I'm pear and this is Orange.

Orange.

Are you here, Shrek?

Yeah, I am gross.

But I do appreciate your enthusiasm for today's story Shrek.

Oh yeah, you could say I'm ogre the moon about today's episode.

I well, since you're so excited, maybe you should take the lead on this one, I couldn't agree more weight.

You don't need the book book schmuck pair.

I know this story like the back of my hand.

Orange, you don't have hands.

Exactly.

So I'm confused.

Do you actually know the story or don't you?

Yes.

Yes.

To which option correct.

Yeah.

Do you know the story of Shrek or don't you?

What are you saying?

All I'm saying is this and what's Upon a time in a land far, far away, there was an ogre named Shrek.

He was green and partied a lot and there was a lot of mud and bugs involved.

And uh dude, you don't remember anything about trek.

Just admit it.

I remember that he didn't awesome opening montage.

So that one smash mouth song, you know, some body lines told me, don't remind me.

Yeah, somebody lines told me, I mean this thing had it all.

Bugs mud farts, Party bucks.

Yeah, just classic.

Anyway, it was a super awesome way to start the baby and then a bunch of other awesome stuff happened.

I think there was a gingerbread man at one point and they lived happily ever after.

Hold on.

Who lived happily ever after Orange.

What's that now?

I asked you who you're talking about.

It feels like you don't actually remember any of the specifics, No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I totally do.

Well, I didn't know you were gonna go all Robocop on me about filling in the details, jeez.

Okay, so um maybe you'd like to talk about Princess Fiona and how she was kept locked in a tower.

Oh yeah, totally Princess Liotta Fiona, that's what I said.

Yeah, so Princess Fiona was locked in a tall tower, but at super long hair, people could climb up wrong princess, I mean, she pricked her finger on a spinning wheel wrong again, she ate a poison apple, nah, she wore a dress.

Uh that's technically not incorrect.

I'm a genius.

Oh yeah, Well then tell me what happened next.

Easy Next was another awesome smash mouth montage.

Know somebody once told me, God, do you really not know any other lines to that song?

If I know them, would you want me to sing a good point?

Anyway, after an encore, smash mouth montage of Shrek, eating clubs and partying and slinging mud and farting and mud and I don't know, probably farting on bugs.

We got introduced to another important character and that character's name was Lord Farquaad Gazoontite, that's his name.

I knew that Lord Markle Snood.

Really like this one song that went somebody one Orange.

Just kidding, but not really, because who doesn't love that song?

Don't can I take over the story now or what?

Why would I just let you take over?

I'm just getting started because now that we've met the main characters, it's time for a bunch of fairy tale stuff to happen.

Okay, maybe you do know the story of Shrek.

Of course I do.

So first Shrek but a dragon and defeated him by pulling a sword out of the stone and then throwing mud at the dragon and also farting how to suck.

No.

Then Princess Fiona went for a walk in the woods to her grandmother's house.

But when she got there, it wasn't actually her grandma.

It was the band smash mouth disguised as her grandma Orange.

Somebody enough you're done dude not.

But we haven't even gotten to Lord Park.

Na Farquaad partnered Farquaad.

Well, whatever his name is, he had some kind of scene with a gingerbread man and his nose grew every time he lied and when someone asked if he liked smash mouth, he said no and you know what happened?

No, somebody got dead.

When his goals extended, that's what, because that song rules and everybody knows it.

Somebody wines told me so tell me orange who wound up living happily ever after in the end.

Everybody, everybody Okay, well, maybe not everybody, but I'm pretty sure it worked out for somebody all ringe don't yell over the closing smash mouth montage pair.

You're missing the best part.

You know, I want to be mad at you for desecrating a really great movie, But if I'm being honest, your humor level is basically on par with the real thing you, but I believe it to be and mhm.

Yeah, mm.