When a package on my porch brought the thieves to my yard,

I decided that that was the final straw.

That's why I made this glitter bomb.

- Whoa, that's really cool!

- I know, right? If a porch pirate tries to steal the box,

they get doused in glitter,

which is super annoying because glitter's basically

impossible to get rid of because it's so tiny.

- Is that why we haven't been able to get rid of you yet?

(laughing)

- AHH! Orange? Do you have it ready or not?

You told me it make me a glitter bomb

and I paid you good money.

- Eh, well, here's the thing.

- Oh, great. There's always a thing.

- I know. I said I'd make you one, but I didn't.

I made you four! Ha! Ha! Ha!

- What?! Seriously? You made me four glitter bombs?

- Well, not exactly.

I played around with the concept a little,

so each prototype is a little different.

(laughing)

- Honestly, I'm not even mad. You made me four prototypes.

Make all the jokes about me you want.

- How do they work Orange? I want to see 'em in action.

- Okay. So here's prototype one.

And to help me demonstrate, I brought the Hamburgler.

- McDonald stole the idea from me. Okay.

I'm the original Hamburglar! He's the fraud!

Got it?

- Ugh, yeah dude.

- Also, nobody asked.

- You were thinking it, you were all thinking it.

Now what am I supposed to steal again?

- That box right there.

- Got it.

- Yoink! And I'll be on my wa-AHH!

- AHH!

- Whoa!

(laughing)

- Talk about a smashed burger. Am I right?

(laughing)

(coughing)

- I'm gonna be okay, by the way

Thanks for asking.

- Ah, come on. I knew you'd be fine.

Flat out.

(laughing)

- GRRRR!

- Orange, I thought you were making me a glitter bomb.

- Yeah, hey, I thought that too!

- Look, I told you guys, I made some different options.

So you didn't like prototype number one. That's fine.

Take prototype number 2.

No, really! Take it!

- Ah, okay.

- AHHH! Right in the pickle!

- Ugh, I mean, I guess I can see how it's a theft deterrent.

- Oh, believe me. It is. Ugh!

- But I guess I was hoping for something that wouldn't

ya know, violently injure the porch pirate.

- Little Apple's right.

What made Malt Rober's Glitter Bomb so great was the

fact that nobody got hurt.

- Guys. Guys, I hear you loud and clear.

That's why I made prototype number three.

Hamburglar, you have the honors.

- Now you promise this isn't gonna cause me

any physical pain?

- I promise.

- Okay, I'm trusting you.

- Yo. Hamburglar.

- Hold on. Is, is the package talking to me?

- Sure is! Go on, talk back.

- Oh, hey there!

- So I talked to your parents last night. Sure enough.

They're still prouder of your brother.

(laughing)

- Ouch! That was mean!

- Yo, Hamburgler, you ever heard the one about the hamburger

who got into law school?

- No, haven't heard that one.

- Yeah, nobody has because you didn't get into any

of the ones you applied to.

(laughing)

- Orange. I thought you said this wouldn't hurt.

- I promise it wasn't physically hurt, but you're right.

The emotional impact of prototype number three is

staggering.

- Yo Hamburglar.

Why'd you copy the name of that McDonald's mascot guy?

- I didn't, I was the Hamburglar first. Me!

- McDonald's introduced him back in 1971 pal.

You're not that old.

- Yeah, but.

- But nothing. You're living in a fantasy world.

(laughing)

- Oh make it stop. Please make the prototype stop.

I don't want to steal this one anymore.

(crying)

- All right! It works!

- I mean, technically yeah.

But I was still kind of hoping for what I asked for.

You know, a glitter bomb.

- A what?

- A glitter bomb! Glitter bomb!

- Oh, sorry. I misunderstood. No, ears, you know?

(laughing)

- AH!

- That'd be prototype number four. Go ahead, open her up.

- Orange, there's no glitter in here.

- Sure, but there is a bomb.

(laughing)

- Orange, this isn't what I asked for.

- Ah, ah, ah, wait for it.

Tada!

(laughing)

- Orange I can't believe you ignored the glitter part

and just made the bomb part.

- Hey, that's not true.

It's not like the bombs is the only feature.

It also does this.

- Yo Little Apple. You like being called that?

- I mean it's better than the alternative.

- I came up with a better nickname for ya.

- Yeah, what's that?

- IL LITTLE RIT.

(laughing)

(bomb explodes) (laughing)

(music playing)