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  • Yeah, flipped the first switch.

  • Yes.

  • Master raise the platform.

  • Yes, they're engaged.

  • The transformer that's yes yes, that's it.

  • Thinking it's alive, it's alive.

  • Oh what?

  • Hey, where am I grab a lemon.

  • Is that you?

  • You can use a little healthier, relax grapefruit, we're just hanging out.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh seriously, you guys?

  • I'm scared.

  • How did we get here?

  • Wait a second.

  • Something's happened over there on that screen.

  • I want to play a game here is what happens if you lose, this is boring.

  • Wait did you just turn off Jigsaw, Can you do that?

  • No, as a matter of fact you can't there now you can't turn my monologue off again.

  • Um Jigsaw.

  • What happened to your voice dude?

  • Well I prefer to use a voice modulator in my videos.

  • It's a lot scarier sounding when I do.

  • Yeah, I'll say oh do you do you say awfully smug for someone dangling above a garbage disposal?

  • Yeah, I meant to talk to you about that.

  • Silence, I'm going to return to my secret layer, my voice modulator back up and then I'll explain the deal.

  • Spoiler alert, you all die.

  • I yeah, just so not scary when you do it in that voice bro, he's right agreed.

  • Also your way smaller than I expect it.

  • That's it all of you prepare to die, were there to die?

  • That's my impression of you?

  • I heard that.

  • Well I meant for you to hear that so okay, here we go check, check 1212.

  • Can you hear me okay?

  • Your voice modulators.

  • It's not their non, oh thanks I want to play a game.

  • Your lives are now connected quite literally by a rude Goldberg machine.

  • On one end.

  • We have little Apple.

  • I'm sorry, I have to interrupt.

  • Did you just say rude Goldberg machine?

  • I did.

  • Do you need me to define it for you?

  • Yes, because I know what a rube Goldberg machine is.

  • An overly complicated chain reaction that fulfills a relatively simple task, but a rube Goldberg machine.

  • What is that?

  • Goldberg machine Without manners?

  • Oh, snap.

  • He got you there, chief saw.

  • No, he did it.

  • That isn't dang it.

  • Why don't you guys respect me?

  • Well for one thing, your voice modulator went out again.

  • That's it.

  • We're playing a game whether you like it or not.

  • The rube Goldberg machine.

  • Thank you.

  • Begins with little Apple.

  • Who has been drinking from a mini fridge stocked with limoncello Lacroix's.

  • Was that not supposed to it said they were free and also let a cello is totally the best flavor when he urinates and he will, the potter will complete an electrical circuit that will electrocute him.

  • Whoa!

  • Okay, well that sounds totally scary now.

  • But are you telling me this entire room?

  • Goldberg machine depends on an electrical current, which I could turn off by simply flipping the switch located ridiculously close to me.

  • Oh, don't try to flip that.

  • Oh good.

  • You're too short to flip the switch.

  • That's really?

  • I mean I planned out every detail and everything is going as I anticipate it now then.

  • Not only will the electrical current kill little Apple, but it will also kill grandpa Lemon.

  • Really?

  • You couldn't stay awake for this.

  • Oh, what?

  • I skipped my 3 33 45 naps today anyway.

  • Since electricity is able to pass through citrus fruits, the current will then proceed to Corey.

  • Who will get zapped to the but at which point he'll, yeah, 13 or up, but I don't have a but the, excuse me, I don't have a but yeah, he doesn't have a butt bro.

  • Yes, I heard that.

  • It's just really you don't have a but it's actually defining characteristic of mine, the jakes or did you do any research for this?

  • Not on rube Goldberg devices.

  • That's for sure.

  • I know.

  • Doesn't have to be you, but I'll zap you in.

  • I don't know.

  • The eyeballs, my eyeballs bro.

  • That's harsh.

  • This is meant to be harsh.

  • This is meant to be harsh.

  • I cannot wait for all of you to die Now that Corey will shriek when he gets zapped, which will awaken.

  • The rabid wall matt currently sleeping inside the cage with orange.

  • You mean Joey you, you named him.

  • Oh yeah, we're fast friends.

  • Oranges Dubon and Joey's dawat.

  • Um, I love this guy.

  • Jigsaw.

  • Did you know that Orange can play the kazoo, I mean, who knows how to do that, literally.

  • Anyone who can hum.

  • It's the easiest instrument possible.

  • Listen, Joey, you're supposed to attack orange, not be friends with him.

  • I chose you specifically because you're triggered to attack by the color orange.

  • No, he's more of a yellow orange.

  • I get triggered to attack by deeper red shades.

  • Besides if you think I'm gonna attack my buddy, orange jigsaw be tripping y'all bro, trademark that catchphrase yesterday, I am not tripping Joey.

  • The entire rude rube.

  • The entire rube Goldberg machine depends on orange.

  • Trying to escape by cutting the rope to the escape hatch, which also cuts the rope holding grapefruit aloft.

  • Oh, that's rob.

  • No orange, don't do it.

  • Oh, nice grapefruits too fat to fit down the drain.

  • Well, it's nice to be alive.

  • My ego did not need this also, it sounds like oranges cause you jammed the garbage disposal, man, 30 authentic thug.

  • But you kind of suck at this bro, That's it.

  • I'm coming out again.

  • Okay, I'm gonna turn out the garbage disposal, wow, I get it, you're taller than me.

  • You don't have to rub it in my face like that and now I have to hoist grapefruits, fat butt up out of the hall Crane didn't have to prove it in my face like that.

  • Oh, and now I'll clear the kazoo out of the garbage disposal.

  • Oh man, a whole bunch of other come down here.

  • Hey, hey, jake, saw what orange, I'm a little busy, you know, trying to engineer your death at the moment.

  • Okay, I won't say it and it's fine say it.

  • I'm just clearing dumped off the place.

  • I can check you sure?

  • Yes.

  • You sure Your opinion isn't gonna switch?

  • Yes.

  • I'm quite sure now out with it already know switch, Huh?

  • I don't think your father that one coming killer Put orange you the bomb and you dump wam Joey.

  • Huh?

  • I survived.

  • Oh my God, I'm a bit worse for the wear, I'll admit.

  • But if I can find a way to minimize the blood loss, right?

  • What is red for crying out loud?

  • My question is, why didn't you just kill us?

  • Why the elaborate contraption that grandpa Lemon is one of the great jigsaw puzzles of all time.

  • Maybe we should step further back.

  • What do you say?

  • Yeah, the cop.

  • Yeah.

Yeah, flipped the first switch.

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