THAT'S WHAT AN L.A. MAN SAYS HE FOUND INSIDE HIS BOX OF CINNAMON

TOAST CRUNCH.

ACCORDING TO REPORTS, THE MAN OPENED THE BOX AND NOTICED THE

FIRST SHRIMP TAIL, SO HE LOOKED INSIDE THE OPENED BAG AND SAW

ANOTHER, THEN PRETTY MUCH FREAKED OUT AND CLOSED THE BOX.

GENERAL MILLS HAS REFUTED THE CLAIM SAYING, "WE ASSURE YOU

THAT THERE'S NO POSSIBILITY OF CROSS CONTAMINATION WITH

SHRIMP."

>> HEY!

WHAT'S GOING ON?

E'RE MAKING CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH!

>> WE'LL HELP.

GREAT!

I DO THE BAKING.

>> I SHAKE ON CINNAMON AND SUGAR!

OOPS!

>> AND I ADD THE SHRIMP TAILS.

HE HAS -- ISSUES.

I'M TALKING THE POOP AND THE SEA BUG.

DON'T LOOK ME IN EYES, BRENDA SAID I WAS A LOUSY CHEF WHEN SHE

LEFT ME, BUT NOW SHE'LL SEE.

YOU'LL ALL SEE!

>> I THINK IT'S CLEAR WHY BRENDA LEFT HIM.

>> WHAT DOES SHE KNOW?

YOU HAVEN'T LIVED TILL YOU'VE EATEN THE EXOSKELETON OF AN

ARTHROPOD IN MILK.

THEY'LL STAB YOU IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT WHEN YOU EAT THEM!

HAHAHA!

>> TASTES SAD.

LIKE SALTY GARBAGE.

CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH!

TAKE ME BACK, BRENDA!

FROM GENERAL MILLS, THE MAKERS OF CHEERIOS.

>> NOW WITH CRAB CLAWS!

>> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!