This episode of The Juice is beyond compare!

這一集的《果汁》是無可比擬的!

- Ugh, enough already, dude!

- 呃，已經夠了，夥計！

- What's the matter, Pear?

- 怎麼了，梨子？

- Yeah, what's the "mattaire" Pear?

- 是的，"mattaire "梨是什麼？

- You know very well what the matter is, Orange!

- 你很清楚事情是什麼，奧蘭治！你知道嗎？

Dude, you've been listing off things that rhyme

老兄，你一直在列出押韻的東西

with my name all day long!

整天叫著我的名字!

- Things that rhyme with Pear? I do declare!

- 與梨子押韻的東西？我宣佈!

- GRR!!!

- GRR!!!

- Relax, he'll run out of rhymes eventually.

- 放鬆點，他最終會用完押韻的。

Just tell us about today's episode.

就說說今天的節目吧。

- Yeah, please share. Hahaha!

- 是的，請分享。哈哈哈!

- ARGHH!!!

- ARGHH!!!

- Okay, okay. So today, ExtremeKakarot wants to know

- 好吧，好吧。所以今天，ExtremeKakarot想知道

"if you could go anywhere on vacation, where would you go?"

"如果你可以去任何地方度假，你會去哪裡？"

- Whoa! You're saying we could go anywhere? Hahaha!

- 哇哦!你是說我們可以去任何地方?哈哈哈!

- Ugh.

- 呃。

- Seriously though, great question.

- 不過說真的，這個問題很好。

Hope you're thirsty fruit-lovers

希望你是口渴的水果愛好者

'cause I want to know, what's another rhyme for "pear"?

因為我想知道，"梨 "的另一個押韻是什麼？

Hahahaha!

哈哈哈!

- I'll kick things off by answering the vacation question.

- 我將通過回答假期問題來開始工作。

Whoa! - Corey can't seem to keep

科裡似乎無法保持

his derrière on that chair over there.

他的屁股在那邊的椅子上。

- Orange! - No, he's right. Whoa!

- 橙色！- 不，他是對的。哇哦!

I keep flying off the couch

我一直從沙發上飛起來

like some kind of butt-less wonder.

像某種無屁股的奇蹟。

New butt arrives Tuesday. So I'm looking forward to then.

新屁股週二就到了。所以我很期待那時的到來。

Whoa! - Just out of curiosity,

哇！--只是出於好奇。

How is it being delivered? By ground or by air?

它是如何被交付的？通過陸路還是空運？

Hahaha!

哈哈哈!

- Oh my gosh, dude.

- 哦，我的天哪，夥計。

Well, I know where I go on vacation, Madagascar

嗯，我知道我去哪裡度假了，馬拉加西

because it's as far away from Orange as I can get.

因為這是我能得到的離奧蘭治最遠的地方。

- Madagascar? I didn't know we could pick movies.

- 馬拉加西？我不知道我們可以挑選電影。

- Yeah, believe it or not, it was a place

- 是的，不管你信不信，那是一個地方

before it was a movie, Corey.

在它成為一部電影之前，科裡。

- Oh, sorry.

- 哦，對不起。

I lost the geography side of my brain in the accident.

在這次事故中，我失去了大腦的地理側。

- You know Pear, you could get further away

- 你知道皮爾，你可以走得更遠

from Orange than Madagascar.

來自奧蘭治的人比馬拉加西的人多。

- Really? I'm pretty sure it's on the

- 真的嗎？我很確定這是在

other side of the world.

世界的另一端。

- Who said anything about staying on the world?

- 誰說過要留在世界上？

- Oh, that's true.

- 哦，那是真的。

- Pear, you could go to the moon.

- 梨，你可以去月球。

- [Marshmallow] Or Mars, yay!

- [棉花糖]或火星，耶!

- Totally!

- 完全正確!

- Pear, you should get a one-way ticket to Pluto!

- 梨子，你應該得到一張去冥王星的單程票!

- Okay. Easy.

- 好的。放鬆。

Now it just feels like you don't want me around.

現在只是感覺你不希望我在身邊。

(cricket noises)

(蟋蟀叫聲)

- Hello? Now would be an appropriate time for someone to say

- 喂？現在是一個適當的時候，有人會說

"No, we want you around Pear," or something like that.

"不，我們希望你在梨子身邊，"或類似的話。

- If I could go anywhere on vacation,

- 如果我可以去任何地方度假。

I'd stay right here with my friends.

我就在這裡和我的朋友們呆在一起。

- Aww

- Aww

- Seriously, though. Where would you actually go?

- 不過，認真地說。你實際上會去哪裡？

- Jamaica, obviously!

- 牙買加，很明顯!

- Little Apple, where would you go?

- 小蘋果，你會去哪裡？

- Um, I don't want to say it.

- 嗯，我不想說。

- Aw, why don't you want to tell us?

- 噢，你為什麼不願意告訴我們？

Is it someplace you're embarrassed of?

這是你感到尷尬的地方嗎？

- Is it somewhere secret?

- 是不是在某個祕密的地方？

- Is it something that rhymes with pear, like Delaware?

- 是不是和梨子押韻的東西，比如特拉華？

Hahaha!

哈哈哈!

- Orange!

- 橙子!

- No, it's nothing like that.

- 不，它不是那樣的。

It's just.. Okay, well, I visited 49 state capitals

這只是...好吧，好吧，我訪問了49個州的首府

and I kind of want to take care of the 50th.

而我有點想照顧50歲的人。

- So then, which one's left?

- 那麼，剩下的是哪個？

- Little Rock, Arkansas.

- 阿肯色州，小石城。

- Bwaahahaha!

- Bwaahaha!

- See! This is why I didn't want to say it.

- 看到了吧!這就是我不想說的原因。

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry

- 對不起，我很抱歉

but that answer was straight up "hilair".

但這個答案是直接的 "hilair"。

- "Hilair"? Don't you mean "hilarious"?

- "Hilair"？你的意思不是 "熱鬧 "嗎？

- No, it's a new slang word I whipped up out of thin air.

- 不，這是我憑空捏造的一個新的俚語詞。

- Stop inventing slang terms that rhyme with my name.

- 停止發明與我的名字押韻的俚語。

- That's fair.

- 這很公平。

- Ahhh!

- 啊哈!

- Corey, where would you go?

- 科裡，你會去哪裡？

- Well, mine is a bit weird, but you know that haystack

- 好吧，我的有點奇怪，但你知道，乾草堆

over on the other side of the airport?

在機場的另一邊？

- Yeah, why?

- 是啊，為什麼？

- There! That's where I'd go.

- 在那裡！這就是我想去的地方。

Whoa! Slipped out of my seat again, ha ha ha.

哇!又從我的座位上滑下來了，哈哈哈。

- So you'd go to a haystack next to the airport?

- 所以你會去機場旁邊的乾草堆？

- I think Corey lost a half of his brain that makes sense.

- 我認為科裡失去了一半的大腦，這很有意義。

- See, for me, it's not about the destination,

- 看，對我來說，這與目的地無關。

- it's the journey.

- 這是一個旅程。

And for me, it's all about how I'd get there,

而對我來說，這都是關於我將如何到達那裡。

on my sweet hog, of course.

當然，是在我可愛的豬身上。

- No way! Are you saying you want to jump

- 不會吧！？你是說你想跳樓

over an airport on your motorcycle?

騎著摩托車越過機場？

- Heck yeah, it's never been done.

- 哎呀，是的，從來沒有人做過。

- Wow! I was going to pick Waikiki as my vacation spot

- 哇!我打算選擇威基基作為我的度假地點

because it sounds funny, but watching Corey jump

因為這聽起來很有趣，但看著科裡跳樓

over the airport sounds way "bettair."

在機場上空聽起來是 "bettair"。

- That's not how the word better is pronounced.

- 更好這個詞不是這樣發音的。

- No, I like my way "bettair."

- 不，我喜歡我的方式 "bettair"。

Hahaha!

哈哈哈!

- Argh!

- 啊!

- Hey! Can I change my answer too?

- 嘿！我也可以改變我的答案嗎？

Watching Corey jump his motorcycle sounds

看著科裡跳他的摩托車的聲音

way more fun than Arkansas.

比阿肯色州更有趣的方式。

- Yay! Could we watch Corey jump over the airport right now?

- 耶!我們能不能現在就看科裡跳過機場？

- Wow. I wasn't expecting so much enthusiasm.

- 哇。我沒有想到會有這麼多的熱情。

Well, I do just happened to have my motorcycle and gear

好吧，我正好有我的摩托車和裝備

and ramp here, so..

和坡道在這裡，所以...

- Do it! Do it! Do it!

- 做到這一點!做到這一點！做到這一點！

- Okay. Ha ha, wow.

- 好的，哈哈，哇。

I guess this is happening.

我想這正在發生。

Open the studio skylight!

打開工作室的天窗!

- Corey, if you don't make it,

- 科裡，如果你沒能成功。

just know that you were like a half brother to me.

只知道你對我來說就像一個同父異母的兄弟。

- Thanks, that means a lot.

- 謝謝，這意味著很多。

Here we go!

我們來了!

Three, two, one, and...

三，二，一，和...

Whoops! Fell off my seat again.

哎呦!又從我的座位上摔下來了。

Man, I could really use that new butt right about now.

夥計，我現在真的需要那個新屁股。

(motorcycle crashing)

(摩托車碰撞)

- Um, guys!

- 嗯，夥計們！

- Well, fruit lovers, I was hoping to end today's episode

- 好了，水果愛好者們，我希望能在今天的節目結束時

on a more triumphant note

得意洋洋

but I guess there'll be no such fanfare.

但我想不會有這樣的大張旗鼓。

- Argh!!

- 啊！！！

- That's okay Orange, it was a good episode anyways!

- 沒關係，橙子，無論如何這都是一個好的情節

- Guys, I think a motorcycle is loose in the studio.

- 夥計們，我想工作室裡有輛摩托車鬆動了。

- Man, I was so ready for something exciting to happen.

- 夥計，我已經準備好要發生一些令人興奮的事情了。

That's such a bummer.

這真讓人無奈。

- A real "bummair", indeed!

- 一個真正的 "bummair"，確實如此。

- That's not how it's pronounced, and you know it!

- 這不是它的發音，你知道的！"。

Also, there's a motorcycle loose in the studio!

另外，工作室裡有一輛摩托車鬆動了!

- Really, where?

- 真的，在哪裡？

- There!

- 在那裡!

- Ahhh!

- 啊哈!

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