chris we're going to die tonight this is  a found footage horror film in the making

out here so much bad weekend

bloody connor dog voice actor  

oh what am i doing to myself two months ago it  was a time of celebration i'd visited all 47 of  

japan's prefectures and connor promised he'd take  me to the best hotel in all of shikoku and what  

did he do he took me to the worst hotel a room  filled with 28 kinds of mold a room that i'm still  

recovering from with all the ptsd and so it's time  to return the favor to dear connor and take him  

to an abandoned hotel in the most bare infested  territory in all of north japan under the guise  

of going to a nice hot spring onsen and then  i'm gonna feed him to the bears gonna need  

a third hand witness though someone who  can prove that i didn't murder him myself

oh he'll do very nicely

well here we are guys yet another wacky weekend  with connor dog voice actor how you doing i'm  

doing good chris how are you doing i'm very good  do you know what i'm good connor i'm not going  

to a love hotel today for the first time ever on  wacky weekend there's not a single love hotel in  

sight which way for my next record for godzilla  love hotels on a tiny island in japan today  

i've got a nice hot spring lined up one of the  best in north japan out here in the countryside  

your mum is going to love it missed it conor's  mom is a big fan of a broad i wouldn't say a big  

big fan cola did a video with his mum and at  one point he's like oh mum what's your favorite  

thing and she's like alright so we're in japan  so thank you carl what's your favorite thing  

she likes your videos chris chris you're going to  see this he's going to get such a big eager boost  

they love chris i can't believe it this ego is  inflating don't give me no room for me in the  

car in 10 minutes your mom's going to love this  trip and uh especially going to love the first  

place we're going today do you like theme parks  you'd be on roller coasters yeah just go to the  

home towers all those in the uk love theme parks  love thrill rides i love scary places like that  

excellent well we're going to not just anything  park but an abandoned thing park today okay  

how abandoned like like like the lines are short  like it's it's it's not been open since 1987.

i'm pretty sure my insurance  doesn't cover this chris  

what's your mom going to say why didn't  you get around a bad thing she'll quickly

in the 1970s and 80s against the  backdrop of japan's booming economy  

many new hotels and amusements were built  across the country to cater for the growing  

middle classes this amusement park built in 1979  once welcomed 200 000 people through its doors  

every year then in the 1990s the good  times came to an end and like many  

rural businesses in the leisure industry this  place went bankrupt closing its doors in 2000

21 years of decay and a magnitude 9  earthquake later it's a miracle that  

the rusted ferris wheel still stands at all  over the ghostly remains of the forgotten park

when you told me we were going to a theme park  chris this is not what i had in mind oh that  

looks like a fun ride isn't it what's that tire on  a piece of wood is it it's like a welsh playground  

that's that's how my childhood was there's a lot  of noises what keep an eye out for bears what  

there's a lot of bears around me serious genuinely  oh seriously something actually in the bushes  

well it's been a good wacky weekend uh i'm gonna  go back to the car now because i don't want to die  

in a bed what is this ride what was this like  a swing off the rope and die what is this what  

i know i know fun when i see it and that  looks like fun oh whoa whoa that is really  

cool there's a really small ferris wheel  but then very rusty but wow look at that  

this one's been like the entrance or something  because it's all paved and there's some tyres  

hearing a lot of noises though from  bugs and oh my god it's getting more  

like look at this all right you have all the  pavement there right and it cuts to just this

i keep hearing things moving as well it's  quite scary i know i joked about bears but uh  

there's been double the rates of bear  attacks over the last five years in this  

in this area uh because the population is going  down right the bears are getting a lot bolder yeah  

and they love welsh people they love the taste  and the scent at least i know i could outrun  

you you know what they say you don't need to  outrun the bear you should outrun your friend  

i used to be the fastest runner  in my school don't laugh at me  

i was the fastest runner in my school 1996.  yeah so you want to watch out for what school  

you went to let's check this out it's so creepy  what do we do if the bear comes by the way uh  

i don't know wow look at that it's pretty  cool yeah i don't want to die today so i'm  

not going to go near that because i just have  a feeling that i might be the perfect way  

to just bring the whole thing down how  do you think i feel yeah what do you mean  

chris you're in great shape it's a bit like um  chernobyl pripyat yeah it's really strange i i  

how does this happen how does this just like get  left i mean with the there's like speakers over  

there as well it kind of gives this kind of weird  military-esque feeling is this your kind of ride  

connor this is something i would love to go on  you know me and me and the boys always go on the  

thing that goes in a circle moderately  fast ride i don't know what you call this

such a [ __ ] how else would you  describe it you just go in a circle

as we wander deeper into the sprawling  50-acre park one of the saddest sites  

is the degraded merry-go-round seeing  something that's typically associated with  

laughter and happiness now eroded and rusted away  with the gaunt expression of the forgotten animals  

seeming both poignant and undeniably chilling  it's hard to put it into words but fortunately  

to help capture the atmosphere we've  got connor and his unmatched commentary  

oh [ __ ] the dragonfly hit me the [ __ ] thing  it's really depressing isn't it is it sad i'm  

i'm gonna let me google synonyms of sad for  a moment hey google what are synonyms of sad  

it's dismal dreary heartbreaking heart trending  melancholic mournful it's very mournful you know  

seeing these these horses and i dare say it's  quite dreary and slightly heartbreaking that's  

poisonous spider there as well the green one  that's poisonous yeah be careful for spiders  

around here okay didn't tell me that could happen  i don't think my insurance covers poison a spider  

out in an abandoned thing you never know your  luck but like yeah be careful they're pretty bad  

that's massive i'm not going near that you  can you can go and get the shot on the map

oh [ __ ] did you miss that one there oh no no no

do you like spiders i don't nobody likes spiders  i don't i don't i'm not super scared of them but  

when you tell me they can kill me that's a whole  kill that's a whole different really [ __ ] hurts  

and you might have to go to hospital if you  get buggered oh yeah because that's how i want  

to spend my wednesday yeah of course if the wind  blows one of the spiders on us you worry too much  

i don't think i do i don't think i'm  wearing enough sorry that you take  

joey and everyone else apparently on earth to  lovely wagyu a5 restaurants and onsens that  

are amazing although you did promise an onsen  later so i better be good i'll make it up to  

you honestly it's been taking the piss now twice  in a row now you've taken me to what seems to be  

the scariest and most dangerous places you  could find in your bed i'd almost think that  

you'd probably filed a life insurance claim on  me like if sea dog va dies i inherit the empire  

i want i want the twitch i  want the youtube i want it all  

oh [ __ ] this is the restaurant  oh my god look at that  

we can't even get in oh maybe we can we have to  cross quite the treacherous bridge again maybe

oh my god i thought that was a snake we should  have brought heart rate monitors with us oh my god  

because i think both of us are constantly on the  cusp of having a heart attack today connor thought  

this was a snake to be fair that scared the [ __  ] out of me what do you think this room was before  

like oh it was like a tourist center i think  there's lots of like photos of the local area  

oh yeah maybe he's really eerie like just the  echoes i mean i can't hear anything except myself

i'm not going to karaoke with you anytime soon  what oh my god can you sing you can sing about  

as good as chris well i'm good yeah i'll prove  it to you later oh yeah sorry too much volcano  

for some reason all the glass has been smashed  clearly someone's done that it could have been  

like an earthquake or something maybe like in  the fukushima disaster zone the exclusion zone  

a lot of buildings are still destroyed from the  earthquake itself right not just being abandoned  

eight nine ten years but the earthquake so if  this building's been here i think 10 to 15 years  

i read online then um you know it's no surprise  if it uh it's been affected by the shame really  

because it's a really nice looking traditional  building and she's kind of rotting away  

oh it's golf you can do some golf here what  does it say crazy golf i love the artwork

what's the rager leisure leisure oh  raja oh legend malaysia legend oh

it's all boarded up an airplane that's an  airplane it looks like that's really cool  

a real airplane as well yeah it does what's  over here this is some horrifying graffiti

we heard a uh worrying rattling noises coming  from inside the building yeah no thank you i  

think i'm done i think i'm fine i think i'm  fine yeah yeah let's go let's go let's go  

plane did we get in the plane are you satisfied  connor do you want to get out the park miserable  

miserable cold and uh i brought you here to  the top theme park in all of north japan and  

you feel miserable top theme park what [ __ ]  theme park is a depression park why can't we  

just go and review five star hotels or emirates  first class i'm doing that with joey next week

all right well i'm glad to be going i don't really  want to spend any more time here than i have to  

it's really cool but it's also kind  of unnerving i i don't really want to  

be here with the spiders too much longer i've  already got one snake with me don't need more  

dangerous animal get out wild if conor feels  uncomfortable in the abandoned theme park  

wait until he experiences tonight's hotel which  doesn't exist but having spent the afternoon in  

the theme parks struggling to access almost  half of it due to the overgrown pathways  

and collapsed buildings we leave the park  behind to go in rendezvous with natsuki

well guys we're just here outside of 7-eleven in  the middle of nowhere near our hot spring resort  

i'm going to go to tonight and we're waiting for  the great natsuki who will be here legend himself  

10 to 15 minutes how do you feel though this is  your first time to meet natsuki right it's like  

meeting pewdiepie you know he's uh being a legend  the titan of the youtube industry no it's weird  

i mean i've seen netsky for years essentially  through your channel it's gonna be weird trying  

to communicate with him in my terrible japanese  well he's a chopping itunes rapper now of course i  

hope he has something how are you gonna introduce  yourself with japanese let's do a practice round

do that i'm going to see what happens do  that in a serious voice and he'll be like oh

this is it he's got pocket talk sorry from the  

door this is a meeting of mine  are you ready i'm ready are you

my name is ready thank you for your time today

hey nice to meet you nice to meet  you too i've heard so much about you  

oh it's lovely to meet you natsuki  i hope you uh have been well

what was that japanese phrase  you wanted to tell nats

man

i wish i wish i'm back he's back yay bad weekend  

bad weekend so much bad weekend sunday this is  wacky weekend lucky weekend weekend bad weekend  

so much bad weekend

no food so we'll buy the food here you want to  eat for dinner and then we'll eat at the hotel  

get everything you want now beer food cigarettes  get that now top things down shopping cart  

so get where you want get where you want go go go

oh dear natsuki might be disappointed by the lack  of a hotel dinner plan so wait till he finds out  

that there's no hotel either still wherever he  ends up he certainly won't be sure on sandwiches

now he's gonna make a sandwich in his  hotel room with uh with bread and ham and  

butter cheese fat spread cheese cheese  slice yeah and uh an egg egg oh my god

just take everything

now we're ready to the hotel yeah well guys  we've got our 7-eleven food we do oh many food  

yeah he's bought like 500 sandwiches oh night on  the picnic i'm well taken care of tonight by chef  

natsuki it's gonna be good i look forward to these  sandwiches it's making my food absolutely in the  

hotel right let's go off to the hotel and so with  natsuki in the car we begin the long hour drive  

out into the mountains and as we head deeper into  the wilderness soon the absence of civilization  

starts to arouse suspicion amongst our  earth's wild companions deep countryside  

where the [ __ ] are we doing mysterious unsaid  sport i'm not smelling any sulfur chris you said  

onsen i did say onsen didn't i you did  you took me to the worst hotel in japan  

so i'm going to take you to what was one of the  best hotels in north japan and this whole world  

was it was such a beautiful hotel people came  from far and wide for this hotel and then one day  

about 50 years ago where are we going it went out  of business uh okay and the hotel it closed down  

where have you taken us chris we're going to  die tonight here we go it's just in here guys  

oh very nice oh my god chris we're going to [  __ ] i can't see you guys can't see this there's  

nothing there where are we going this is it we're  hiking in there chris i'm not dressed for this