Did somebody say plaid?

Well, I'm a plaid enthusiast.

I just got me new kilt today.

Oh, SpongeBob. Can you come here, please?

I couldn't find that watch anywhere.

All I found was this stuff.

I fell in.

And that guy.

What do you think of Mr. Krabs' new plaid kilt?

P-p-p-plaid?

Hey!

You don't have to be nasty about it.

Avert your eyes, SquarePants.

Can you explain the plan again, Squidward?

Sure. But first, put on this cologne.

Steaks sauce?

Okay, so you two are dressed as Choice Cuts.

You go in there and yell, "trick or treat".

The worm will realize he forgot to stock up on Halloween candy, he'll leave to buy some, then we take the mattress.

Give me that cologne.

Now get in there.

Happy Halloween, Squidward.

Gum under all tables.

How's that for low expectations?

Lower!

Initiating Stage 2: Collateral Damage!

- How was that? - Perfect!

Thanks.

If you burn out your laugh box, you'll live your whole life without ever laughing again!

Hey, Patrick, you want to hear a joke?

Sure, Sandy.

Sure. I'd love a good laugh.

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!

I don't want to burn out my laugh box, Squidward!

You know what he does next?

- What? - You really want to know?

- What? - Are you sure you want to know?

What?! What?! What does he do?!

He gets ya!

"He gets ya!"

Oh...

Oh, Mr. Krabs! I'll listen, I promise!

Whoa! Whoa!

Please, save me, Mr. Krabs!

I promise I'll be good!

Phew.

Oh, look!

It's SpongeBob NudiePants!

Well, that was more SpongeBob than I needed to see.

Mr. Squidward, that was some fine angling!

Do you think the lad has learned his lesson?

Oh, I think he'll remember this for a long time.

The Flying Dutchman swoops down and starts stealing people's souls.

Do souls look like pickles?

As a matter of fact, they do!

Then he puts them where you can never get 'em...

In his soul bag!

I've come for your pickle.

Hah! ScaredyPants gets easier to scare every year!

Ah! Look what you've done to me!

Oh! When I get my hair done you--

Please, Mr. Squidward's ghost!

Spare us your ghostly anger!

Oh, yes, Mr. Squidward's ghost! Please, don't haunt us!

We'll do anything you want!

Just have mercy on us!

Enough!

Listen up!

Squidward's ghost is feeling unusually generous today.

He has decided to spare ye a horrible fate.

Oh, boy! Something for me to clean up.

April Fools'!

Whoa!

Hah!

Ha-hah!

Whoa!

Oh, no!

Oh!

I'll catch you, SpongeBob!

Oops!

April Fools'! You little sausage!

SpongeBob! I was just kidding!

Come on! Come on! You guys know I was just kidding!

Right?

Oh, man. Poor kid.

That guy has definitely got some issues to work out.

April Fools', jerk.

Wait, don't go!

Hey! You stink!

Wait, wait! Wait, it was a joke!

Must've been pretty good to make him cry like that.

April Fools', jerk.

You stink!

All right! All right! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

I admit it, I'm sorry!

I didn't mean to hurt you. In fact, SpongeBob, I like you!

I like living next door.

I like hearing your foghorn alarm in the morning and your high-pitched giggling at night.

I also like Gary, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and all the other people I'm forced to be in contact with!

- Squidward, is all that true? - Yes! Yes, SpongeBob!

Yes, it's all true!

Even the part about the Lima beans and the car chase?

The what...? Yes, yes! Whatever.

But you have to promise not to tell anybody.

- I promise. - Really?

April Fools'!

April Fools'! You're right, April Fools'!

I just fooled you all!

What would we do without Squidward?