wild with Lord of the Flies by William Golding.

Dis book starts when a G5 full of prissy British boys crash lands on

a remote island in da Pacific. Among the survivors be homies

Ralph, Piggy, Jack, and Simon. In order to get their boys in line,

Piggy and Ralph snag a big ass shell that they can use to holler

at their boys and talk bidness. They call this shell “the conch.”

Now all these kids appoint my boy Ralph as the leader and lets

Jack be the head hunter. At first, Jack be too much of a bitch to kill

for food, but soon enough dis gangsta busts his cherry and gets

some o dat good pork.

All the while, the youngins be actin scurred cuz some little fool

say he saw a monster, but Ralph be all like “chill shawty, that shit’s

all in yo head”

Then one day Jack rolls up to camp, blows the conch, and say that he

saw the beast with his own eyes and that Ralph ain’t got the balls to

be the leader. Ralph say “Boy who you think you talking to?.” And

Jack be like “look. If you all want some of dat bacon, you gonna have

to leave Ralph’s posse and join my new crew. Straight up.”

So Jack and his crew shank another pig and impale its head on a stick

as an offerin to the beast. Then, my brutha Simon has a vision of dat

pork talkin to him! That pig head be referred to as “The lord of the

Flies” and it start spittin cold truth up in Simon’s ear: He say

that the beast ain’t somethin them boys can hunt cuz it ain’t nothin

but the violence in dem kids hearts.

When Simon hauls ass back to camp, all dem little homies mistake him

for the beast and waste that fool in a cracked out frenzy. Even Ralph

and Piggy get some licks in. Wheew, this shit gettin real.

After that whack ass dance, Jack and his posse storm Ralph’s crib

and steal Piggy’s glasses, which be the only thing they can use to make

a fire.

Ralph just ain’t having it with this honkie Jack. So Ralphie boot

up and starts brawlin wit this fool. During the tussle, Piggy gets

thrown off a cliff and the conch shatters. Outnumbered by Jack’s

homies, Ralph books it for the shore and just when he about to

collapse, Ralph peeps a Naval officer chilling in the water. When

this playa sees dem kids tryin to kill Ralph, he be like “Have you

kids lost your damn mind?” Then he puts dem kids on the boat and takes

em back to civilization. But they innocence is long gone.

Alright listen up play boy. dis book be an allegorical effort to

take all the fucked up shit about society and find its origin in

human nature. By watchin these little white boys lose their mind,

we reminded of humanity’s capacity for evil and how man-made moral

systems be straight up superficial.

But you wanna know the wackest irony of all, my man? Even though

adult life may look all righteous once dat navy playa drops in, the

truth is, that soldier boy be smack in the middle of a war. In fact,

this fool was trying to get the drop on his enemy when he found

these kids. So the real tragedy up in here is that they ain’t nobody

to save civilized humanity from they violent nature neither. You

feel me?

You also best recognize that the central symbol up in this heezy is

that pig-head on a stick, or what the narrator be callin “The Lord of

the Flies”-another name for Beelzebub, the prince of demons.

AKA THE DEVIL. And like the Devil be doin, he representing the

destruction, decay and demoralization of man kind homie.

Yo, and if you wanna get all Freudian up in this bitch, you can

say that The Lord of the Flies be representin “the id,” which

functions only to ensure survival. Laws, moral codes, even

intelligence itself don’t mean jack shit when the id be in charge.

Look, You just ain’t rollin with the big dawgs unless you know bout

this here motif son. All throughout this book dey be

recurring patterns of fallin- Piggy fallin off the cliff and the conch

falling with him, the falling parachutist, Ralph fallin at the

navy man’s feet. All dat shit be emphasizing the “fall of human kind."

Also, the Loss of Piggy’s sight be a symbol for the fall of reason.

When that punk Jack boosts Piggy’s glasses to make a fire for his

gang, it straight up indicates the transition from the reign of reason

to the reign of savagery. Ya heard?

Yo. Thanks for watchin Thug Notes. Catch yall next week.