Ah, there you are patty. Add one fluffy bun like so

and a squirt of special sauce.

[laughing]

Special sauce. Wait. Soap is their special sauce?

And ya grab yourself some lettuce.

And voilà, one perfect Krabby Patty.

I only wish I could see how beautiful it looks.

Number 17, your patty is ready.

Whoa! Watch your step, Squidward.

It is pitch black out here.

Don't know, don't want to.

Mm-hmm.

[grunting]

Oops, forgot the cheese.

Oh! Patrick! Patrick, help!

[mumbling]

Huh?

Oh! I'm coming, buddy!

[panting]

It's okay, Mr Krabs, they're not hurting me.

Son, you gotta understand.

I can't have you work here

in your present filthy conditieron.

Oh, that's the last straw!

- Mr. Squid--! - On it, sir.

Hasta la vista, worm boy.

And don't come back until you're dewormed!

Huh?

Well, it's about time.

[screaming]

[screaming]

This is ridiculous!

Is this a restaurant or a garage?!

What happened? What is it?

Peas, made in the old fashion way.

Mr. Krabs, you got to take 'em out of the-

Holy fish paste! What is that?!

That's the appetizer.

But I thought you said you were the head chef

on the SS Gourmet?

Did I say that?

No. I cleaned the bathrooms on the Gourmet.

I was the head chef on the SS Diarrhea.

Order up, Squidward.

All right.

[buzzing]

Uh, SpongeBob, can I get one with less... fog?

Sorry, Squidward, Mr. Krabs' orders.

Whatever. There you are, sir, one Krabby Patty.

[sniffing, screaming]

[snoring]

[meowing]

[snoring]

What in Poseidon's beard?

Oh, good morning, Mr. Krabs.

It's not a good morning. First, you're late for days,

and now, you destroyed me kitchen!

How's this, Squidward?!

Looking good.

You mean, looking bad.

Enjoy our fine decor.

Next time, I'm picking the restaurant.

[gasping] What the?

[buzzing]

Thanks, SpongeBob!

If I could reach, I'd do it myself.

[screaming]

[screaming]

Me customers!

[crying] Gone. Gone.

Only wanted... was to give me... their money.

[crying]

SpongeBob!

Pack your bags, boy, you're moving out!

[buzzing]

[sniffing]

[screaming] Urchin!

That's no urchin, it's a Krabby Patty.

Yuck. A rotten Krabby Patty.

Wait Squidward!

You can't throw out a Krabby Patty.

That is just wrong.

But this one is rotten.

Oh, simple Squidward,

no Krabby Patty can ever truly be rotten.

Here, look.

[music playing]

[music playing]

Top of the morning to ya.

[laughing]

[music playing]

[meowing]

[music playing]

Krusty Krab, SpongeBob speaking.

[laughing]

[ringing]

Gary, is that you?

Gary, I know you're there. I can hear you breathing.

Oh! Holy mother of all creatures great and small!

It's the largest Krabby Patty the world has ever seen!

It's... it's... gorgeous...

Oh, great patty! Take me! Take me home, daddy!

[screaming]

Keep running, it's getting closer!

No, it isn't! Look! Where I'm pointing! It stopped!

Hey, he's right!

[dinging]

[screaming]

You feeling okay?

Cause there's sesame seeds growing out of your back.

[grunting]

[groaning]

What's going on?

Oh. I never shoulda eaten four.

[grunting]

[grunting]

The new patties, they're making everyone change!

One Krabby Meal served

with extra sanitary foot service.

You're hot, steamy, juicy Krabby Patty.

And a large drink.

Enjoy.

Hey, is my food here yet?

Here, you can have mine.

One super hot and delicious custom order Krabby Patty

with extra sauce, my lord.

Served directly to your waiting...

head and neck area.

Sir, please. I am so sorry.

Where I'm from "sorry" don't cut it.

We settle things in a different kind of way.

No!

No! No!

[screaming]

Run for your lives, everyone! It's the appetizer!

[screaming]

[sighing] And there it is.

You're Krabby Patty Meal, sir.

Huh? Ew! Fingernails?

Ew.

That's worse than a hair!

[screaming]

Ew!

Monster Krabby Patty?

Monster Krabby Patty?

Monster Krabby Patty?

Oh, dear Neptune.

Oh, boy.

We can do this. At the count of three, we flip.

Ready? One, two, three!

Spat?

[screaming]

[crying]

[crying]

I got some fresh ingredients for our new Krabby Soup.

A half eaten Krabby Patty... two moldy pickles...

and some smashed potatoes that look like Squidward.

Mr. Krabs, did you get those ingredients

from the trash?

[gasping] Of course not.

That wouldn't be legal.

I intercepted these items on their way to the trash.

I want everybody in Bikini Bottom to buy my soup.

If that imposter wants a Krabby Patty,

then by Neptune, we'll give him one.

You're dancing with the crab man now.

Join me, boy, or you're fired!

It doesn't seem right.

But it feels so good.

Seahorse radish:

the gnarliest stuff in the ocean.

Oh, hold on, I've got a jar

of toenail clippings in my office!

Oops, I dropped it in the toilet!

Well, fish it out, and I'll dry it

with me gym socks!

Why, that's the most diabolical Krabby Patty ever spawned!

I call it the 'Nasty Patty'.

[laughing]

SpongeBob, get those seven orders

of Wow Soup out to table three pronto!

We gotta keep these customers happy

or Plankton'll steal 'em back!

[groaning]

Are you going to eat that?

It was supposed to be going to table three.

Perfect.

Lunch is served.

[groaning]

Eat up, kids.

[groaning]

Ah.

[groaning] Why am I so itchy?

No. [screaming]