[laughing manically]

You want me clean, but I ain't willin'.

I gotta be me, and me as a villain!

[laughing manically]

Sorry, old chum,

but from now on you're gonna have to stay clean

for good.

Be gone, hygiene.

I'm too big to stay clean.

[screaming]

[laughing manically]

[screaming] It's on now.

[yelling]

[laughing manically]

Help! Help! Call the cops! Call Mr. Krabs!

Call my mommy!

I think for dessert I'll eat more dirt!

[laughing]

Not Goo Lagoon!

[slurping]

And to my beloved pet Gary,

I bequeath my pineapple, my tool shed and my mailbox,

and Patrick.

[crying]

What? Wow.

Sometimes I forget just how absorbent I am.

What? Ow! Stop spinning, you sponge!

You're stealing my grunge.

[groaning]

Stop the growing! [screaming]

[belching]

I may be a squirt, but I'm still full of dirt.

[laughing]

Oh, little mini DB is so cute.

We got him!

[music playing]

When I say we're leavin', we're leavin'.

[grunting]

[groaning]

Mr. Krabs!

This is a prison break, boyo.

Let's get a move on.

Hey! You're not supposed to be in here!

Eat claw, bubble cop.

[grunting]

Uh... huh?

[screaming]

[screaming]

Honey!

[popping]

[quacking]

[sighing]

Good thing they were all just bubbles, eh?

[music playing]

Oh yeah!

I love it here in Bubble Town!

[shrieking]

Watch out for those--

Excuse me, sir.

But you seem to have stepped in my dogs.

[whimpering]

Oh, pardon me, ma'am. Let me just...

Whoa! [screaming]

Ah! My eyes!

[screaming]

SpongeBob, come back!

Amy, will you marry me?

Yes! I will!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[quacking]

[screaming]

[quacking]

[screaming]

[screaming]

I now dedicate this new school for overly cute children.

I love to learn.

[screaming]

[cheering]

[screaming]

Hey, that was my job.

Sorry, I can't stop, I--

Watch out!

[screaming]

SpongeBob!

[crying]

[crying]

SpongeBob!

Oh, thank goodness you're OK.

No, stay away! I'm a monster.

A monster.

Just look at the destruction I have brought.

[screaming]