S: Yeah~

S: 是的~

M: Come on in

M: 進來吧

S: Okay~

S:好吧~

S: What's this? M: This is for you

S:這是什麼？M: 這是給你的

S: it's a big box. M: Yea.

S：這是個大箱子。M：是的。

*Cut open the box =]* Excited*

*切開盒子=]*興奮不已*。

S: WHEEEEEEEEEEE

S:WHEEEEEEEEEEE

S: FINAL FANTASY NOODLES!!! X3

S:最終幻想的麵條！！！。X3

like if you don't like

不喜歡就不喜歡

Alright now that I'm gonna every one of these noodles right now. Maybe you should say

好吧，現在我現在要每一個這些麵條。也許你應該說

15 NOODLE BOXES DX

15個麵條盒dx

Its ALL mine >:3

它都是我的 >:3

So I'm super excited about this

所以我對這一點超級興奮

I am a huge fan Final Fantasy nerd I've played almost all of these final fantasy series

我是一個巨大的粉絲最終幻想的書呆子，我幾乎玩過所有這些最終幻想系列。

And this is a special cup noodle edition with all the bosses from the different fight of fantasies

這是一個特別的杯面版，有來自不同的幻想之戰的所有老闆。

I'm going to see how many I could eat and I'm probably just going to skip the ones that whose bosses

我想看看我可以吃多少，我可能只是跳過那些老闆的。

I don't necessarily know it's much

我不一定知道它有多少

But sephiroth. I'm definitely going to get in my stomach DX

但是Sephiroth。我肯定會在我的肚子裡 DX

M: Question! S:What?!

M:問題!S:什麼？

Why Final Fantasy in Cup Noodle?

為什麼《最終幻想》在杯麵？

They had kind of like a product placing within final fantasy 15 which [was] [another] side quest you have to kind of try to get

他們在《最終幻想15》裡有一種類似於產品的放置，這[是][另一個]側面任務，你必須有點嘗試去獲得。

The best kind of cup noodles. There's a little cup noodle truck there

最好的那種杯麵。那裡有一輛小杯面車

And so they're kind of like doing this I cross-promotion in both so that like in real life

是以，他們有點像在做這個，我在兩者中交叉推廣，以便像在現實生活中一樣

(At this moment Martina became regretful ;-;)

在這一刻，瑪蒂娜變得很遺憾;-;)

Well yes both really fast. I was very excited you - how are they I'll tamesha from Final Fantasy 8 here

嗯，是的，都是非常快的。我很興奮，你 - 他們是如何，我將Tamesha從最終幻想8在這裡

We have desperat from Final Fantasy 7 here

我們這裡有《最終幻想7》的desperat

We have Casco from Final Fantasy 6

我們有《最終幻想6》中的Casco

Final fantasy private armor with that text step they take away the excess final fantasy 3 that's cloud of [darkness] is that cloud of [doctors] (JESUS DX)

最終幻想的私人盔甲與那個文本的步驟，他們帶走了多餘的最終幻想3的雲的[黑暗]是那雲的[醫生]（JESUS DX）。

I-I think so

我想是的

I only know cloud of darkness because I've been playing final fantasy brave accidents on the iphone lately

我只知道 "黑暗之雲"，因為我最近一直在用蘋果手機玩 "最終幻想 "的勇敢事故。

And I've been using cloud of [darkness] for the arena because she has very good maneater abilities

我在競技場上一直使用[黑暗]之雲，因為她有非常好的捕人能力。

And I mean City [Kilby's] [makeup] and final fantasy wanted to aid in a place. I don't care hey

而我的意思是城市[基爾比的][化妝]和最終幻想想援助的一個地方。我不關心嘿

You know what you know, [it's] your t-shirt, all right? Yeah, I'm good [with] this matter [and] here

你知道你知道什麼，[這是]你的T恤，好嗎？是的，我很好[與]這件事[和]這裡

We have [pooja] from Final Fantasy IX and you have seymour confront up into 10 final fantasy XI never place

我們有來自《最終幻想9》的[Pooja]，你有Seymour對抗到10個《最終幻想11》從來沒有的地方。

I don't really like the online one here. We have how many from Final Fantasy 12

我不太喜歡這裡的在線的。我們有多少個來自《最終幻想12》的

Which [was] really fun game to play?

哪個[是]真正有趣的遊戲？

But I don't have to remember life is [too] convoluted final fantasy 13 was the

但我不必記住生活是[太]曲折的最終幻想13是

WORST FINAL FANTASY EVER!!!

EVERRRR!!!! >:T

EVERRRRR!!!!>:T

I don't care about his boss. I remember killing you in hating you and then we have Final

我不關心他的老闆。我記得在恨你的時候殺了你，然後我們有了決賽

[I] [tend] [to] [be] 14 which I [played] I didn't get to the boss and then the greatest boss of them all

[我][傾向於][是]14，我[扮演]我沒有得到老闆，然後是他們中最偉大的老闆

Arden from [Final] [Fantasy] 15 there has never been as

最終][幻想]15中的Arden，從來沒有像現在這樣

Good as complicated as well develop the character has Arden and [final] [Fantasy] 15

好比複雜的以及發展的字元有阿登和[最終][幻想]15

Arden I am going to be so happy to eat you because I hate you, and I love you at the same time

雅頓，我將會非常高興地吃掉你，因為我恨你，同時也愛你

oh

哦

My God her all these distinct flavor. [I] don't even know they all just take [cup] noodle [Kapa]. No don't

我的上帝，她所有這些獨特的味道。[我]甚至不知道他們都只是拿[杯]面[卡帕]。不不不

Stop another you company. Oh, dude. [got] funny daughters. What flavors are these [free] [sir]. I have the spoon

停止另一個你的公司。哦，夥計。[有]有趣的女兒。這些是什麼口味的[免費][先生]。我有勺子

Or you top it for my chopsticks

或者你為我的筷子蓋上它

[Sailormoon] Chopsticks sephiroth this is going to be the most embarrassing way for you to go

[Sailormoon] Chopsticks sephiroth 這將是你最尷尬的方式。

Who should I eat first? [I] hate its final fantasy 13. I'm going to let you be the first one. I eat

我應該先吃誰？[我]討厭其最終幻想13。我打算讓你做第一個。我吃

Final Fantasy 13 minutes. This is really cool art oh

最終幻想》13分鐘。這真的是很酷的藝術哦

Yeah, look amazing. This is so cool

是的，看起來很神奇。這真是太酷了

Hey yet, Super cool open it up. It says battle [start]

嘿還，超級酷的打開它。它說戰鬥[開始]

We got a little like dried shrimp and dry [baked] meat and rice cake eggs and dry and take noodles

我們得到了一點像幹蝦和幹[烤]肉和年糕雞蛋和乾和面的東西。

[so] I'm a little bit concerned here. I've read the labels and each container is

[所以]我在這裡有點擔心。我讀過標籤，每個容器都是

353 Calories and I got 15 [of] them here so 10 of them will be

353卡路里，我這裡有15個[的]，所以其中10個將是

3,500 30 calories and half of that will be another

3,500 30卡路里，其中一半將是另一個

1760 Calories so altogether I'm looking at Roughly 5,000 calories for this video. I can do

1760卡路里，所以我在這段視頻中看到了大約5000卡路里。我可以做到

5,000 calories I can do it

5,000卡路里 我可以做到

Maybe I shouldn't but I'm gonna try but I'm gonna do it anyways

也許我不應該這樣做，但我要嘗試，但無論如何我都要這樣做。

You're so beautiful

你是如此美麗

You can be a car. Oh my God [ah]

你可以成為一輛車。哦，我的上帝[啊]

mmm

呣

Smells meaty he's serious set a timer for 2 minutes and 50 seconds

聞起來有股肉味，他是認真的，設置一個2分50秒的計時器

I've been a bad epitaph and pepper dip mmM [and] amendment [a] [better] [the] [pan]

我已經是一個糟糕的墓誌銘和胡椒蘸mmM[和]修正案[一][更好][的]鍋

An Amendment amendment remember no better too bad, but a bad

一個修正案記得沒有更好的太糟糕，但一個糟糕的

But I remember a man remember three minutes before the fight commences I kind of figured this like I'm setting my equipment so for like

但我記得一個人記得在戰鬥開始前三分鐘，我有點想通了，就像我在設置我的設備，所以對於像

Final Fantasy 13

最終幻想13

Who would I have my party what I have [sighs] or what I have snow you know what I definitely would have hope because hope

我有我的黨，我有什麼[嘆氣]或我有什麼雪，你知道我肯定會有希望，因為希望

So I hate you. Hope you are the worst character in Final Fantasy

所以我討厭你。希望你是《最終幻想》中最糟糕的角色

Next to the coop okubo to poe and final fantasy 13 [to] hope you are the worst you definitely did not make the final battle

旁邊的合作大久保到寶和最終幻想13[到]希望你是最差的，你肯定沒有做最後的戰鬥。

epitaph and better [Man] mmM

墓誌銘和更好的[文]mmM

Mmm, man. He's slow hey hey hey, no, I don't

嗯，夥計。他很慢嘿嘿嘿，不，我沒有

Mimic man man man time to taste what the boss the final fantasy [13] tastes like

模仿人的人的人的時間來品嚐最終幻想的老闆[13]的味道

Hey, you smell delicious. Is that perfume you're wearing girl because it smells like meat perfume my favorite kind of perfume

嘿，你聞起來很香。你噴的是香水嗎，女孩，因為它聞起來像肉類香水，我最喜歡的那種香水。

Mmm. Oh my God yo

嗯。哦，我的上帝喲

Since when did cup noodles get [this] delicious [these] little beef nuts. [oh] my God

從什麼時候開始，杯麵變得[如此]美味[這些]小牛肉堅果。[哦]我的上帝

That's not real meat Russia is real good. Holy sugar Snaps and cut it shrimp

這不是真正的肉 俄羅斯是真正的好。神聖的糖Snaps和切它的蝦

Hmm actually takes a shrimp really shrimpy tastes like the essence of shrimp. What about this yellow [puffer] here

嗯，其實把蝦子真的蝦子的味道像蝦子的精華。這個黃色的[河豚]在這裡怎麼樣？

the other puffs [taste] like a mashed potato

其他泡芙[味道]像土豆泥一樣

I'll show you next I'm thinking [sephiroth] sephiroth. Where you at. Where you at cecily giuseppe

我接下來會給你看的，我在想[sephiroth] sephiroth。你在哪裡你在哪裡 西西莉-吉塞普

Hey, you are separate time for you to die. Oh, this is so cool

嘿，你是單獨的時間為你死。哦，這太酷了

Look at that step for us right when he leaves the flames of [me] behind. [I'm] tense did you say nimble hein?

當他把[我]的火焰拋在身後時，看看他為我們邁出的那一步。[我]很緊張，你說的是靈活的嗎？

Yeah, no behind no nimble

是的，沒有落後，沒有靈活的

Hi

尊敬的先生，您好

[miss] the City is it's a town in which Alex [named] the boobs who has a huge boobs in product entity tara no

[錯過]城市是它是一個小鎮，其中亞歷克斯[命名]的胸部誰擁有一個巨大的胸部在產品實體塔拉沒有

not Tara Tara [spy] dependency six Fifa

不塔拉塔拉[間諜]依賴六FIFA

New behind is tifa's village, and then sephiroth goes crazy except at all on fire and they seem like emerge from the flames

新的背後是蒂法的村莊，然後塞菲羅斯瘋了，除了在所有的火上，他們似乎從火焰中出現。

Let's see what's inside. [oh]. Yeah, it's the same one

讓我們看看裡面有什麼。[哦]。是的，這是同一件

Look at all that beauty goodness. You're not eating all these. I'm sorry Nikki

看看這些美麗的好東西。你不會把這些都吃了吧。我很抱歉，尼基

[I'm] alive excuse me my wife just told me because these aren't different flavors

[我]活著 對不起，我妻子剛告訴我，因為這些不是不同的口味

I'm not allowed to eat all of them guess who is a very big strong guy guess who can't be stopped by a small

我不能把它們都吃了 猜猜誰是個很強壯的傢伙 猜猜誰不能被一個小的阻止

wife me

我的妻子

I'm bigger than you, please something that just love me this is who I am this is what you married into okay come on

我比你大，請你愛我，這就是我，這就是你所嫁的人。

Just a rock [oh] yeah, you feel that pour the hot water on your hot flame guess who's not a fire anymore, my behind I?

只是一塊石頭[哦]是的，你覺得把熱水倒在你的熱焰上猜猜看誰不再是火了，我的背後我？

Gotta say these noodles are very satisfying for slurping

不得不說，這些麵條是非常令人滿意的嘖嘖聲。

They're not my [favorite] [ational], but the thinness of them when you like breeze them up

它們不是我的[最愛][ational]，但當你喜歡把它們微風吹起時，它們的薄度。

And they like particularly against your lips like this. There's a really really good feeling that slippery noodles

而且它們特別喜歡像這樣貼著你的嘴脣。有一種非常非常好的感覺，滑溜溜的麵條

This is where I wish I was like you Coquina

這就是我希望我像你一樣的地方，Coquina

[she'd] but because then she could eat all of these and then nobody would scold her to be like [you're] great girl keep eating [but]

因為她可以吃下所有這些東西，然後沒有人會責罵她，就像[你是]偉大的女孩繼續吃[但是]。

[if] I eat [Amala] just get fat

如果我吃了[阿馬拉]就會變胖

Did you know that in 1958 Japan invented the first instant noodle with innocent company and these are Mr.

你知道嗎，在1958年，日本發明了第一個方便麵與無辜的公司，這些是先生。

Noodles, and now I think they're like a trillion dollar company. I'm sure they work probably too much

麵條，現在我認為他們好像是一個萬億美元的公司。我相信他們的工作可能太多

I feel like I [just] defeated first boss, and I would take the world oh no

我覺得我[剛剛]打敗了第一個老闆，我將把世界哦不

But what's this another boss is trying to take over the world?

但是，另一個老闆想接管世界，這是怎麼回事？

What we're gonna do benefit

我們要做的事情是受益

Dennis Dennis Dennis Dennis Bible of A

丹尼斯-丹尼斯-丹尼斯-丹尼斯-丹尼斯-丹尼斯-丹尼斯-丹尼斯-丹尼斯-丹尼斯-丹尼斯-丹尼斯-丹尼斯

Very very very tough do something something so far off battle commences

非常非常艱難地做一些事情，如此遙遠的戰鬥開始了

What's this you're the one wing at Angel Format right now?

你現在是天使格式的那隻翅膀，這是什麼？

But guess who has 12 mastered knights is around

但你猜猜看，誰有12個掌握的騎士在身邊？

[Metiria] all on the Wizard bracelet and if you try to attack me, I have those as counter-attack

[Metiria]都在魔法師手鐲上，如果你試圖攻擊我，我有這些作為反擊。

Oh, yeah

哦，是的

And then we're going to have the final battle between you and clouds in which I'm going to do the omnis flash

然後我們將有你和雲之間的最後一戰，在這一戰中，我將做全能的閃電。

And you're gonna be like sitting there bleeding from the mouth this would be great

你會像坐在那裡一樣，口吐鮮血，這將是很好的。

Oh, yeah, all me slap on the flash on the slime of life

哦，是的，所有的我在生活的粘液上拍打閃光

on this black cloud is

在這片黑雲上的是

Possible game over a cloud win. Let's see how you taste sepra. Are you any different from Final Fantasy 13 bucks?

可能的遊戲結束了雲的勝利。讓我們看看你的味道sepra。你和《最終幻想13》中的雄鹿有什麼不同嗎？

Your beef is delicious. It's not really beef though when you bite into it's all like aerated and puffy, but it's so rich and flavorful

你的牛肉很好吃。雖然當你咬下去的時候，它並不是真正的牛肉，而是像充氣的、膨鬆的，但它是如此的豐富和有味道。

What's that sephiroth your HP is depleting?

你的HP耗盡的那個sephiroth是什麼？

Getting real full here on my second one. I'm about to hit my limit burst

在我的第二份工作中，我真的很充實。我即將達到我的極限爆裂

I'll fire sephiroth. That's enough of you. [oh], no

我要解僱塞菲羅斯。你說的夠多了。[哦]，不

I'm an hP and physically I know you might have to take a nap oh, no. Yeah

我是一個hp，在身體上我知道你可能要打個盹，哦，不。是的

But two things [a] cup noodles in me somebody is just cat sleep

但有兩件事[一]杯麵在我身上有人只是貓睡覺

I'm [gonna] take a nap and be right back like this. What up my face

我[要]打個盹，然後像這樣馬上回來。我的臉怎麼了

Huh, I'm ready for round three. Let's go ah

哼，我已經準備好了第三輪。我們走吧啊

I've been waiting [for] [my] plumbers economy trouble. Oh

我一直在等待[為][我的]水管工的經濟問題。哦

Come with me. Top away. We got this let's go I

和我一起去吧。頂端離開。我們得到了這個，我們走吧。

Am ready

我準備好了

[for]

[為]

round three

第三輪

I think [I] definitely [have] to go up against arden who is bar none the best bad guy in any final fantasy ever

我認為[我]肯定[必須]去對付阿登，他是任何最終幻想中最好的壞人，沒有之一。

Arden you're my favorite, so I'm gonna eat next where are you? Oh? What's this?

雅頓，你是我的最愛，所以我接下來要吃飯了 你在哪裡？哦，這是什麼？

It's the exact same beef and shrimp and yellow mashed potato thing you hear you know what I'm still gonna eat you because you deserve

這是完全相同的牛肉和蝦和黃色土豆泥的東西，你聽到了，你知道嗎，我還是要吃你，因為你活該。

Respect for being a well-rounded and grounded bad guy or ba ba

尊重是一個全面的和接地氣的壞人或ba ba

Ba Ba Ba oh

Ba Ba Ba哦

My mom and Dad are visiting Japan right now. We went to the cat cafe, and [I'm] like hey

我的媽媽和爸爸現在正在日本訪問。我們去了貓咪咖啡館，[我]想，嘿

I got to go home. I got some work. I got to do and yes, mom and dad this is what I'm doing

我得回家了。我有一些工作。是的，爸爸媽媽，這就是我正在做的事。

I'm eating a whole bunch of noodles, and I'm talking [to] [myself] toys. Please. Love me as much [as] you always have

我在吃一大堆麵條，我在[自言自語]玩具。求你了。像以前一樣愛我

Sincerely your son and now arden this time for you to meet your death

真誠的你的兒子，現在是你迎接死亡的時候了。

We just had a very touching moment with [noctus] and gladiolus and all my homies

我們剛剛與[諾克託斯]和格拉迪烏斯以及我所有的兄弟們度過了一個非常感人的時刻

Let me just eat some of your fake beefy bits right here

讓我在這裡吃點你的假牛肉片吧

You know your HP is the pleading was that my cholesterol is rising

你知道你的HP是懇求是我的膽固醇正在上升。

This was a lot more appetizing when I first started the video not as advertising now my head can't stop

當我第一次開始看視頻的時候，這個視頻更有食慾，而不是像現在的廣告一樣，我的腦袋停不下來。

You know any more [bball] our firm doctors wrote [three-alarm] no cook oh, man?

你知道任何更多的[bball]我們公司的醫生寫了[三防]沒有廚師哦，夥計？

I don't have enough room for all this doing another 12 days

我沒有足夠的空間再做12天。

Maybe I should give one away to our audience if you want one of these company books

如果你想要這些公司的書，也許我應該向我們的觀眾贈送一本。

I'm [certain] of feel the love with all those final fantasy so make sure you leave in the comment section below

我[確定]感受到了所有這些最終幻想的愛，所以請確保你在下面的評論區留言。

What is your favorite final fantasy and why and I will try to mail you one of these I can't mail you either

你最喜歡的最終幻想是什麼，為什麼，我將嘗試給你郵寄一個，我也不能給你郵寄

[Thirteen] [seven] or fifteen because I just ate them, but I got the rest of them

十三][七]或十五，因為我剛剛吃了它們，但我得到了其餘的東西

I definitely can't eat the rest of them

我肯定不能吃其他的東西

So [I] probably should and I definitely want to but my wife won't let me so I want to mail one of them to you

所以[我]也許應該，而且我肯定想，但我的妻子不讓我這樣做，所以我想給你郵寄一個。

Leave a [comments] [below], and I will mail you one of these if I like your answer, so I'm definitely far too tired now

請在[下面]留言，如果我喜歡你的答案，我將郵寄給你一個，所以我現在肯定太累了

I'm going to go pitch a tent and resource on my HP and Mp

我要去搭個帳篷，為我的HP和Mp提供資源。

This a good idea let's go [Choza] [bow]. Where you at home a?

這是個好主意，我們走吧[Choza][Bow]。你在哪裡？

perfect Bang Bang bang

完美的 "砰砰 "聲

I'm ready never up. Let's go do this

我已經準備好了，從來沒有起來過。讓我們去做這個