Ooh, ooh, oh! Ow!

[grunting]

Huh? Whoa!

Whoa!

Tex Ritter! You don't see that everyday.

[panting]

Huh?

[everyone] Ooh! Pretty!

Last time I saw a moon that big, it was in a locker room.

[chuckles]

Since when is the moon so green?

[chuckles]

Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese, SpongeBob.

It's just been up there so long, it's getting moldy.

Oh, but I'd still eat it.

That ain't the moon, guys.

The real moon comes out at night, remember?

Something's fishy going on here.

[laughing] That a girl, Sissy!

- I got it, Dad! - Look out, Mom!

Hey, kids, check out that cool, glowing rock in the sky.

You don't see that everyday. Did you see that, SpongeBob?

Sponge... Bob?

[music playing]

[music playing]

[gasping]

[music playing]

Green cheese! Green cheese! Green cheese!

SpongeBob? Patrick?

[music playing]

[gasping]

Everyone listen to me! Get away from the light!

The light is bad! Run for the shade!

So romantic.

Oh!

Eugene-ikins, give me some sugar.

I'm always a sucker for a good smooch.

Yeah, walk outside and check out this awesome moon.

Hello? Hello, Pearl?

[grunting]

[music playing]

No! Not me! [screaming]

Huh? I guess it only effects sea critters

but I still don't get why

that green moon is turning everyone

into wild swimming fish?

[gasping] Am I the only one left?

[commode flushing]

Oh, whoever used that restroom last was an animal!

[panting]

Hey, put me down! Sandy, what are you doing?

Ow! That hurts!

What is the meaning of--

Get in the shade!

I demand an explanation!

I'm getting one right now, Squidward!

[beeping]

[music playing]

[ringing]

Hello? French Narrator speaking.

Hey, Frenchy! It's me, Sandy!

Ah, Sandy Cheeks. How is it hanging?

Oh, it's not hanging too good, Frenchy.

You see, there's this--

Don't say another word.

I have been monitoring the behavior

of the green moon all day.

It is called Neptune's Moon.

Every 100 years, it de-evolves everyone in Bikini Bottom

into primal fish for two hours.

Two hours?

Until it falls into another volcano

and is extinguished.

I knewed it was nature, dagnabit! That's a relief.

So I just have to keep Squidward in the shade

for a couple of hours.

Whew! Thanks, Frenchy.

[screaming]

I'm going home to hide under the covers!

It's every cephalopod for himself!

[gasping] Frenchy, I gotta call you back!

Squidward, you have to stay in the shade!

[groaning]

[screaming] Help!

Squidward! No!

[groaning]

O.M. Jehoshaphat! You don't see that everyday.

[panting]

My friends are gonna be lunch if I don't think fast!

[groaning]

[panting]

SpongeBob! Patrick!

[panting]

Mrs. Puff! Mr. Krabs! Larry!

[panting]

Youch!

[panting]

Look out, Pearl! I'll save ya!

[groaning]

[laughing]

Like busting a bronco! Yee-ha!

[whale singing]

[music playing]

[grunting]