That is it! You just barge in here!

-You don't knock! -I'm sorry! -You have no respect for anybody's privacy.

-Rachel, wait, wait. -No, you wait.

-This is ridiculous. -Can I just say one thing?

What?! What?!

That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your... "nippular" area.

Okay, you guys want anything else?

Oh, yes, could I have one of those--

No, I'm sorry. We're all out of those.

-Anybody else? -Okay.

Did I, uh, did I miss something between--

No. She's still upset because I saw her boobies.

Well, what? Wha-what were you doing seeing her boobies?

It was an accident; it's not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of doughnuts.

Okay, okay. Can we change the subject, please?

Yeah, cause, hello, these are not her "boobies."

These are her "breasts."

Okay, Pheebs. I was hoping for more of a change.

You know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed, they were very nice boobies!

"Nice?" They were nice?

I mean, tha-tha-that's it? I mean, mittens are nice.

Okay. Rock. Hard place. Me!

You're... you're... you're so funny.

He's really funny.

I wouldn't want to be there when, when the laughter stops.

Whoa, whoa. Back up there, sparky.

What did you mean by that?

Well, it just seems as though that maybe you have intimacy issues, y'know, that you use your humor as a way of keeping people at a distance.

-Huh. -I mean, hey, I just met you. I don't know you from Adam.

Only child, right?

Parents divorced before you hit puberty.

Uh-huh. How did you know that?

It's textbook.

-Hey, you guys. -Hey, Joe.

-You all know my dad. -Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, how long you in the city?

Just for a couple of days. I got a job Mid-town.

I figured I'm better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on a ferry.

I don't know this one.

-Oh, this is my friend, Roger. -Hi.

-Hey, hey. good to meet you, Rog. -You too, sir.

What happened to the, uh, puppet guy?

Dad, dad.

Oh, oh. Excuse me.

So, Ross, uh, how's the wife?

0-for-2, huh?

Uh, Chandler, quick, say something funny.