I'm Orange,

and joining me today is my best friend.

- Yeah. When's he gonna get here?

(Orange laughing hard)

- Oh Pear, that's the kinda rapport

that makes us the best of friends.

(Pear sighs)

Fruit lovers, I won't draw this intro out any longer.

Today we're doing the Draw It or Eat It Challenge.

The rules are simple.

- Let me guess.

If you can't draw it, you have to eat it.

- Exactly. I don't care what they say about you Pear,

you are smart.

(Orange laughing hard)

- What? Who says I'm not smart.

- Round one! Draw an octopus!

Go!

- Huh. Well, at least it's an actual food.

I was afraid I was going to have to eat an old boot

or something like that.

- You wouldn't want to eat an old boot?

- Are you kidding?

Nothing would be worse than eating an old boot.

- And that's time.

- Oh man, that was fast.

I didn't quite finish.

- What do you think?

- That's an octopus, alright.

- Woo hoo! I don't have to eat an octopus.

Or should I say "eight" an octopus?

(Orange laughing)

- Yup. And clearly mine is an octopus.

So, I guess neither of us have to.

- Not so fast Pear.

That doesn't look like an octopus to me.

- What? Of course it does.

- Dunno Pear, it only has seven legs.

Maybe you don't know this, but octopuses have eight legs.

- I know how many legs an octopus has.

I just ran out of time!

- Sorry, but I'm gonna have to challenge this one.

- Fine. Who's going to judge?

Because it can't be you.

- We'll just ask this random passerby.

Excuse me sir,

what is this drawing of?

- I literally have no idea.

It makes no sense.

Is it being held right side up?

- Dude. It's obviously an octopus.

- An octopus?

I think not.

Octopi don't have mouths on the side of their head,

their mouths are underneath.

Besides, if these are supposed to be legs,

there are only seven of them.

- You seriously couldn't tell it was an octopus

because it only had seven legs?

Well, it's not called a septopus now, is it.

Good day!

- I ran out of time!

- And it seems you ran out of luck.

You failed to draw an octopus,

so you'll have to eat one at the end of the episode.

- Good grief.

- On to round two!

This time we must draw

a bicycle! Go!

- Oh, a bicycle,

come on.

That's not even remotely edible.

- Well, if you can draw one,

you won't have to worry about that, will you?

- I guess not.

Jeez. Bicycles are harder to draw

than I thought they'd be.

- Two seconds left.

- Why is there so little time?

- And pencils down.

What do you say?

Bicycle?

- Bicycle.

How about mine?

- Um.. What the heck is that?

- Dude, it's a bicycle.

It has two wheels, a frame.

Give me a break.

You know exactly what it is.

- Um.. I can't say that I do.

Challenge!

- Now, come on.

- Relax, we'll ask a random passerby.

You, sir.

- Yes.

- Him again, really?

- Excuse me, sir.

But could you tell me what this is a drawing of?

- Oh, I know what this is.

It's an impressionistic rendition

of the concept of friendship.

- Huh?

- Yes. You see the lines are ridiculous.

They obviously aren't trying to communicate

anything literal.

- Oh, so you're an art critic now.

- I minored yes.

- Scram zucchini!

Oh my gosh.

I'm going to have to eat a bicycle.

- You sure are.

And I'm wheelie excited to watch it.

(orange laughing)

- Ugh!

- Come on Pear,

don't tell me you're already two-tired of my jokes.

(Orange laughing)

- Grr!

- Round three.

This time we have to draw joy!

- Joy. How the heck am I supposed to draw joy?

- I don't know, but I sure as heck did it.

- What?

You're already done.

- I kind of have to be.

There's only one second left.

- What the!

- And time!

- Well, they're both awful.

- You think mine is awful?

Does that mean you're challenging?

- Yes. I'm challenging.

Challenge!

I challenge!

- Very well. Random passerby, what say you?

- This guy, again?

Why is he always passing by?

- Hey it's a free country, pal.

I don't have to answer to you,

but if you must know,

I kind of forgot where I live.

- Random passerby, what do you think this is a picture of?

- I don't think it's a picture of anything.

- Ha!

- Because I know it's a picture of joy.

- Woo hoo!

- What? Hold up!

Okay, so what's mine a picture of, ha?

Is it joy too?

- Nah. Jubilation perhaps,

but certainly not joy.

(Pear screaming)

- And that's certainly not joy either.

(Orange laughing hard)

- Whatever. It doesn't even matter.

What, I have to eat joy now?

That's impossible.

- Yo! Someone called, the name's Joy?

(Pear laughs nervously)

- Seriously. Joy is an old boot?

- I describe myself more like middle aged, but sure.

Oh, and I brought my bicycle and pet octopus as instructed.

- Wow. Well that's a surprisingly tiny bicycle and octopus.

Maybe this won't be as hard as I thought.

- What are you talking about?

I ain't no octopus. Can't you count.

I only got seven legs.

- Oh. Okay.

Well,

where's the octopus then?

- Right here!

(Orange and Pear screaming)

- Who's gonna try and eat me?

Huh, who?

Is it you?

- Nope, nope, sir.

I already ate.

- Wait, was that a pun? "Eight", because I have eight legs.

(Orange laughs)

I just got it.

- Yeah. Yeah.

It was a pun.

- Oh.

(octopus laughs)

Well.

I hate puns!

(Orange and Pear screaming)

(funky music)