saturday night?

That's right.

I was working there when you were there.

That's right.

Yeah, I got to coffee.

You chewed me out.

You know you didn't blow maintenance?

No, I got you, t.

And you chewed me out.

Now, no, I'm oh to you.

Sometimes I'm a very angry, angry guy.

No, actually, I'm a I'm a big fan of those pictures because I love the way you play it so straight.

I love the way.

I guess the director told you it's not a comedy act as though this is deadly serious.

You'll be the director.

The thing is that we know that we're being funny, but you can't let the audience know for one second that you're trying to be funny.

Not for one second.

Although I will do almost anything I can for a laugh.

Yeah, Yeah, I said almost.

I didn't say I would do anything for a laugh.

What have you got there.

A little personal you'd like to see.

See it?

That's what I have.

30 is right there.

What the hell are you doing?

What is the What is the Hold it.

Let's show this.

You heard the rude noises that it makes.

Yes, I I nothing but fun.

I got that for the man in Oklahoma City.

Jack Martin, Because the senior golf pro And one night, he said, Lastly, I'm going to give you something to change your life.

It did to ever had nothing but laughs.

Do you?

You don't carry this around everywhere.

I do not travel anywhere alone.

That goes with me all over.

You're a grown man.

What are you doing?

Sure A man?

No, really.

You bring this thing wherever you go.

Oh, yeah, Yeah.

You never can tell.

It always comes in handy, and you never can tell when there's a certain amount of pomposity or somebody who's making you play a particular role.

And if you just shake hands with somebody, it's How do you do?

Very nice.

A tremendous Griff.

It's a defense.

I'm working so hard, so hard to establish my credibility.

And in three seconds, this establishes credibility now, have you?

Now you say you say you take this everywhere and I've actually heard that you do.

I didn't really think you'd take it out here tonight.

I I was praying.

But you take this wherever you go, have have you taken it anywhere Where you now think it may have been inappropriate?

Well, you're always taking a chance.

I'll tell you.

And there are, You know, when you're doing any kind of comedy, there's just no way that there's not gonna come that time when you step over the line.

But that's because of the chance you take.

And they're just gonna be sometimes, especially with this where you seem to step over the line.

And in that case, you know, I say, Look, I I'm really playing.

I've got a secret.

I know I'm doing like a kind of a practical joke, so I'll apologize, or I'll show the people sometimes it doesn't work, But then you have to just rely on your insensitivity.

I have a seminar insensitivity if you like.

And I can I would I would like to sign up for that for the insensitivity course.

Downside.

You know, sometimes you can be feeling good and not know it.

Yeah, I would go back to this thing, you know?

No.

Uh, but do women enjoy this joke?

I'm just curious.

I'll tell you one, like you're on a date and you do that.

Do they immediately go here?

The guy for me?

It's the greatest way to find out whether a woman likes you or not For who you are to be accepted.

That's exactly it.

Be accepted for who you are.

You that hits the nail on head.

Well, I want you to let Andy hold it for the remainder of the show.

Okay.

Here you are, Andy.

All right.

Okay.

All right.

You know, squeeze it.

All right.

All right.

And then Naked Gun pictures.

You're coming out with another one coming naked gun.

33 a third and making making up.

33 the third.

The final insult.

And it will be out on March the 19th.

And I swear, I think it's as funny as the first two, if not funnier.

All right, well, we will just have to step away for a second.

We'll come right back and find out more about this.

And Andy will hold on to your little machine of Doom.

We'll be right back with more Leslie Nielsen in just a second.