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- Howdy. Howdy. Brutal loads.
- 你好你好。殘酷的負載。
Orange here with another explosive episode. Ha ha!
橙子在這裡有另一個爆炸性的情節。哈哈!"。
Let's put on our non-existent hands together
讓我們一起戴上我們不存在的手
for today's contestant, Pear!
為今天的參賽者,Pear!
- Um. Hi, what's this episode called by the way?
- 嗯,你好,順便問一下,這一集叫什麼?
- Oh! You'll love it, Pear.
- 哦!你會喜歡它的,梨子。
It'll blow you away. I promise.
它將使你大吃一驚。我保證。
No, wait, don't pull that curtain back yet.
不,等等,先別拉開窗簾。
- Will it T.N.T?
- 它會不會T.N.T?
- That's its name. Don't worried out.
- 這是它的名字。不要擔心了。
- Oh! I'm outta here.
- 哦! 我要離開這裡了。
- No! Wait! Pear! It's a super easy game.
- 不!等等,梨!這是個超級簡單的遊戲。
And if you win, you get this.
如果你贏了,你會得到這個。
- Hold that! That's my dream car.
- 等等! 這是我的夢想之車。
You promise this game is easy to win?
你保證這個遊戲很容易贏?
- Pear, all you gotta do is guess
- 梨,你所要做的就是猜測
whether things will blow up or not.
東西是否會爆炸。
If you guess two out of three correctly,
如果你猜對了三個中的兩個。
you win your dream car.
你贏得了你的夢想之車。
- Okay, well that does sound simple.
- 好吧,這聽起來確實很簡單。
- So let's get started, round one, T.N.T.
- 那麼我們開始吧,第一輪,T.N.T。
- [Orange] Will it T.N.T?
- [橙色]會不會T.N.T?
- Wait. You're asking me if that T.N.T
- 等等,你是在問我,那個T.N.T
will explode if we light it on fire?
如果我們把它點燃,會不會爆炸?
- Correctamundo.
-沒錯! (That's right.)
- Um. I don't know if this is a trick question, but yes.
- 嗯,我不知道這是不是一個棘手的問題,但是是的。
Yes. I believe that TNT will TNT.
是的,我相信TNT會TNT。
- That seems like a solid guess to me
- 對我來說,這似乎是一個可靠的猜測
although we won't know for sure until we test it.
儘管在我們測試之前,我們無法確定。
(evil laughing)
(邪惡的笑聲)
- What? You're actually gonna explode that right here?
- 什麼,你真的要在這裡爆炸嗎?
- Relax Pear. We have a blast proof box.
- 放鬆梨。我們有一個防爆炸的盒子。
- Okay. Hoo!
- 好的,呼!
- While we wait for the fuse to burn down,
- 在我們等待導火線燒燬的時候。
let's get to know our guest.
讓我們認識一下我們的客人。
TNT tell us a little bit about yourself.
TNT告訴我們關於你的一些情況。
- Okay. Um. Well, I'm TNT when I'm lit on fire.
- 好的。嗯。好吧,我是TNT,當我被點燃的時候。
I and I like everything in a 20 foot radius
我和我喜歡方圓20英尺內的所有東西
and I, I collect Polish rocks.
而我,我收集光滑的石頭。
- Fantastic. And it looks like we're about
- 太棒了。而且看起來我們即將
to find out a pair is one step closer
發現一個"梨子"離
to his dream car.
他的夢想之車更進一步。
(bomb blasting)
(炸彈爆炸聲)
It TNT. Pear, You are now one guess away
它TNT了。梨子,你現在離你的夢想車
from your dream car.
只差一個猜測。
- This is incredible. And as a side note,
- 這真是不可思議。順便說一句。
I feel like, we should keep this blast proof box
我覺得,我們應該保留這個防爆箱
around the kitchen all the time.
一直在廚房周圍。
- Sorry. Couldn't hear that last thing you said, Pear.
- 對不起。沒聽清你說的最後一句話,梨子。
No ears. (laughs)
沒有耳朵。(笑)
Onto round two, that's hotdog.
進入第二輪,那就是熱狗。
- [Orange] Will it T.N.T?
- [橙色]會不會T.N.T?
- You're asking me if a hotdog will TNT?
- 你在問我熱狗會不會TNT?
No. Hotdogs don't blow up. It will not TNT.
不,熱狗不會爆炸。它不會TNT。
- You heard the Pear, stick a fuse
- 你聽到梨子的聲音了,插上一根保險絲
in that hotdog and let's play.
在那個熱狗上,讓我們來玩。
Hotdog, tell us a bit about yourself.
熱狗,告訴我們一些你的情況。
- Sure thing. Yeah. My middle name is Brandon,
- 當然可以。是的。我的中間名是布蘭登。
my favorite color is green.
我最喜歡的顏色是綠色。
And I'll tell I'm really not a hotdog.
而我要告訴大家,我真的不是一個熱狗。
People just call me that as nicknames.
人們只是把我當做綽號來叫。
Hey actually I'm a meatball who ate
嘿,實際上我是一個吃了肉球的人。
a pizza TNT for lunch earlier that aah!
一個比薩餅TNT的午餐早些時候,啊!
- Ooh! I'm sorry, Pear.
- 哦!我很抱歉,梨子。
I'm afraid the hotdog dead in fact, TNT, but don't worry.
我擔心熱狗死了其實是TNT,但別擔心。
You still have one last chance to win that car.
你仍然有最後一次機會贏得那輛車。
- What the? Orange, this show is bizarre.
- 什麼情況?橙色,這個節目很奇怪。
- Round three. That's frog
- 第三回合。那是青蛙
- [Orange] Will it T.N.T?
- [橙色]會不會T.N.T?
- Let me get this straight.
- 讓我把話說清楚。
So you're going to put a fuse
所以你要把一個保險絲
into this frog and see if it blows up.
進入這隻青蛙,看看它是否會被炸燬。
Is the frog okay with this?
這隻青蛙能接受嗎?
- Yeah. What can I say?
- 是的。我能說什麼呢?
They made me an offer. I couldn't refuse.
他們給我開了一個條件。我無法拒絕。
(laughing)
(笑)
- Okay then. I'm gonna say the frog will not TNT.
- 那好吧。我要說的是,這隻青蛙不會TNT。
- Final answer?
- 最終答案?
- Final answer. I've never met an exploding frog.
- 最終答案。我從未見過一隻爆炸的青蛙。
- Okay, here we go.
- 好了,我們開始吧。
While we wait, Frog, tell us a little bit about yourself.
在我們等待的時候,青蛙,告訴我們一些關於你的情況。
- Sure. So I'm a frog. I enjoy baking
- 當然,所以我是一隻青蛙。我喜歡烘烤
for my two adorable tadpoles and I could do
為我的兩隻可愛的小蝌蚪,我可以做到
a really killer Matthew McConaughey impression.
馬修-麥康納(Matthew McConaughey)的模仿真的很有殺傷力。
- Oh! really?
- 哦!真的嗎?
- All right. All right. All right.
- 好的。好了,好了。好的。
(laughs)
(笑)
- Hey, that's pretty good.
- 嘿,那還不錯像。
- Yes. Thanks. Let's see what else?
- 是的。謝謝。讓我們看看還有什麼?
My favorite color is base
我最喜歡的顏色是原色
and also I enjoy decorating the top
我還喜歡在TNT桶上面做裝飾
of TNT barrel to look like Lily pads.
讓它看起來像百合花墊。
- Wait, what the?
- 等等,什麼?
(Frog Exploding)
(青蛙爆炸)
(Pear screaming)
(梨子的叫聲)
- Whoa! I totally did not see that one coming.
- 哇!我完全沒有看到這一幕的發生。
- That poor frog.
- 那隻可憐的青蛙。
- I'm sorry Pear. You didn't win your dream car
- 我很抱歉梨子。你沒能贏得你的夢想之車
unless you want a shot at the lightning round.
除非你想在閃電戰中獲得機會。
- Sure. I'll do the lightning round.
- 當然,我將進行閃電式回合。
What do I have to lose?
我有什麼可失去的?
- Lightning round it is. Okay Pear. Here we go.
- 閃電輪是。好的梨子。我們開始吧。
Will it TNT?
會不會是TNT?
- Yes, of course. It will explode.
- 是的,當然了。它將會爆炸。
You're putting a fuse into its gas tank.
你把保險絲放進它的油箱。
- Nice. You got your lightning round answer in just in time.
- 很好。你及時得到了你的閃電式回答。
- Wait, aren't we gonna put the blast proof box over?
- 等等,我們不是要把防爆箱放過去嗎?
(Pear screaming)
(梨子的叫聲)
- No!
- 不!
- Pear, why do you look so sad? You won.
- 梨子,你為什麼看起來這麼悲傷?你贏了。
- I, I did?
- 我,我有嗎?
- Of course you did. The car totally TNT.
- 當然,你做到了。這輛車完全是TNT。
You guess correctly.
你猜對了。
- Oh, fantastic.
- 哦,太棒了。
So where do I pick up my car?
那麼我在哪裡取車呢?
Right over there and over there
就在那裡,在那裡
and a little bit over there.
還有一點在那邊。
(evil laughing)
(邪惡的笑聲)
- Orange!
- 橙子!
(gentle morose music)
(輕柔哀傷的音樂)