MSG is salt on crack. Don't need salt.

Salt is so 2005.

(beep)

Hello, niece and nephew. It's uncle Roger.

Today, uncle Roger gonna react to Chinese cooking video

sent to me by a fan.

I think this video, they are making

scrambled eggs with tomato.

Uncle Roger, I never seen this video before.

Don't know what to expect.

Are Chinese people better at cooking than BBC food?

Let's see, let's see.

(speaking foreign language) (upbeat music)

(thunder crashing)

What, what, what, what?

Too many things happening, too many things happening.

This is not,

I thought this was supposed to be cooking video,

teach you how to make scramble egg and tomato,

but why all this kung fu Dragonball bullshit.

What is this?

(upbeat music)

So many, so many things going on.

Uncle Roger need to take a break

and start from the beginning.

I think this is just like

not actual cooking recipe tutorial.

This is just social media, funny video.

So let's start from beginning. Change my mindset.

(speaking in foreign language)

Okay, okay, good.

At least you don't use induction stove.

She used actual fire.

(upbeat music)

Sorry, uncle Roger sweating.

Because now it's summer in UK

and people in UK hate air conditioning.

Uncle Roger suffering.

If you want to sponsor uncle Roger one air con,

let me know, you will be my favorite niece or nephew.

(upbeat music)

(thunder crashing)

This is how cheap Asian people are.

We don't like to pay electric bill.

We don't want to pay water bill.

So we take electric and water from sky.

Growing up uncle Roger never pay for electric bill.

Just steal electric and water from neighbor.

Asian people be very cheap.

Sometime uncle Roger don't even want to pay for wifi.

Uncle Roger, just go to coffee shop, buy one coffee, $3.

Stay for five hour.

The cheapest office anywhere.

And what is she wearing on her shirt?

It says they will ignore you until they can't.

She used kung fu to make omelet.

Nobody ignoring you. People scared of you.

Nobody ignoring you.

Many Asian people, we like wearing shirts with English word.

I see that many time in Asia. It's like white people.

They like getting tattoo of Chinese words.

We all think we very cultured.

(upbeat music)

Oh, that's the water. Okay, water on tomato.

Okay. Okay.

(upbeat music)

Okay, okay. Don't spin knife around.

That very dangerous.

You spin knife around, you slip, the knife cut your toe.

I only have nine toe.

How you go about your life only have nine toe.

That is very sad. Nine toe people are the worst people.

(upbeat music)

(whistling)

Where she get chicken from?

From ceiling! How you store chicken in ceiling?

That is not very nice to chicken.

Don't store chicken in ceiling. It's not free range chicken.

If you store any pet in ceiling, that is animal abuse.

(upbeat music) (chicken clucking)

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

How can that chicken lay eggs? That is rooster.

That is male chicken. How you make male chicken lay egg?

Is your kung fu that good you can give chicken a sex change?

(upbeat music) (chicken clucking)

She make the chicken lay egg.

And then when it's done, she just throw chicken out.

(speaks in foreign language)

That is how uncle Roger ex-wife auntie Helen.

That is how auntie Helen treat me.

She used uncle Roger, and then when finished using,

she throw me out just like chicken.

(rain falling)

(upbeat music)

How you? Wait, wait, wait, wait, what?

Uncle Roger got to watch this again.

You catch egg, but the fourth egg is piece of shit.

How you crack egg open and his shit come out? How?

And actually throw the shit to cat? Is that what you feed?

You feeding shit to your cat.

This woman, she abused the chicken. Then she abused the cat.

(speaks in foreign language)

Don't give this woman any pet. They will need therapy.

(upbeat music)

- Okay. It's a vinegar and white pepper.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, replay, replay, replay.

What was she doing with the egg?

(upbeat music)

How you have all this kung fu skill,

but you need washing machine to scramble egg?

Of all the thing that she can do,

she can't whisk her own egg.

So sad.

(upbeat music)

Did uncle Roger see what I just see?

(upbeat music)

She cooked with MSG. Oh my God!

This is uncle Roger first time seeing cooking video

where the chef use MSG.

This is best cooking instructional video.

Uncle Roger love MSG.

Since my last egg fried rice video

many people asking me, what is MSG?

And uncle Roger want to say MSG is king of flavor.

It's better version of salt. MSG is salt on crack.

If you have salt at home, throw it out.

Don't need salt. Salt is so 2005.

Now all the cultured people use MSG.

MSG make everything better.

Uncle Roger should have put MSG on my marriage.

Then maybe auntie Helen won't throw me out like chicken.

(sigh)

(upbeat music)

Notice how in this whole video, full of kung fu,

full of shit from egg, full of everything,

but no colander.

Uncle Roger like this video. Very authentic Asian cooking.

It's like Bruce Lee meet Master Chef.

Next week video is uncle Roger

going on Zoom date with auntie Jenny.

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if you want to know what happened during that date.

Also go follow uncle Roger on Instagram. Bye bye.