Today I'm here with Little Apple.

今天我和小蘋果在這裡。

- Hey

- 唏噓

- And Baby Orange.

- 還有橘子寶寶。

(fart sound)

(放屁聲)

(laughing)

(笑)

- Oh baby, is this going to be a fun one today.

- 哦，寶貝，今天一定會很有趣。

- Uugh. By the way you told me what challenge we're doing.

- Uugh.順便說一下，你告訴我我們在做什麼挑戰。

- Well, my diminutive associate.

- 好吧，我那矮小的同事。

I could tell you or I could show you.

我可以告訴你，或者我可以給你看。

- Telling me would be just fine.

- 告訴我就可以了。

- Que the lights.

- 排隊等燈。

Strike up the band.

罷工的樂隊。

Release the doves.

釋放鴿子。

- Waaaa!

- Waaaa!

- Light the fireworks.

- 點燃煙花。

- You sure that's a good idea with the doves flying around.

- 你確定這是個好主意，鴿子到處飛。

- Good idea.

- 好主意。

They were actually TNT anyway.

反正他們實際上是TNT。

Cancel the fireworks.

取消焰火。

Que golden throated announcer person.

金嗓子播音員的皇后。

- Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, one and all.

- 女士們，先生們，男孩和女孩，一個個都是如此。

Welcome to the baby food challenge part 2.

歡迎來到嬰兒食品挑戰賽第二部分。

- Weee! (laughing)

- 嗚嗚嗚!（笑）。

- Baby Orange, you get off that dove this infant.

- 橙寶寶，你從這個嬰兒的鴿子上下來。

(lauging)

(笑聲)

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

- 等待，等待，等待，等待，等待，等待，等待。

You're telling me this was a baby food challenge,

你在告訴我這是一個嬰兒食品挑戰。

and I have to go up against an actual baby?

而我卻要去對付一個真正的嬰兒？

- Are you upset because you think it'll be too hard,

- 你不高興是因為你認為這將是太難了。

or because you think it will be too easy?

還是因為你認為它太容易了？

- I don't know.

- 我不知道。

It could probably go either way.

可能會有兩種結果。

- So why are you yelling?

- 那麼你為什麼要嚷嚷呢？

- I'm not sure anymore.

- 我不確定了。

- Well, it's time to get sure.

- 那麼，現在是時候確定了。

Cause you're up first my diminutive associate.

因為你是第一個上場的，我的小夥伴。

- Hmmm.

- 嗯。

Okay.

好的。

This flavors really hard to place.

這種味道真的很難定位。

- Why?

- 為什麼？

- Because I've never tasted anything like it.

- 因為我從來沒有嘗過這樣的東西。

- Why?

- 為什麼？

- Probably because I haven't traveled

- 可能是因為我沒有旅行過

as much as I should have.

我應該有的那麼多。

- Why?

- 為什麼？

- Oh, man, this is a deep cut.

- 哦，夥計，這是個很深的傷口。

Well, I guess it's because I'm scared to

好吧，我想這是因為我很害怕

because I don't know any foreign languages.

因為我不懂任何外語。

- Why?

- 為什麼？

- Because I had a crush on a girl in my Spanish class

- 因為我喜歡上了西班牙語課上的一個女生

and didn't pick up any vocab.

並沒有學到任何詞彙。

- Aah, not even a poco? (laughing)

- 啊，連一個poco都沒有？(笑)

(laughing)

(笑)

(laughing)

(笑)

- Uugh, great. Now I'm getting laughed at by a baby.

- 呃，太好了。現在我被一個嬰兒嘲笑了。

- Little Apple we need an answer.

- 小蘋果我們需要一個答案。

- I don't even know what to say.

- 我甚至不知道該說些什麼。

It doesn't even taste like food.

它的味道甚至不像是食物。

It tastes like dirt.

它的味道像泥土。

- Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

- 叮，叮，叮，叮，叮，叮。

Little Apple you're a teeny weeny winner.

小蘋果你是一個十幾歲的小贏家。

(laughing)

(笑)

- What! They make dirt flavored baby food?

- 什麼！他們做了泥土味的嬰兒食品？

- Baby Orange, you're up.

- 橙寶寶，你起來了。

- Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum

- 百勝，百勝，百勝，百勝，百勝，百勝，百勝。

- Wow. He's really chomping at the bit.

- 哇。他真的在咬牙切齒。

- Wheeee!

- Wheeee!

- Where's he going?

- 他要去哪裡？

Also, how's he going to get the flavor when he

另外，他怎麼會有這種味道，當他

doesn't know any words?

不認識任何字？

(fart noise) (laughing)

（放屁聲）（笑）。

- Ding, ding, ding, ding.

- 叮，叮，叮，叮。

Baby orange has guessed correctly.

橙寶寶猜對了。

TNT

TNT

- What are these flavors?

- 這些是什麼味道？

- Well, Little Apple that's exactly what

- 嗯，小蘋果這正是

we are here to find out.

我們在這裡找到了答案。

(laughing)

(笑)

- Get it, oui?

- 明白了嗎？

- Yes, I get it.

- 是的，我明白了。

- And I got you this.

- 我還為你準備了這個。

Your round two mystery baby food.

你的第二輪神祕的嬰兒食品。

- Well, I didn't sign up to eat dirt Orange.

- 好吧，我不是為了吃土橙而報名的。

- I promise, it's not a dirt.

- 我保證，這不是一個汙點。

- Then why does it taste like dirt?

- 那為什麼它的味道像泥土？

- Is that's your final answer?

- 這就是你的最終答案嗎？

- Orange. It's dirt.

- 橙色。它是泥土。

There's nothing else it could be.

沒有別的可能了。

- No, I'm sorry.

- 不，我很抱歉。

The correct answer is mud.

正確答案是泥漿。

- Mud!

- 泥巴!

Mud!

泥巴!

- Mud.

- 泥巴。

- Oh, good for you.

- 哦，對你有好處。

You doubled your vocabulary.

你的詞彙量增加了一倍。

Orange. These flavors are disgusting.

橙色。這些口味讓人噁心。

What's my next one gonna be?

我的下一個會是什麼？

Soil? Dust?

土壤？灰塵？

Oh, I am so out of here.

哦，我真要離開這裡了。

- Well, Baby Orange.

- 好吧，橙寶寶。

It looks like your competition bit the dust or not.

看起來你的競爭對手到底有沒有咬住不放。

(laughing)

(笑)

(laughing)

(笑)

I guess you win by default.

我想你是默認贏了。

Care to venture a guess at

能否大膽猜測一下

what your next flavor would have been.

你的下一個味道會是什麼。

- Wheeee! (laughing)

- Wheeee!（笑）。

- Right you are baby.

- 你是對的，寶貝。

(laughing)

(笑)

- Wheeeee!

- 嗚嗚嗚!

- Whee!

- Whee!

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)