And I rememberedthemtellingmetocountbackwardsfrom 10. I rememberthinking, there's noway I'm notgonnamakeittoone. Andthen I don't remembergettingpasteight.
TheytookmebackintotheprocedureroomandyoucouldjusttellDavidwas, hewasoutofit. I'veseendrunkpeopleandthatwaspretty. Hewaslike, "Hey, Papi." Buthekeptpointingatthreepeople, youknow? I loveyou, Papi. I loveyou, Papi. I loveyou, Papi.
I rememberbeingreallyblurry. Theywerejustcarryingmetothecarandbeingliftedup.
Youknow, ketamineis a incrediblystronganesthetic.
I'm okay.
Ithassideeffects.
I feelfunny.
Youknow, doublevision.
Youhavefoureyes.
Youknow, deepexistentialexperiences.
Isthisreallife? Whyisthishappeningtome?
It's okay, bud. Stayinyourseat.
(Davidyelling)
I thinkhejustfinallyjustaccepteditthatthiswashisliferightnow.
Afterthesurgery, I basicallygottogohomeandwatch "StarWars" andeaticecream. Itwas a prettygoodday, afterthatfirstpart.
I knew I'd capturedsomething. Andwhenweallsawit, we'rejustdyinglaughing, rollingonthefloor, literally.
I didn't postthevideorightaway. Itwasactually a yearlater.
Postingthevideowasreallyjustmoreoutofconveniencetobeabletoshareitmoreeasilywithfamilyandfriends. I justwasn't thinkinganybodywasgonnaseeit, sowhynotjustmakeitpublic.
Posteditandon a lateFridaynight, kindaforgotaboutit.
Itwas a weekandwewereinNewYorkforthe "TodayShow" already, doinginterviews, TVshows.
Thewordmemehadlikejustbeencoined. I justdidn't thinkmuchpast a lotofpeoplethoughtthevideowasfunnyandtheywantedtotalktomeaboutit.
BackintheearlyYouTubedays, theadspartnerprogramwaslike, itwasn't anycommunicationfromYouTube, itwasjust a littlebuttontoclickontheside. And I didn't knowwhatthatwas.
AnotherYouTuberreachedouttomeandhebasicallysaid, "Dude, yougottoclickthat. It's a goodthing." Andso I did, butwaiting a weekprobablycostmemaybe $10,000.
Mylifeafterwasoddlyprettynormal. Kindoflikedisastergirl, I kindofhavethedoublelife.
Everyoncein a while I'm askedtobe "DavidAfterDentist" for a fewminutes.
I havenotdoneanydrugssincethen. Thatwasdefinitelyenoughdrugsforme. Realityishardenough. I don't wanttotryandtackleaboutanotherdimensionofunderstandingtheworld.
Butallinall, "DavidAfterDentist" hasbeen a blessing. And I thinkmyteethlookgreat.
I accidentallybecame a memeandthisisthatstory.
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