Welcome to lemon.

I'll be your server.

What can I get started for you today?

Have you ever eaten here before?

They have the greatest steak sandwich in the city.

That's all I get when I'm here.

Trust me, it's fantastic.

That sounds perfect.

I'll have the seafood salad.

Okay.

And for you sir, I'm gonna have the, oh, can I have extra clams, extra calamari and extra crab meat of course.

And for you sir, I'm gonna have to And could I have a lobster tail right on top and extra muscles, lots of muscles.

The ones from new Zealand not the ones from Jersey because they got them black hairs.

Who knows what's in those?

That can be really toxic.

Are you done?

Because there are few species that you haven't mentioned yet.

Can I have a diet coke?

And for you sir, I'm gonna have a tuna sandwich.

Whole wheat toast that are nice.

T very good.

Now why would you order a tuna sandwich when you said they had the best steak sandwiches in the city?

Because while you were ordering half of the atlantic ocean, I developed a hankering for the only fish left on the menu.

Touche old man touche.

So let me ask you a question.

If you don't know who I am.

How come you're rex didn't come.

I caught him cheating on me and he said it was because I'm the worst lay in the world and trust he is wrong.

Okay.

You ought to see my moves.

It's circus Olay.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, let's uh, let's get through lunch first?

Hmm.

I'll break your back.

Old man.

Have you laid out dead with a smile on your face and your kids will be like, how did he die?

How did my dad die?

And I would just have to look at them in their eyes and say on top of me, That's a really lovely thought.

You funny old man.

I'm glad I came.

Even if it was to shove you up my ex's big fat ass.

Now there's a compliment you don't hear every day.

Whoa, Look what the tide brought in.

Thank you very much.

Emma enjoy your buffet.

So I take it you like comedy.

No, you don't.

Mm hmm.

I mean, I love to laugh, but in real life, you know?

Well, you know, that's what I do in real life.

I'm a comedy writer.

Did you ever watch this?

Just in on sunday nights on the funny network?

Mm hmm.

I also write for Broadway and movies and five books.

And and what do you do?

Why is your face suddenly bigger than it was before?

Oh my God.

Are you allergic to seafood?

What, what, what, what, what should I do?

The hospital?

What hospital?

What's the nearest hospital hospital?

I do not know.

All right.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Okay.

What did you do?

I didn't do anything.

What?

Jersey?

There's an emergency.

Everybody calm down, Everybody relax.

We should, we should call this, what in God's name is wrong with you.