parentheses, carbonated drink.

(pouring liquid sound)

(upbeat music)

- Peering down the bottle at what color this is

I'm like a little suspect of it.

- Look at the milky white.

- Little cloudy.

- Can we say the thing we think it looks like?

- It looks like (bleep).

- Good luck.

- It tastes like mango juice.

- It tastes just like a bunch of

melted Haribo gummies in dirty water.

- I would 100% drink this soda.

- I would definitely buy this at the store

because it's so tiny and I would love

to just carry it around and have people comment.

(lid pops) - Oh, cool!

- Oh my God! - (screams) What?

- What a surprise.

- Oh, it packs a punch. - It's like liquid Smarties.

- It does like a little bit of Red Bull.

- It's an entirely new taste to me.

- I like it.

- It's okay.

(laughing)

- Cool, I see Hello Kitty and I know Hello Kitty.

- There's a paragraph of instructions

on how to open it. - There's some down here too.

- Oh, this punches. (cracking)

- Place opener on top of a Ramune bottle

and press down firmly with your palm.

(cracking)

- Oh my God!

- Am I doing it right?

At this point, lunch is over, my lunch break is over.

- Alright, that's not bad.

- It's super sugary.

(sound of disgust)

- Yeah, that's the worst one yet.

- Really?

- I really like it, actually it reminds me of the

frozen ice pops.

- This tastes like Jones Soda to me.

- I would agree with that.

- I think, like, mixing this with alcohol

at a party would be fun.

- I noticed you just poured more of this.

You went back for seconds.

- I think there's a chemical in this

that's controlling my brain more than me.

(lid popping)

- What is that?

- It kinda smells like rotting fruit.

- What does that smell like?

- (laughing) What is that smell?

- This soda's angry at me.

- Nope, nope. (laughing)

I'm against this taste.

- Oh goddammit. - Wow, that's very unpleasant.

- Kind of a sour, (snapping) sparkling cider.

- Yeah, this makes my tongue wanna leave my mouth.

- Yeah.

- Like apple puree for babies. - Yes!

That's exactly what it is! - It's like a baby food.

- It's baby food soda.

- [Voiceover] I have arrived, I shall take one tiny beer.

- Are you enjoying the giant football game?

Throw me one of that tiny six-pack.

- Here, one tiny beer for you.

- One tiny beer. (laughs)