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  • That's it.

  • Yeah, it's alive.

  • It's alive.

  • Well what do you think?

  • Is this the one?

  • It's okay but it's not the one grapefruit.

  • I'm beginning to wonder if I'll ever find my perfect.

  • But after watching you try on 47 different.

  • But yeah, I'm beginning to agree with you bro.

  • Cory.

  • It's me private eye hired last month.

  • Hold on.

  • You're a private eye shouldn't you have you know?

  • And I oh I got an eye.

  • All right I'm blind.

  • Oh good.

  • It's just temporary.

  • Although the emotional scarring is undoubtedly permanent.

  • It dude dude dude, I just want to make sure I understand what we just witnessed.

  • You have an eyeball in your butt.

  • Yeah.

  • And I keep it a secret cause it's private.

  • I mean honestly I was born with only one eye and it's in my buck.

  • What am I supposed to do?

  • Not become a private eye.

  • Listen cory.

  • I have news for you kid.

  • I found it.

  • You found it.

  • You found it.

  • Wait what?

  • What exactly we're talking about grapefruit.

  • He found my but my actual real life original but that I was born with you mean I didn't have to haul these $47 out of the stock room after all.

  • Oh this is incredible.

  • After all these years.

  • I can't believe my but still alive.

  • I didn't say that.

  • Well didn't the address he gave me.

  • It seems kind of graveyard, doesn't it?

  • Oh my gosh.

  • Did you hear that?

  • What?

  • No Orange?

  • What?

  • I had to let one rip the tombstone told me to.

  • Can we just get this over with this place gives me the uh apparently was just a shadow.

  • Gosh sure but what made the shadow, But that was a fallen leaf.

  • Okay, But here that was a stationary leaf which means it doesn't move.

  • Okay, so maybe I'm a little high strong.

  • He's that little guys.

  • I don't think you'll understand how excited I am to be reunited with my original.

  • But again, we haven't been together since the accident by the way, have you ever told us what the accident was?

  • Look?

  • Isn't it?

  • Isn't it?

  • You guys start digging.

  • I was not aware that would be manual labor involved.

  • I would never wanna different scarf.

  • Fine fine.

  • Whatever I'll dig myself.

  • Oh man.

  • The first thing I'm gonna do once I have my butt back is very good pair that time it was appropriate.

  • Whoa.

  • Oh, I'll stop it.

  • What's the matter with you?

  • Why is my but being too aggressive?

  • Oh, I think it's time for you to face fact your butts are hobby.

  • Hey Some bucks if you will.

  • No, no, my butt would never become a zombie.

  • I don't believe it.

  • Well you but to believe it because you're but just bit me and this happened.

  • Yeah, Orange control your, but I can't, it's got a mind of its own.

  • I got me a fella's gotta be good.

  • How do you feel fine?

  • Although there's the tiniest little edge in my back.

  • Tell me if you see anything.

  • Yeah, whatever you do.

  • Don't get bitten by a but oh my gosh, it's you my but I can't believe it, I finally found you.

  • Do you remember me?

  • But don't be scared?

  • Good boy.

  • We were together once, Once upon a Time back in the day.

  • It's OK.

  • Trust me, we had some great times and all I want is for us to be together again.

  • There we go.

  • What?

  • Uh Alone you're telling me you're a zombie and werewolf.

  • A vampire, what the heck is going on?

  • Okay, so let me get this straight your butt was a zombie.

  • A werewolf and a vampire.

  • My acne was also cleared up by the next morning, so I think it might have been a witch to a classic zombie witch if you will.

  • Everybody knows that.

  • No.

  • Anyway, this whole thing is just incredible.

  • Yeah.

  • Like what's the backstory there?

  • I wonder what exactly is your butt been up to since the accident feels like it could be its own Youtube episode.

  • Even there's a lot to unpack.

  • There may be all I know that he's gone now.

  • I was foolish to ever believe.

  • I could tame a but that bad.

  • Uh huh.

  • I hear that anyway, I guess I've got no choice but to fettle for something left.

  • What do you guys think?

  • Hey, that's a blood, you know it works.

  • Yeah, I like it.

  • Yeah, it's pretty good.

  • I like it.

  • I wasn't asking you, I want their opinion.

  • Oh sorry uh thanks but Zombie, you know how to make a guy feel special?

  • And how about you?

  • Private eye?

  • What do you think?

  • Well, I'd have to take a look.

  • But my eyes.

  • My eyes.

  • Mhm.

That's it.

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