[groaning]

So... thirsty.

[groaning]

It's no use. We'll never find the rare dessert sandwich.

SpongeBob, don't you want your water helmet?

[chuckles] Not necessary, Sandy.

Like my personal hero, Penny the cat,

I'm a okay.

[gasping]

Well, if you ain't gonna use your helmet, I suggest

you make it quick, SpongeBob.

Ah!

Hang on, Pearl! We're coming to rescue you!

Whoo! Uh. Freedom is at hand.

[panting]

We're coming.

Almost there.

Oh, dear Neptune.

[Plankton laughing]

Soon the king's village will be mine.

Mine. Mine!

Whoa!

Unhand her, fiend!

The prophecy is nigh.

[panting]

We're here... to rescue you, Pearl.

Whew! Can I get a glass of water?

Sparkling or regular?

Psycheth!

[gasping]

Well, how about some soda, guys?

Yes, please. Thanks, friend.

How about some for your best friend?

Thanks, best friend.

Can I have some now, buddy?

Wait. I need some more.

I still didn't get any.

There you go. More, please.

- Squidward. - Squidward.

- Squidward. - Squidward.

- Hey, Squidward. - Squidward.

Squidward. Hey, Squidward.

Patrick, your glass is full.

- Oh, yeah. - Squidward.

- Hey, Squidward. - Squidward.

- Squidward. - Squidward.

- Hey, Squidward. - Squidward.

- Hey, Squidward. - Squidward.

- Squidward. - Squidward.

- Hey, Squidward. - Squidward.

Squidward.

Sorry, boys, I'm all out of pop.

I'm going to go get some more.

I was just working out, and I was wondering,

is this normal?

Ah!

Even your cramps have cramps.

You need to follow my number one rule.

Always be hydrating.

Gee, Larry, do you think I'll ever be as strong as you?

Sure. What kind of a gym owner would I be

if I couldn't take a puny, squishy lump like you?

I'm going to make you my personal project.

Of course, you'll have to sign up

for a lifetime membership.

I'm ready.

[grunting]

That reminds me.

You need to start hydrating right now.

[panting]

Yes, sir.

And remember, always be hydrating.

Okay, I will!

That's what I like to see.

Come on, we'll finish those later.

Good, 'cause I was really crashing there

signing those papers.

[gasping] Are them flowers for me?

You even done got me a vase.

Sa- Sandy, that- that's not a--

[chuckles] Ain't that purdy?

Sandy, I need wa--

Oh, that's right. You the sea critter.

Now, what was that thing sea critters need?

Um. Uh, let's see. Sea critters need, uh...

- Wa-- - Oh, wait.

Don't tell me. I know this one.

- Wa-- - A wallet?

A watch? Waffles?

Sandy! Water!

Well, why didn't you just say so?

[chuckles] Here ya go.

Yep, us squirrels sure is stupid.

- Sandy! - Dumb, dumb, dumb,

squirrels is dumb.

Sandy! Okay, Sandy, I get it!

What's that? You want more?

Okey-dokey! More water for the sea-critter!

Okay, Sandy, okay! I get it!

No more squirrel jokes.

[panting]

Gotta think. Gotta think. Gotta think.

Gotta run around and think. Gotta run around and think

at the same time. Gotta think, gotta have a plan.

Gotta think, think, think. I've got it!

Patrick can't drown if there isn't any water!

[slurping]

Well, you're safe now, Patrick.

Help, I'm drowning! I've got butt cramps!

I want ice cream and now it's dark!

All this hard work is making us thirsty.

Do you think we could get...

[clearing throat] a drink?

Let me show you something, SpongeBob.

I sure wish I could offer you a cold drink

for all your hard work

but alas, my pipes are rusted shut.

[grunting]

Ew. I see what you mean.

Yes. If only there was some way I could- Where'd he go?

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

[laughing]

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Whoa! [screaming]

[screaming]

I don't need it.

I don't need it.

I definitely don't need it. I don't need it.

I don't need it. I don't need it.

I don't need it.

I need it!

[panting]

No, SpongeBob, no, no! Stop!

Pinky! Pinky!

I'm a quitter!

[crying]

Oh, what to do?

[meowing]

You're right, Gary.

Warm milk puts me right to sleep.

[alarm clock sounding]

Now that should do the trick.

[alarm clock sounding]

What can I get you, stranger?

Give me a shot... of milk.

- Milk? - Two percent.

Think you can handle it?

I drink this stuff every day.

Over the lips and through the gums,

look out tapeworm, here it comes!

Get ready Tapey. [laughing]

Ah.

Oh, yeah! Smooth.

Right.

[grunting]

- How am I doing? - Pathetic.

Look, Larry, I'm hydrating. Oh, I am hydrating so much.

Yeah, I've got another idea, SpongeBob, come with me.