So cute, delicious.

Yeah so let's meet the contestants.

First up we have cucumber McNichols.

Hey thanks for having me but I should let you know that paper you're working off up needs to be updated.

I got picked on yesterday.

Oh I see your name's Pickle now, correct.

Pickled McNichols.

Nice.

Oh.

Huh.

Didn't consider that.

That's okay.

We can just call you by your middle name.

Oh no, my middle name is Rickles.

What have I done?

Pickle Rickles McNichols, wow.

Sometimes life can be pretty fickle.

Oh I didn't mean to upset you.

I thought she'd be tickled.

I.

P.

Okay.

Okay moving on to our next contestant.

This is the person I'll be kissing.

Right?

We're supposed to kiss and try to figure out the flavor of each other's chapstick.

Well, I wasn't planning to dump all the rules on to the audience at once like that.

I wanted to let them out slowly at a trickle orange.

But yeah, you'll be kissing her other contestant as part of today's chapstick challenge and that other contestant is orange.

You okay buddy?

Hey can we turn off the cameras?

Oh man, this must be bad.

And um now now nothing's wrong.

I just we don't need you for today's challenge after all.

Okay.

Goodbye.

Wait what?

Yeah, don't worry about it.

I'm just gonna do it myself.

But this is my Youtube channel pickle.

I can do what I want.

Well, I guess that's true.

Just hurts knowing I didn't make the cut, cheer up.

That's not true at all.

Oh you hate to see it pickle McNichols cut down by a sickle.

Oh okay.

Turn the camera back on.

Hey everyone pickle that to cut out for a bit.

I'll be standing in for him in today's episode.

Not because I want to, but because the shell bus go on now.

Today's other contestant whose name I will now read for the very first time is Passion.

Wo really?

This is such a surprise.

Let's see.

I'm just gonna put on this mystery flavor, chapstick and um orange.

You're got passion.

No, I'm not.

She's not here.

What the paper said.

Yeah.

That paper really needs to be updated.

Passion left for another study abroad program this time in Australia.

Anyway, I'll be feeling good for her today.

You uh the show must go on right.

You study yourself.

Uh Yeah, I guess I did say that.

What's with all the flies by the way?

Oh, they're basically family now.

I'm Limburger cheese and I spent a lot of time outside the fridge.

They love punching stuff.

I've learned to love them in return.

Yeah, I noticed your smell even without nostrils.

So shall we get to it?

I guess if we have to.

Okay.

See if you can guess this flavor.

So is the chapstick Limburger cheese flavored?

Cause that's all I'm tasting.

No, it was razzle berry, better looking around to.

Speaking of which, what do you taste?

Still Limburger.

Really not a hint of anything else.

Well, there is a hint of something different.

Oh, what do you know?

It's a fly.

Ha ha, jerry, you goof.

Get out of his mouth with a goose.

Sorry about that.

He's so amb unction.

Yeah, I think I'm done here.

You win.

I win.

I can't believe it.

I want what's my price?

Well, I don't care.

A million dollars.

A bath.

Take whatever you want.

Please just go.

All right.

Thanks for watching fruit lovers.

See you next time.

Okay, cameraman, you can turn the camera off now.

No, I can't.

Sure you can.

The show is over.

No, I mean I really can't I don't have any arms.

Wait, so you didn't turn off the camera at all correct?

So the audience saw everything I said earlier, correct.

I'm really good at reading people's expressions right now.

He's in shock because he basically admitted he wanted to kiss passion in front of the whole world.

Now he's thinking to himself, how do I get out of this?

What do I do?

And now he's decided to tear down the set and attack the time for Lovers.

Yeah.

Mhm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mhm.

Oh mm.

Yeah.

Mhm.

Mhm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mhm.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.