Barnacles.

The beach? Just you and me?

[ripping

[ripping]

So am I ready for the beach, SpongeBob?

Uh. Sure. Little sunscreen and I'm sure you'll be fine.

What is going on here?

[screaming]

What's wrong now?

Same as always. Look! Empty again.

What are you talking about, Puff?

[Mrs. Puff] You can't fool me!

You're SpongeBob and that guy who likes the chili.

[ripping]

Let's face it, Puff, you've gone off the deep end.

Oh. I can't quite reach it.

[groaning]

[groaning]

[grunting]

[belching]

[music playing]

[screaming]

Hold still, buddy!

[ripping]

Ah ha! I think I found a bag of money!

[grunting]

What the heck?

That's not yours.

[screaming]

Come back here!

A clam flew away with my skin.

I wouldn't be a good producer if I didn't carry a spare.

[chuckles]

Thanks, sis.

SpongeBob! [grunting]

Newsflash, SpongeBob, I got fired too!

[grunting]

This is exactly why we need to go on strike.

[grunting]

He can't treat us like this anymore!

I said, "I will not--" [grumbling]

May I borrow a cup of Squid Squeezy?

[screaming]

[groaning]

[laughing] Thank you!

I'm not... wearing a disguise.

Hmm. If he's Squidward, then you must be... Sandy?!

Whoops. Wrong outfit.

[shrieking] You're me.

Then I must be... Patrick.

Nah, I'm just kidding.

I really am Patrick.

[laughing]

[laughing]

Good one, Patrick.

Screaming will get you no--

[squeaking]

[ripping]

[growling]

[humming] Gotcha.

Now just one quick flick of the wrist and...

[screaming]

[groaning]

[screaming]

[grunting]

Alright! Alright! I give up!

I-I can't play with ya anymore! I just can't take the games!

They're tearing me apart!

[music playing]

[screaming]

Hey! Watch where you're swinging that--

SpongeBob! Be careful with--

Ow!

Okay, I've had enough.

[laughing]

[grunting]

All better.

[whistling]

[music playing]

Order up! [dinging]

[screaming]

[music playing]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Feels like something's biting me.

[screeching]

[laughing]

Good people have no use for weapons such as... tho-o-se!

[laughing]

The only thing I'm good at is being evil.

So long, suckers.

What's that smell, SpongeBob?

That Patrick is the smell of defeat.

Good. I thought it was my skin.

[screaming]

[groaning]

[narrator] Ah, the lobster,

the cockroach of the sea, skittering

across the ocean floor.

The lobster sheds its skin once a week.

[grunting]

And then, eats it.

Now that's what I call recycling. Huh, Frenchie?

Nothing will stop me, not even... giant clams?!

[screaming]

I'm not letting go even for... [gasping]

cheese graters?!

[screaming]

[screaming]

Okay, fine, stay.

But I hope you like making Krabby Patties.

Hang on, I'm trying to get a grip on the thing.

Now, don't move it 'till I say-- Ow!

Okay, it's on my foot! Now, don't-- Ow!

Okay!

O-Ow!

SpongeBob! I told you not to move 'til I said-- Ow!

Why do you keep moving it?!

'Cause you keep saying, "Ow!"