♪ Wanna learn How to tie you shoes? ♪

♪ It's a very easy Thing to do ♪

♪ Just sit on down And I'll give you the scoop ♪

♪ What's that? ♪

♪ It's called the loop-de-loop ♪

♪ You gotta take a lace In each hand ♪

♪ You go over and under again ♪

♪ You make a loop-de-loop And pull ♪

♪ And your shoes Are lookin' cool! ♪

♪ You go over and back, Left to right ♪

♪ Loop-de-loop And you pull 'em tight! ♪

♪ Like bunny ears Or a Christmas bow ♪

♪ Lace 'em up And you're ready to go! ♪

♪ You make a loop-de-loop And pull ♪

♪ And your shoes Are lookin' cool! ♪

[music playing]

♪ You make a loop-de-loop And pull ♪

♪ And your shoes Are lookin' cool! ♪

I can't believe I've forgotten how to tie my own shoes!

They've been tied for as I can remember.

Well, I'll remember after a good night's sleep.

[cuckooing]

[snoring]

[honking]

Oh...

No big deal. I'll remember sooner or later.

'Cause I'm ready!

I'm read-- ugh!

I'm read-- ooh!

I'm read-- doh!

I'm read-- doh!

I'm read-- doy!

I'm read-- doy!

I'm read-- duh!

I'm read-- dy!

I'm read-- doh! I'm read-- dy!

I'm read-- doy! I'm read-- dy!

I'm read-- dy! I'm read-- ung!

I'm read-- dy!

Oh, hi, SpongeBob.

[gasping]

Oh, no. I can't let Patrick see I still haven't tied my shoes.

[banging]

Hey, SpongeBob, you're shorter.

Have you been dieting?

Well, a sponge has to look his spongiest.

Well, I gotta get to work.

[crackling]

[grunting]

Oh, barnacles! Maybe I should just lay here.

Those patties aren't gonna cook themselves, SpongeBob.

He's right!

Got to make Krabby Patties!

Laces or no laces!

[grunting]

Ah. I just have to stand in this one spot.

Ta-da! A perfect patty.

Alright, SpongeBob, hand it over.

Well?

[gulping]

[gasping]

[gasping]

Hey, Squidward, I've got an idea!

How about you come get it?

Oh, gee, SpongeBob, that's a great idea.

And maybe I should cook the patties,

and do the dishes, and wear square pants,

and live in a pineapple while you wait

- in the unemployment line! - No!

Then bring that patty here now!

OK, Squidward. Here I come.

I'm coming over.

I'm bringing the patty to you.

Here comes the patty.

No problem.

I'm walking...

the Krabby Patty

over to Squidward.

Alright, Squidward.

I'm giving you the patty...

for the hungry customer.

So they can eat it...

when I give it to you.

Which is right...now.

Uh, SpongeBob?

I'm over here! Now move!

OK, Squidward!

Just slowly move your leg.

Walk over there...with the...

SpongeBob!

I'm sorry, Squidward!

SpongeBob!

I'll just make another! Dah!

Sponge--

Hold it! Doy!

Let me just! Doo!

[continuing]

[munching]

What's the hold up?

[belching]

I think my heart just stopped.

[yelling]

It's Sponge-- [belching] Bob's fault!

SpongeBob's fault! SpongeBob's fault!

[whimpering]

I failed.

My career is over.

I'm sorry, spatula.

I'm sorry, hat.

I'm sorry, floor.

I am sorry, Krabby Patties.

[whimpering]

[sucking]

Let's see. A five-letter word for happiness. "Money."

This is the worst service we've ever had!

We're going to the Chum Bucket!

Wait! Wait, don't go!

Oh, yeah, we're definitely outta here.

Wait, wait, don't go!

That's me money walkin' out the door!