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  • Alright, open your presents on 312 oh boy.

  • I miss my in its.

  • Hey everybody pair here with marshmallow and grapefruit.

  • Good morrow.

  • Today we're doing the christmas present challenge.

  • These two will take turns picking gifts without knowing what's inside.

  • one person will get a good present, the other will get cold.

  • Absolutely everything about this grapefruit.

  • Do you share marshes enthusiasm apparel, attempt to keep this brief.

  • I came into today's challenge with a plan.

  • I'm going to use all of my senses, all of my cunning, all of my strategy to identify good presents for five hours this morning.

  • I mentally prepared myself for this moment.

  • I hired a chef to cook an optimal game day meal specifically designed for me.

  • Meanwhile, marshmallow is over there getting distracted by a floating piece of length marshmallow.

  • That's not a bug.

  • It is linked.

  • I pair.

  • I believe we can see the writing on the wall.

  • This christmas present challenge isn't going to be close.

  • It's going to be a bloodbath.

  • And when that blood bath is over, I will be going home with a slew of incredible gifts and marshmallow will be going home with NBC and nothing but cold.

  • Wow, Strong words.

  • Well, I guess we should get right to it.

  • I suppose we should.

  • How about some coal?

  • You're about to have a bunch of that laying around.

  • Great idea is just too easy.

  • Okay, you two here is your first round of gifts, grapefruit you pick first.

  • Which gift will you open?

  • Interesting.

  • Here we have a lumpy heavy coal shaped gift.

  • And here we have a bicycle shaped gift.

  • My what a difficult decision shall I go with the coal shaped gift or the bicycle shaped gift.

  • Can I have the bicycle shaped gift?

  • I think there's coal in that one.

  • You may not have the bicycle shaped gift for I have chosen it for myself.

  • Take the coal shaped present and the inevitable loss that comes with it.

  • Alright, open your presents on 3123.

  • What?

  • Helga?

  • This was supposed to be a bicycle, Lynn does not eat coal.

  • Okay round one goes to marshmallow, here comes round to refocus grapefruit.

  • You got this marshmallow.

  • Which gift will you choose?

  • Hmm Well the obvious choice would be to choose the present shaped like a car shaped piece of coal.

  • Oh for crying out loud but I'm gonna follow my gut and go with this present because it's shaped like a bowl shaped treasure chest.

  • Alright take your gifts you to open them on 31 23.

  • What is happening?

  • Well that does it for today's challenge video.

  • Everyone remember to like and subscribe and we'll see you next.

  • No this will not stand.

  • I demand another round.

  • I refuse to leave here with two pieces of coal.

  • Okay um I guess we could do a lightning round.

  • Lightning.

  • Yes.

  • Great a lightning round.

  • Let's do it.

  • We didn't have presents prepared but I guess we're gonna have orange whip something together.

  • Hey orange present.

  • Yeah.

  • Hey orange, can we get a couple gifts?

  • We're doing a last minute lightning round on it.

  • Okay, focus up grapefruit, this is your chance.

  • If you can pick a good present, this will all have been worth it.

  • Okey dokey.

  • Here you go.

  • Thank you.

  • Orange.

  • Alright, grapefruit.

  • Which gift do you pick identically shaped boxes?

  • Very clever.

  • Well, not clever enough because when I shake this box it sounds exactly like a lump of coal.

  • There you go.

  • I select that gift.

  • Final answer.

  • Okay great.

  • Everyone have their boxes.

  • One, 23 D.

  • N.

  • T.

  • What it was last minute and I had a bunch laying around.

  • I'm actually okay with this, I don't have a use for it.

  • But what's important is that I got the good gift because Marcy got the coal.

  • Coal.

  • Yeah, the other gift is supposed to be cold.

  • Oh yeah, I didn't know that.

  • Then.

  • What did marshy get?

  • Marshmallow?

  • Don't know.

  • Happy holidays you fruitcakes Orange here and today I'm hosting the christmas carol challenge.

  • Let's meet our first contestant grapefruit.

  • Hello Orange, pleasure to be here.

  • I have an encyclopedic mind where christmas carols are concerned so I like my gent is confident me Likey and now let's meet our second competitor little apple.

  • Hey, I appreciate you keeping it so short.

  • Alright let's do it to it correctly.

  • Name christmas carols for points and the winner gets this mystery present.

  • Oh okay, little apple, you're up.

  • You have 10 seconds to name this tune.

  • Oh man, I'm so bad at remembering lyrics like this.

  • Five seconds I swear.

  • I can almost hear the words in my head hurry.

  • Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna go with google will find you, wow.

  • I'd like to say nice try, but I'm not sure I can even muster it for a guest like dead.

  • Let's go to the board.

  • A little Apple says the title is, goop will find you.

  • That answer is correct.

  • What group will find the hula hoop will find you.

  • Glad I remembered the words in time.

  • I can't believe you've never heard the tune before, grapefruit.

  • I've heard the tune before, but we appear to have a fundamental misunderstanding about literally everything else.

  • You know, you know the lyrics, christmas goop will always find you.

  • What the heck kind of christmas girls have you two been listening to that?

  • Doom was obviously deck the halls.

  • Deck the what now?

  • Deck the halls, It's very famous, you know deck the halls with boughs of holly fa la la la la la la la la.

  • Yeah, not ringing a bell.

  • Better luck next round grapefruit.

  • Cool.

  • Thanks, this is insanity.

  • Alright, grapefruit.

  • You have 10 seconds to name this tune.

  • Easy jingle bells.

  • Final answer, grapefruit says it's jingle bells, Is that the answer?

  • Sorry, that's wrong.

  • What?

  • How?

  • Maybe you should have let the song play out a little longer.

  • Yeah, I guess so.

  • Huh?

  • Little apple, you can steal if you know the title to the famous christmas carol that we just played?

  • I know it well.

  • Orange, that was goop your dog.

  • Final answer.

  • That is correct.

  • 10 more points to a little Apple.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Goop your dog.

  • Did you not have a childhood dude?

  • Google dogs longer.

  • Bird.

  • Don't go on.

  • Your cat will be lost a wheel and joker Gucci pants.

  • Hey, like I really want to just flip the board right now and walk away.

  • But somehow both of you know all these songs, everyone knows these songs, grapefruit.

  • If you say so.

  • Wait, I'm not getting pranked.

  • Am I?

  • This isn't a christmas episode of fish perception or something, is it?

  • Nope.

  • You're just really bad at this game now.

  • It's time for the light around.

  • This one's head to head and it's triple points.

  • That means it's anybody's game.

  • It also means the first two rounds were completely pointless.

  • When, okay, little apple grapefruit, here, are your buzzers.

  • First one to correctly name this christmas carol wins.

  • Here it is, grapefruit has buzzed in.

  • What's your guess?

  • I guess I'll say I don't know.

  • Silent coop incorrect figured it was worth a shot.

  • Little Apple, do you know the answer.

  • Of course that's silent night, correct.

  • Little Apple is not only one.

  • He's absolutely demolished grapefruit.

  • Who somehow doesn't even know?

  • Silent night when he hears it, but I didn't know it?

  • I know that one was?

  • Silent night.

  • Oh yeah.

  • Then why didn't you say it Because every answer has had group involved somehow.

  • How was I supposed to know that the final answer wouldn't have christmas group involved in any way, shape or form.

  • Let's not get ahead of ourselves grapefruit.

  • You haven't even seen what the loser gets.

  • Yeah.

  • And what's that little apple?

  • That would be a good time to open your present.

  • Okay.

  • Yeah, merry christmas, you fruity loops, we'll see you next time.

  • Mhm.

  • Happy holidays everyone for today's challenge.

  • Video grapefruit and I are attempting the impossible.

  • We're gonna try to drink a gallon of eggnog in an hour without vomiting.

  • This is gonna be so easy.

  • Really?

  • Oh yeah I drink a gallon of eggnog all the time.

  • No problem.

  • Oh give me that thing, cheers.

  • Hope you're prepared to witness me set a world record.

  • Okay well it looks like grapefruit is off to a hot start.

  • That's right, my strategy is to front load the hour with a lot of eggnog.

  • Then very little eggnog during the second, wow!

  • Well looks like we got a new world record on our hands.

  • Alright.

  • A world record for weakest attempt at the gallon challenge of all time.

  • It wasn't the egg dog.

  • I probably just bark because I got nervous.

  • I do that sometimes.

  • Give me another gallon.

  • Another one.

  • Do you not have ears or something?

  • Yes.

  • Another girl and restart the clock go.

  • Okay looks like grapefruit is employing the same exact strategy as before?

  • That is pretty much better.

  • How do you feel like a zillion bucks?

  • The nerves are gone and I'm sitting pretty glad to hear it.

  • Well, I'm gonna start drinking my eggnog now.

  • Uprooted.

  • You're gonna want to go hide right from the get go An hour, flies by faster than one might expect and looks like grapefruits don grapefruit is in.

  • No way done, restart the clock.

  • I've got this 100 under control grapefruit.

  • Are you okay dude, just gonna need a minute.

  • I somehow just expelled more liquid than could have possibly fit inside me.

  • Okay, well you gave it a valiant effort, but what are you talking about?

  • I'm not giving up.

  • You can't be serious.

  • Give me another, restart the clock.

  • Um, do it, grapefruit doesn't quit.

  • I feel like this isn't the wisest decision.

  • What did we go, wow, you're talking that pretty fast dude.

  • Maybe you should slow down.

  • Wow.

  • Are you going through the entire gallon right off the bat?

  • Done.

  • Unbelievable.

  • Told you I could do it.

  • Well, you still have to keep it down for an hour there.

  • Won't be a problem.

  • Um, what was that?

  • Just a little stomach gurgling, totally niche.

  • No big deal.

  • I'm cool.

  • Hey, hand me another, would you a second gallon of eggnog?

  • Why not?

  • If I'm going to set a world record, I might as well smash it right now.

  • I can't in good conscience do that, grapefruit, I don't need your permission done.

  • I'm just gonna stand over here if that's all right, feels good.

  • Maybe I'll even go for three.

  • Yeah.

  • Tell you what?

  • Hand me a third gallon and I'll drink holy moly.

  • That's a lot of liquid.

  • How is this even possible grapefruit?

  • Or are you alive?

  • Yes.

  • Just a bit deflated.

  • Dude, You're completely deflated.

  • You're like two dimensional right now.

  • Yeah, I guess I buffed out my entire in its jokes on me.

  • Oh, boy, I miss my in its.

  • Mm hmm.

  • Mhm.

  • Right.

Alright, open your presents on 312 oh boy.

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