Oh brother, this guy stinks!

What's the point?

I can't do anything right.

You'll do fine.

Hey, pal, you just blow in from stupid down?

Yes! Hey, I just got my license.

Hey, I'm getting my next.

Hey, I doubt it.

Okay. See you on the road.

I'll go down in history.

Someday there will be on wing with my my name on it

in all the museums of the world!

Dude, you're teaching art at the rec center.

Calm down.

Hey, buddy, you need a ride?

I was just on my way to the big doofus convention.

[laughing]

This is humiliating.

Hey, do you sell food here?

[giggling]

Yes, sir. We sell Pretty Patties.

That thing's green.

[laughing]

Green.

[laughing]

Green.

[laughing]

So... hungry.

[gasping]

Mr. Krabs, a customer!

[gasping]

No food.

Three days.

Hold on me Buck-o! Foods on the way!

Hey, you got money, right?

Yeah.

SpongeBob, bring this one some grub before he keels over.

Here you go, sir.

Oh, Krabby Patties, huh?

Finest under the sea.

Yeah, yeah, sure. But where's the pizzazz?

- Huh? - Look at this place.

I mean, what is the theme here?

Underwater? It's boring.

Food.

Water.

Atmosphere.

Hey! Hey, funny guy!

I got a joke for you.

What smells rotten and puts people to sleep?

Um, noxious gas?

No! Your act!

[laughing]

Heaven at last.

I've seen more alert people in a retirement home.

Oh, which way to the living without a brain seminar?

Don't be late.

I've heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich.

Get a life!

Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad

if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!

What did you say, Punk?

Big, meaty claws!

Yeah, we're with the pet hospital down the street,

and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises.

[screaming]

He's still gonna kick my butt!

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?

I love the young people.

Come on.

Move it.

Could you be any slower?

And you've had your blinker on for the last five blocks.

Hey, mister.

Could you throw the ball back over here?

Hey, how's bout I join you kids?

Um, that's okay. You can keep it.

Why do people always have to ruin the fun?

Who the barnacles is SpongeBob Squarepants?

I believe you went to kindergarten with him, dear.

Kindergarten, huh?

Oh yeah. Squarepants.

Well, I guess it's time to move again.

Hey, I know you.

Yeah! From today's paper!

Local nutcase tries to fly!

I'm a nutcase because I follow my dreams?

Well, they laughed at the guy who invented light bulbs too!

No, they didn't.

You'll see.

Look, Mom, it's the birdman of Bikini Bottom.

Wow!

I wonder why he's still using his legs.

Come on, Birdman.

Flap your wings and fly.

[laughing]

Hey, Birdman.

Going to check on your eggs?

Maybe he's looking for a statue to poop on.

[clucking]

[laughing]

Argh! Argh! Yah ha!

Lonnie, is that you?

N-no! 'Tis I!

The ominous Flying Dutchman!

[roaring]

Lonnie, there's this great new product called toothpaste.

I think you should try it.

Mommy, my Krabby Patty tastes funny.

Well, no wonder. It's all old and dried out.

Like that man right there.

Now, put that thing where it belongs.

In the garbage.

La la la la la la la.

My friend's in there.

Congratulations.

Oh man.

Did you hear that? We get an assignment!

Everyone must write an essay on what not to do at a stoplight.

Oh.

Did you hear that? What not to do at a stoplight!

In no less than 800 words.

- Oh. - Did you hear that?

- Eight hundred words! - Yeah, I know!

Congratulations, sir.

Your Kabby Patty Pizza is here.

Wow. Thanks. I've been dying for one of these...

Where's my drink?

- What drink? - My drink!

My Diet Dr. Kelp! Don't tell me you forgot my drink!

But you didn't order any...

How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?

Didn't you ever once think of the customer?

You call yourself a delivery boy?

Well, I ain't buyin'!

Way to go, buddy.

It took us three days to make that potato salad.

Three days!

Alright!

Put the money in the bag!

Put it in!

Um, you're facing the wrong way, sir.

[laughing]

Alright!

Give me the money!

Will that be from your savings or your checking account, sir?

Savings.

May I please see some identification?

- Sure. There you go. - Thank you.

Sir, we are showing a balance of zero dollars and zero cents

for both of your accounts.

Oh.

Next.

That's a cool idea!

Use the children to crawl into small places

you couldn't normally reach!

This is a load of barnacles.

I heard that!

No one's going anywhere 'til we find SpongeBob!

Uh. Wait. Here he is.

That ain't SpongeBob.

SpongeBob is square!

I'm ready.

No, you ain't!

I found SquareBob.

That's just a cereal box.

Besides, he's yellow.

Yeah, here he is!

Hey, can I go home now?

Oh look, he's up with the sky!

Well, he's not... huh?

They must've gone to search some more.

Hey, you!

Top of the morning, Oldster.

Hey, I saw you on TV last night.

New Bran Flakes.

Bold new taste, Bran Flakes.

You did?

Yeah. You were on a commercial.

You're right. Wow.

He recognized me.

Yep. See you later, Bran Flakes.

What a nice cereal box.

Nice wig.

[laughing]

Thanks. I am very fashionable today.

Hey, Square fashion.

Nice couture.

Why, thank you.

Sold that, huh?

Nice do, SpongeBob.

Yeah. Where can I get one?

[laughing]

Well, that wig really suits you.

[laughing]

Bring it on, old man. Bring it on!

No people.

Let's be smart and bring it off.

Oh. So, now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us!

Wait, wait!

I know tensions are high.

Mommy, what is that thing?

I don't know. But it's hideous, isn't it?

[laughing]

Hey, deodorant.

Huh. Let's see.

Roll-on or stick?

I think she should buy both.

[laughing]

Huh?

Hey, look, guys!

It's the stupid squirrel!

I know. Let's try and communicate with it.

Duh.

[laughing]

Hmm.

Hello, little critter.

What's your name?

Don't stand too close to a squirrel, Billy.

You'll catch its stupid.

Okay, Ma.

Excuse me, Miss.

I don't wanna have to report you again.

[laughing]

I was just wondering, is it the homework pencil

on the left side of the paper next to the quiz pencil

or over on the right side all by itself? Or...

I think it goes stuck inside your...

Wait! I got it!

To continue.

Only you can bring honor...

[laughing]

and dignity...

[laughing]

back to the Plankton name.

[laughing]

For years, it has been my goal to aquire the Secret Formula...

Huh! Okay, that's enough!