Yeaaaah, see you're very popular!

Yes.

So last year I made a video reading out various hate mail and oh it was so much fun wasn't it?

Reading out comments from people telling me they hate my face or from people holding me accountable

for losing the American Revolutionary War over 200 years ago

This english british prick lost the Revolutionary War

Do not trust him!

-From A Great American.

Ever since then, loads of people have been asking me to make another one.

Make another hate mail video, what a ridiculous idea.

You seem to have overlooked one rather tragic flaw

I don't get any hate mail these days, everyone loves this channel!

The Abroad in Japan channel brings joy and laughter to thousands all around the world

Your humor is so bad it gave me depression

What?!

Yeah well I guess it's like I always say

No one walks away from these videos empty handed, so..

You're great!

Heeey see?

But rude when it comes to respecting culture.

What?!

Come to another country, respect the culture period

and cut the laughter to avoid insulting anyone.

Thanks, asshole!

Well, what utter mind-fuck that was!

Why would you put "you're great"

and then spend the next 26 words

attacking with a nonsensical paragraph of meaningless shit?

Dao Pham!

Sounds like a bloody schizophrenic Vietnamese dictator

Oh Dao Pham came to our village with a promise of friendship!

And then suddenly he saw someone laughing, he changed his mind

burned down the village, shot everyone,

and stole all our porridge.

For thanking us for a great day out!

Dao Pham! I don't like you, I don't like your bullshit nonsensical rhetoric

I don't like anything you stand for.

But besides that.

I think you're great!

This guy is so fucking gay, why does Japan attract bottom of the barrel white guys?

Oh for f... come on now!

I like to think I'm at least middle of the barrel!

The reason why bottom of the barrel white guys moved to Japan is to escape life in the barrel

You know, no one...er...no one wants to be in a barrel!

I dreamt about Abroad in Japan last night.

We had to escape from an evil summer camp.

I think I've been watching too much Goosebumps.

Wow first I escaped a barrel, now I'm escaping an evil summer camp!

Two questions though:

One, were we successful in escaping the evil summer camp?

Two: Is Goosebumps still actually a thing?

I remember watching it back in the 90's along with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and Hey Arthur!

God the 90's were good weren't they?

Hi as being a cat every time I can read/write/speak for every 10 minutes every time I hot a bong. Any meow meow meow meow meow

And that...

That is the power..

..of drugs!

I'll move to Sendai very soon.

Once I move there, Chris, I will throw a pie in your face because I'm a clown.

Great well I don't regret telling people which city I live in.

More important though, why are clowns even a thing?

I swear nearly half of all people hate clowns and the other half are just ambivalent as to their existence.

I've never met anyone in my life who's gone:

I really like clowns! They're so funny aren't they? There's so funny and witty!" -No one in the world ever.

No! They're not!

When I'm dictator of Earth, I will have every single clown strapped to a rocket and launched into the sun

With the notable exception of Ronald McDonald because it's funny the way his name rhymes..Ronald Mcdonald

I think you are dangerously good-looking. like heart-breaking status.

Wait a minute.

Where's the punchline?

Wow it's possible real!

Dangerously good-looking

Like heart-breaking status!

Finally!

The comment I think we can all agree with!

Are there any helpful japanese vids that don't involve this asshole???

Sharla in Japan and Rachel&Jun, they're pretty good!

Oh and by the way!

Go Fuck Yourself!

Actually I've forgotten to mention, Natsuki does read your comments!

Really? Really?

Yeah, you're very popular!

The world needs more Natsuki

Wow!

Give me a chance!

Give me a chance of the world!

And that's another good one!

Oooh Natsuki is so likeable!

Ohhh yeahhh thank you!!

His eyes are friendly and accepting.

"Accepting?"

Yeaaah inviting!

Your eyes!

Inviting?

Yeah!

His aura is Golden Diamonds!

Golden Diamonds!!

Aura...Golden Diamonds!!

Nope!

I'm a Golden Diamond!!

Aura...

How many Japan YouTube bloggers are you friends with?

Are you friends with Mr Ryan Boundless.... bet you are.

You bet wrong!

First off, I am friends with maybe a dozen or so YouTubers in Japan, there is a good community

As for this Ryan Boundless character

People bring him up with me all the time and ask me my views

As he's a guy who's also made many videos about life in Japan

But his views about Japan are usually somewhat negative.

In fact that's an understatement he has an entire series of videos entitled Dream Crusher

Trying to put people off of coming to Japan

But I have had many people ask me

if Japan is as bad as he makes it out to be

and it's really started to annoy me.

I've sat through a few of these Dream Crusher videos and the experience was about as fun

as falling down the stairs into a bucket of used syringes

Quite honestly you could learn more about life in Japan

by staring at this photo of a bemused fucking donkey

than you will ever learn by watching one of his multimedia tirades.

So please just ignore them, they won't crush your dreams

but they will rob you of your precious time!

The same precious time that you'll need to make your dreams become a reality!

Oh and no...we're not friends!

You think is of funny while also out the bad! very shameful of england make me laugh, a pittance

-regrads

No idea, sometimes it could be difficult to work out if it's a compliment or an insult

What do you think, let us know in the comment section and together we'll solve this mystery!

How the hell does Chris manage to look sexy with glasses?

Err, like this!

I don't understand. Where is true intention and where is a joke.

It's fair enough to be honest.

Not even I know, sometimes where true intention is and where is joke.

But presumably Mr Sakamoto didn't give up because he carried on powering his way through the videos

Until about an hour later when he wrote this comment on a separate video saying:

Hate British Joke

But at least he gave it a good try!

Your hair makes me depressed...why can't mine fly so good

Send me a check for 50 dollars, and I'll reveal the secrets to flying hair absolutely free

Why do all the youtubers do some kind of video talking about their haters?

First off, it is a valid point, surely it's wrong to give attention to trolls and people who are just shit.

But I have to disagree, it's quite rewarding to take something that is bad, unpleasant, stupid

and converting it into something positive.

Namely, a video that has entertained thousands of people.

And in all honesty I don't think I've ever had a bad comment that has really gotten to me or affected me

Perhaps with the exception of being called

an over seas retard.

It's not very nice is it.

But I do want to say thank you to all the people who regularly leave nice comments

For me it's the things people write, it's the things you write that keep me motivated and keep me wanting to do this after 4 years

So I am truly honestly grateful

And it's so unfortunate that I'm so sarcastic that even when I'm trying to sound genuine it doesn't work

I don't know where true intention is....anymore!!

Oh I've ran out of coffee!

Well thanks for watching guys! We'll end it there, please leave your comments and questions below

and they'll feature in the next comment reading video, which will be soon!

I wanna do it more often

And...oh what the hell,

One more comment, one last comment!

Just go somewhere, anywhere. Get out of your silly country and expand your little mind.

I did, you muppet!

That's why I'm abroad in Japan!

They're real, they're real!

No fake??

No fake, you're popular!

Real comment?

In the world?

I say: thank you!

Thank you thank you! Let's enjoy...

...Abroad in Japan together

Join me!

Alright you can have your cigarette now!