Oh.

Can you believe they make these for little people?

Oh, little village people.

Okay, look at this one. This is my favorite.

-Oh, that is so sweet. -I know.

Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these.

Huh, except, uh, Phoebe's not gonna be the one who gets to dress them.

Because she's not going to get to keep the babies.

Oh, my God, we are throwing the most depressing baby shower ever.

Wait a minute.

Unless we give her all gifts she can use after she's done being pregnant.

Like, um, regular coffee. Tequila!

Oh, and somebody could get her those, those leather pants that she's always wanted!

Oh, she's gonna love that!

What the hell is this?

What made you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me something I can't even use for another two months?

This sucks! Ugh!

All right, what's my next present?

-Hi, guys. -Hi, Phoebe.

Hi, Phoebe.

I-I wanted to apologize, if I, you know, seemed a tad edgy yesterday at my shower.

You know, it's just the hormones, you know.

No, we -

-Hormones. -Yeah

Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you.

It was just so sweet.

Oh, okay.

Wow, you seem to be doing so much better, that's great.

-H-How are things going? -Good.

No, no, but, okay, it feels like everything's been about me lately.

So, what's happening with you?

-Oh, well, actually, we were just talking about me not going to Ross's wedding. -Oh.

It just might be too hard, given the history and all that.

Wow, this reminds me of the time when I was, um, living on the street and this guy offered to buy me food if I slept with him.

Well, h-how is this like that?

Well, um, let's see. It's not, really ... like that.

Because, you see, that was an actual problem.

And, um, yours is just like, you know, a bunch of high-school crap that nobody really gives!

Well, I'm sorry, I guess I just thought -

All right, here come the waterworks