Well, well, well.

Ron burgundy and the channel 4 news team.

Hello, wes mantooth.

Hello, evening news team.

Nice clothes, gentlemen.

I didn't know the salvation army was having a sale.

( laughs )

Am I right? Look at these guys.

Hey, where did you get those clothes?

At the toilet store?

What are you doing on our station's turf, burgundy?

You're about to get a serious beat-down.

I will smash your face into a car windshield

And then take your mother, dorothy mantooth,

Out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

Dorothy mantooth is a saint! You understand me?

- Dorothy mantooth is a saint! - Ron: Hey.

Leave the mothers out of this, all right?

It's unnecessary.

Besides, I'm sure wes here

Is just upset over finishing second in the ratings again.

Ooh!

That's completely uncalled for, burgundy.

You know those rating systems are flawed.

They don't take into account houses that have

More than two television sets and other things of that nature.

I guess I have to take you at your word,

Number two.

( laughing )

You have a great day, fellas.

We'll see you around the bend.

Son of a bitch!

Brian: Excusez-moi, numero two.

Hey, burgundy.

You know those sample audiences aren't big enough!

Stop hiding behind those phony numbers, burgundy! I'm coming after you!

I hate you, ron burgundy. I hate you!

You can't say one word?

Even the guy who can't think says something!

You guys just stand there? Come on!