[sneezes]

[upbeat music]

- Ooh, it's chicken.

- Oh, that's not fried chicken!

No, no.

- Tastes like a clam.

- Fried clams.

Are they usually this shape?

- No. [chuckles]

- Lemon sauce, is that a thing?

- Tartar sauce.

Like what's in that?

- [Woman] It has chopped up pickle relish, I believe.

- I hate pickles.

- [Woman] And with mayonnaise.

- I hate mayonnaise.

- [Woman] And I'm not actually sure what else.

- Wow, wonder why!

[cheerful music]

- What is that? - [Man] What's it look like?

- A hot pocket.

[crunching]

- Oh, I think I know what this is.

I think it's that well rolled bite

and mixed with meat and cheese in it

and then like you eat it

and then like oh wow, it tastes so good!

- [Man] This is called a chimichanga.

- A chimi what?

- [Man] They accidentally dropped a burrito

into the deep fryer and the chimichanga was born.

- What?

Are you telling the truth?

- I'm happy that they dropped it into the deep fryer

'cause this is delicious!

- [Man] Do you know what chimichanga means?

- What?

What what does it mean?

- [Man] It's Spanish for thingamabob.

- Okay, that's a little bit weird to me but, okay.

[upbeat music]

- Oh!

- That's hideous!

- Looks like a giant, big chicken wing.

- It looks like a buffalo leg.

[laughing]

- What is a buffalo?

- It's good.

[groans]

- Juice.

- I'm guessing this is just a giant,

big chicken wing from a giant, big chicken.

[groans]

- It tastes horrible.

- [Man] What's your favorite part of it?

- The meat.

- It's like this three hundred million times.

- Rooster?

No.

I don't know.

I'm just thinking of anything with a beak right now.

- Ahhh, slippery.

- [Man] How could we make this better?

- You have to.

- Throw it in the trash!

- Rest in peace, I'll miss you little buddy.

No!

Don't worry.

[upbeat music]

- Wow.

- Oh no.

- Oh wow.

- This is a good corn dog.

- Gotta eat the hotdog part.

- Honestly it looks more like bread than corn,

but it tastes more like corn.

It's like a corn muffin hotdog.

- I like ketchup.

It's cool.

I'm saying everything is cool today.

[laughing]

I usually don't do that

but you know, it's cool.

[upbeat music]

- Chicken.

- Chicken nuggets.

Now you're going to tell me it's fish.

- [Man] What do you like about chicken nuggets?

- They're high in chicken.

- It tastes just like I got it from the deli or something.

- One, they are really good.

Two, they give you energy.

Man I'm kicking my legs so hard, I can't even feel my legs.

If you eat too many you can turn into a chicken nugget.

- If I was the only person I could eat all of these.

[upbeat music]

- What?

- Is that octopus or something?

- Are those mushrooms?

- Woo, chopsticks.

Oh, crap.

- I think I've had enough.

- I'm guessing this one is a green bean.

- Um, we need to take it off to see what it is.

- You're not supposed to take it off.

- Maybe I would just change the mushroom

and give the potato a bit more flavor

but besides that it's really good.

- There are some things that should be fried.

- And there are some things that shouldn't.

- Exactly.

- Like this.

[upbeat music]

- This looks like chicken.

- It's like brown.

- That's a pickle.

- What is this?

- These are fried pickles, no thank you.

I'm going to call my mom.

- This is a horrible dish, not gonna lie.

- Cucumber and pickles are the same thing right?

- [Man] Pickle is a pickled cucumber.

- Okay, okay, okay.

I don't know.

- Okay I think I'm ready for the next dish now.

Definitely.

Because I can still taste the pickle.

[upbeat music]

- What is this?

- Umm, what?

I'm confused, I'm very confused.

- Are you supposed to take this all at once and just

shove it in your face?

- Wow, I could taste it

and I didn't even like taste it.

That doesn't make sense.

I do not like that.

I do not like that.

- It tastes like barbecue sauce with like meat in it.

- [Man] This is called a Bloomin' Onion.

- Okay, I could see the onion like the shape kind of,

what's the bloomin'?

- Bloomin'?

Like the show?

Like the "Bloomin' Guys" or whatever?

The guys that plays the drum with the paint.

- Wait, I think I recognize this.

- I love Outback, Outback is so cool.

I love that place.

I wanted to go there yesterday but my dad said no.

[upbeat music]

- Oh this must be a fry.

Must be like a circled fry.

- It's sweet.

- It actually is a fry.

- It's actually pretty good.

- Wait, this is a vegetable?

- Tastes a little bit like pineapple.

- [Man] It's a fried green tomato.

- Eww!

- I love tomatoes.

- This taste, did not like it.

There is too much on that tomato inside of it.

I was like, eww!

Like I was going to barf or something like that.

- I was really set on fried, salted, seasoned pineapples.

- [Man] Anything else to say about fried green tomatoes?

- They're not good.

[upbeat music]

- Yum.

- Sugar.

Powdered sugar.

- Ahhh it's fun.

- I think this is like Snickers or Twix.

- Ooh, I used to love these

and then I figured out what calories were.

- There's Oreo in it.

- You make me cry.

- Twinkie is bad for you.

- It's even worse for using Coca-Cola.

- Can I have more powdered sugar?

[upbeat music]

- Ooh, my gosh.

- Ew, is that a burger?

- A funnel bacon burger.

That's so cool.

- Is this fried dough?

[crunching sound]

- That's cool.

That's so cool.

I don't know why I'm saying cool.

- This is very messy.

- It's cool.

Everything in the world is cool.

I don't know why I'm saying cool.

I never say that.

I don't go up to my friends and be like,

"Hey Billy how you doing?"

"Oh I'm cool."

No, I'm not that confident in myself.

- Cheese, bacon, fried dough, none of that is healthy.

- Okay, now I taste the burger.

It's really good.