but getting an erection in school can be really embarrassing. You will need an oversized shirt,

但是在學校搭帳篷還真是羞羞臉。你需要的是一件寬鬆的襯衫

sweatshirt, or t-shirt; a book bag with long straps and baggy jeans or khakis.

汗衫或 T 恤。再來是長肩帶的書包，和垮垮的牛仔褲或卡其褲

Step 1 : If erections in school have become a daily problem, buy long buttoned shirts that you

第一招 : 如果你每天被搭帳篷所苦，穿件長擺的鈕扣上衣

can wear outside your jeans, or wear oversized sweatshirts and tees.

好遮住牛仔褲，或者是穿件寬鬆的汗衫或 T 恤

Step 2. Always have a book bag with extra long straps with you—one that won’t look odd when it’s slung over

第二招，背超長肩帶的書包；只要書包背在肩上垂到褲檔前

one shoulder so it hangs down low in front. This will be a lifesaver when class ends and

看起來不要太奇怪就好。下課起身離去時

you have to jump out of your seat. Step 3. Wear baggy jeans or khakis. When your little

這會救你一命；第三招，穿件垮垮的牛仔褲或卡其褲。當你的小弟弟

buddy jumps to attention at an inopportune time, you can slip your hands in your pockets

在不該充血的時候充血，你可以把手放進口袋裡

and casually push the pants material away from your groin, making the bulge less noticeable.

輕鬆地把鼠蹊部的褲檔喬一下，大包變小包

Ejaculating more often can solve a spontaneous erection problem. Step 4. Once you've done

常射精也可以解決自然勃起的問題。第四招，一旦你已經絞盡腦汁

your best to camouflage the problem, it's time to get rid of it altogether.

要掩飾這些問題之後，接下來該是解決問題的時候了

Doing a complicated math problem in your head often works, since it forces you to focus on something else.

用腦算一下複雜的數學題目很有用，因為它強迫你把注意力集中在其他事情上

Step 5. Tense your quadriceps—the muscles in front of your legs. This redirects

第五招，強化你的股四頭肌，也就是大腿前緣的肌肉群

the blood flow away from Mr. Happy, taking the wind out of his sails, so to speak.

它可以幫你把充血的海綿體退燒，把掌控你那根舵的風給平息

Step 6. Now pinch yourself—not in an “aren’t I lucky?” kind of way but to bring tears to your eyes.

第六招，捏自己一把。不是炒蘿蔔切切切，包餃子捏捏捏的那種，而是要痛到讓眼角淚光閃閃

The pain should do the trick. Step 7. If all else fails, walk around on the heels of your feet.

這樣的痛處反而可以幫助你。第七招，以上都行不通嗎 ? 那麼，試試用後腳跟走路吧 !

This has worked for many a hormonally charged young man.

許多男性賀爾蒙激發的年輕人表示有效

And if it doesn’t, you’ll look so dorky that no one will notice your budding manhood. Did

就算再行不通，你這樣走路有夠智障，根本沒有人想瞥一眼你含苞待放的男子氣概

you know the average length of an erected penis is 5.1 inches.

你知道嗎？陰莖勃起後的平均長度為 5.1 吋