With the uncanny ability to run really... quick.

Want to see me run to that mound and back?

You want to see me do it again?

Captain Magma!

Get him angry and he's bound to erupt!

Krakatoa!

[hissing]

The Elastic Waistband!

Able to stretch his body into fantastic shapes and forms!

I can finally touch my toes!

And Miss Appear!

Now you see her...

now you don't!

Does this outfit make me look fat?

The International Justice League of Super Acquaintances!

A subsidiary of Viacom.

Super Acquaintances, attack!

Oh, no, please! Mercy!

Krakatoa!

[screaming]

Get it off! Get it off, get it off, get it off!

[repeating] Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

I'll save you, Quickster!

[grunting]

Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

[grunts]

I'll cool you off, Quickster, with one of my water balls!

Uh... Uh... Uh...

- Ah-ha! - Huh?

No, no, no, I'm not the Quickster!

I'm Captain Mag... ma.

[wheezing]

Well, I guess it's up to me.

I'll just sneak over unseen and catch them by surprise.

[Sandy screaming]

[loud crash, grunts]

Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!

[panting]

[sighs] Glad that's over.

We did it, we won!

This day belongs to E.V.I.L.!

[laughing]

You've lost, Mermaid Man,

and the superhero, super-villain rules

say that you have to give in to my demands!

Okay. What do you want?

World domination! Tell him we want world domination!

Oh, and make him eat dirt! Ha!

In addition to the domination thing.

Number one:

I want to be treated like a superhero, not a sidekick.

Number two:

I want to be called Barnacle Man.

And number three...

Come on, domination!

I want an adult-sized Krabby Patty.

Did you hear him say anything about eating dirt?

Need a hand, superpal?

[sniffling]

Good to have you back on the side of justice, Kyle.

Let's go get you that Krabby Patty!

Was that it?

[sighs] That's sickening!

Oh, this reminds me of the time I went to Cancun

with the Killer Shrimp.

Oh, they had these papaya drinks that were to die for!

Did someone say evil?

Holy oil spill!

It's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's arch enemies:

Man Ray and the Dirty Bubble!

Nighty night, you old goat!

Nighty-night!

Will you tuck me in?

We interrupt your bleak and meaningless lives

for this special news break.

Man Ray...

the Dirty Bubble...

[screaming]

[cackling]

and now, playing for the dark side, Barnacle Boy--

Barnacle Man!

...have been committing a series of crimes

throughout Bikini Bottom.

[snickering]

[shushing]

[rings door bell]

[laughing]

I'll get you crazy kids!

These three have named their new alliance:

Every Villain Is Lemons,

otherwise known as E.V.I.L.!

What can we do? When will this crime wave end?

How will we defeat the evil?

Why am I asking you all these questions?

Mermaid Man, where are you?

I'm right here!

Don't worry, good citizens!

Nothing will stop me from defeating the E.V.I.L.!

Nothing!

Ice cream?

I love ice cream!

A double scoop of prune with bran sprinkles. Mm...

Goes right through me every time.

You might as well give up, Mermaid Man.

There's three of us and only one of you.

You don't stand a chance.

Are you okay, Mermaid Man?

Oh, how are you going to beat all three of those guys

by yourself?

You're right. I give up.

You can't give up. What if we help you?

No, no, that's a terrible idea.

- But what if you help me? - Okay!

So, who wants to save the world?

- I do! - I do!

I do!

- I don't. - Oh, yes you do!

No world means no money!

Now go save the world, or you're fired!