Oh and that's why everyone needs at least one gay friend.

Excuse me.

You're being offensive.

Get off the stage man, you've been booing the whole show.

Are you guys having a good time guys?

How dare you miss gender us.

You know what I work for the biggest media blog in California and you sir are canceled.

Are you threatening me?

It's not a threat.

It's a promise.

And this is what I think about your stupid little joke.

It's okay guys, it's okay.

She's she's a little tipsy and I'm going to turn this into a teachable moment.

See ma'am, you threw your drink on me like a goof and so out of all the languages in the world tonight I'm gonna speak truth.

See you came to my show disrespecting all night but here's something you should know just because you're triggered.

Doesn't mean you're right.

See you cancel.

Culture people don't fight fair.

You call yourself woke but you're still asleep and causing nightmares.

Excuse me I am a hero.

Fighting for social justice.

Social justice.

Here's the thing.

Let's call it for what it is.

21st century bullying.

See honestly that's your main policy.

You bully someone online today apologize and then after they do you don't even accept their apology.

How dare you?

Where is the manager Out of here?

No, no, no let's let's talk cancel culture.

Right.

Aren't you guys having fun.

See all jokes aside, I'm with you vicious crimes like harvey weinstein and r kelly are despicable and should be punished for show But canceling somebody for giving an opinion you don't like or telling a joke or a tweet they wrote 10 years ago and now their whole life is dismantled.

Man, people are not netflix subscriptions.

A human being should not be canceled.

Clearly you lack compassion.

I mean what if somebody reduced your whole life story into one chapter?

I guess.

I wouldn't like that.

No, you wouldn't.

I mean, God forbid.

So stop calling people out.

How about you call them in?

Be honest inside you're dealing with a lot of anger because if you really want to change behavior, you wouldn't start a fight.

You start a conversation not to undermine but to understand that person's conscious.

See people can be redeemed.

Everyone's story has a plot twist.

I mean if the world met 20 year old Maya Angelou, it would have canceled her because she was a known prostitute, jesus.

I mean, do we cancel martin Luther King erased all of his achievements because some historians claim on his wife, he cheated.

No.

How about we realize we all make mistakes and have shadows and the greater delight.

That shadow gets bigger.

Everybody raise your glass if you wish we lived in a world where we hated the sin, Not the sinner.

See Miss, the only thing we should cancel is cancel culture and that's the truth.

And if you don't understand that, then the real joke is on you.

That's my time.