to figure out Grandma Quintessa's recipes?

These aren't recipes,

these are the scribblings of someone who's cray.

I'm not kidding, I speak "cray".

I'm cray all day!

That's not a compliment.

It's not not a compliment.

Yes, it's not.

Okay, dang it. Now you got me sounding cray.

[electronic music starts playing]

Don't be too disappointed if you can't figure it out.

What?!

I said don't be... Don't...

Turn down the music!

Turn down the music!

I said turn down this music!

Hey!

It's almost as bad as the jackhammering.

All right, look, guys,

you're going to have to go finish shooting your music video

in the garage.

But we need the space,

and Buddha says the lighting is better in here.

It makes these cheekbones pop.

And I can't be sacrificing my artistic vision!

I can't and I won't.

Okay, you can and you will.

[laughs] Babe, artistic vision.

Who turned my Etruscan vase around?

Doesn't go like this, guys.

It's supposed to go like this.

[screams]

Who... Who... Who chipped my Etruscan vase?

Who did it?

Ah, it wasn't me. I was out playing.

[talking over each other]

Hey, hey, hey! Somebody did this.

Okay?

Somebody chipped my vase.

Nobody chipped that old vase.

- Dang, nobody went-- - Somebody did it!

And somebody is going down.

Today.

Yo, I've never saw Uncle Myles that mad before,

and I've done a lot of things to make him mad.

I know. I've never seen someone's ear vein

bulge out before.

They said they wanted to talk to us one at a time.

What's taking them so long?

I don't know. But what I do know is,

whoever chipped that old vase needs to come clean.

- Agreed. - Absolutely.

[gasping]

You.

They broke me.

It was terrible.

I spilled the beans, man.

I was so nervous I also got the cheese.

I spilled the beans and got the cheese.

We get it,

but what's important is that you came correct

and told them it was you.

No, I didn't. I didn't break the vase.

[sighs]

Then what beans did you spill?

I told them how you pretend to go to bed

but you stay up texting on your phone with Bethany.

Charlie!

And... And...

I told them how you haven't brushed your teeth in weeks.

You snitched on me?!

You weren't in there.

You don't know what it was like.

But you will.

Because they're coming for you.

Both of you.

[gasping]

You're next.

Let's go, MC Cavity.

[screams]

We've been sitting here for a minute now.

Are you going to say something?

Okay, maybe you want me to say something.

[screams]

Okay, okay!

[screams]

I'll say something! That's okay!

We're done.

Yeah.

Why don't you start?

I just want to say that I had nothing,

and I mean nothing to do this.

[whimpering]

Okay.

Okay?

Yeah. Okay.

Cool.

"Okay" like you believe me or "okay" I'm in trouble?

Okay.

You know, I mean...

I don't normally snitch, but I can tell you

a few things about Becca and Chuckles.

Okay.

So, Rebecca, she's definitely not who you think she is. Like--

[screaming]

Like I said, I don't know anything.

Phone.

W-What are you doing with my phone?

Hmm...

Okay, Charlie hides turning his underwear inside out

and putting it back on

so he doesn't have to pick up his dirty clothes.

[gasping]

- Is that everything? - Yeah, yeah. I think so, yeah.

So you're sticking with you didn't break the vase.

I didn't. I promise.

You guys believe me, don't you?

- Ah! - [screams]

[crying]