♪ I want to sing it All day long ♪

♪ Let's all sing the road song♪

♪ Let's all sing ♪

♪ Along ♪

Um, anybody know any other good road tunes?

Nothing quite like the joy of sand castling, eh, buddy?

How you doing over there?

Everything's dandy in Patrick's Kingdom.

Oh, a structure like that can't protect the king

and his subjects. Here, let me help you.

First, you should start all over.

Whoa! What are you doing?! You destroyed my castle!

I'm just trying to help, buddy.

I don't need any help.

Here are those architectural plans you requested.

Why, thank you.

Here's a little something for you.

Could I interest you in some lessons?

Only 25 cents.

Uh. Very well then.

Hey, Sponge, can I borrow another quarter?

Thanks.

Okay, Patrick, it's all in the technique.

First go like this, spin around. Stop!

Double take three times: one, two, three.

Then pelvic thrust! Whoooo! Whooooooo!

Stop on your right foot, don't forget it!

Now it's time to bring it around town.

Bring-it-around-town.

Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and this

and that and this and that, and then...

[blowing]

[blowing]

[quacking]

[buzzing]

Oh!

[buzzing]

Patrick, get ready to say "Eureka".

Okay.

Go!

It's working. I'm flying!

Hey, look at that guy tied to a kite.

Why is he doing that? Why is he doing that?

Get down! Get down!

Do not be afraid, earth bound people!

I am not a flying monster, I am just one of you.

Ow! Ow, Patrick! Ow, Patrick!

Ow, Patrick! Ow, Patrick!

Let's take our seats.

- Three. - Three.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[panting]

Emergency! Everybody out of the water!

Hurry! Emergency!

Out of the water! Emergency!

What's going on, lifeguard?

What's the big emergency, sir?

Uhh... there are sharks in there!

Hey, that's my family you're talking about.

Uhh... sea monster!

You know, we sea monsters have made great strides

in the fields of science and literature.

Uhh, somebody went?

It's a big lagoon, dude.

Disgusting.

Don't go!

You know what that means?

Sleep over!

Your sleeping bag, sir.

Thank you, my good man.

[laughing]

Oh, Patrick,

I'm so glad you made that gaping hole in the wall.

[music playing]

All right, party people!

It's time to roll out the portables.

[music playing]

[music playing]

[music playing]

We're actually here

at the bi-annual jellyfish convention.

Jellyfish are awesome.

Cool state of the art jellyfish nets.

- Touch. - Don't touch.

Wow! The harpoon from Jellyfish, the movie.

- Touch. - Don't touch.

Look, Dr. Manowar, the guy who got stung

by Big Lenny and lived.

And now it only hurts when you touch it. Ow!

Touch.

Do I have to follow you all day?

- Whoo! - Yay!

Well, our big moment, us up on the big screen.

[snoring]

Fort Lox: home to over five billion Krabby Patties.

What evil mastermind would dare infiltrate

this fortified fort and make of with its treasure?

It is I, Kelp-Thing! Do what I do!

Stop! You can't do that! Forbidden!

Watch me!

Prepare to feel my wrath, you foul villain.

[screaming]

Hi-yah, freak!

You may have won the Krabby Patties,

but the battle rages on.

[dinging]

Mermaid-Barnacle Boy, unite!

[cheering]

Very good. You fellows are learning fast.

[groaning]

Ow! Butt cramps!

Well, after a long day of camping, it's nice to unwind

with a nice, relaxing campfire song.

I call this one the Campfire Song Song.

♪ Let's gather Around the campfire ♪

♪ And sing our campfire song ♪

♪ Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G Song ♪

♪ And if you don't think That we can sing it faster ♪

♪ Than you're wrong ♪

♪ But it'll help If you just sing along ♪

Bom bom bom.

Are you ready to play with your new ball?

Here it is, boy. [meowing]

You want it boy? [meowing]

Okay, boy, go and get it.

Go and get it. Go and get it.

[growling]

Fetch!

[meowing]

Okay, Gary, bring it back.

Come on, Gary, bring it back.

You're supposed to bring it... back.

[growling, squeaking]

[growling, squeaking]

SpongeBob.

SpongeBob.

- SpongeBob! - Yeah?

What a beautiful day.

You said it, pal.

Can you believe that sun?

I could look at it all day.

Uh, Patrick?

What?

Nothing.

So, how's that tan coming?

I don't know. Let me check.

Looking good. How's yours?

Just a minute. [screaming]

I could have sworn I was laying on my back.

Don't you two have any brains?!

Squidward, we don't need television.

Not as long as we have our... imagination.

Wow. I never thought of it that way.

That's really something. Can I have your TV?

With imagination, I can be anything I want:

a pirate, arr; a football player, hup.

A starfish.

Patrick, you're already a starfish.

See, Squidward, it works.

A thousand pardons, sir sea tiger.

Oh. [laughing]

[screaming]

And the elephant says...

[mooing]

[laughing]

Whee!

And the giraffe goes...

[barking]

And the baboon says...

[quacking]

[laughing]

♪ I know I shouldn't mope aroud I shouldn't curse ♪

♪ But the pain feels So much worse ♪

♪ Cause winding up with no one Is a lot less fun ♪

♪ Than a burn from the sun ♪

♪ Or sand in your buns ♪

♪ Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget ♪

♪ So listen And you won't regret ♪

♪ Be true to yourself Don't miss your chance ♪

♪ And you won't end up Like the fool ♪

♪ Who ripped his pants ♪

[ripping]

Huh?

[groaning]

Ghosts!

Cowabunga.

Ghosts!

[screaming]

Ghosts!

Ghosts!

Ghosts!

Ghosts!

Toast.

Ghosts!

[laughing]

It's official we're the greatest pranksters ever.

The whole town thinks we're ghosts.

Yeah.

[laughing]

SpongeBob, aren't you two supposed to be camping?

We are camping.

SpongeBob, it's not camping

if you're ten feet from your house.

No, it doesn't matter where you are,

as long as you're outdoors.

While all those soft city folk are safe in their beds,

reading books, we're out here pitting ourselves

against the formidable forces of nature.

- You wanna join us? - No.

Okay, have fun inside.

[laughing]

Hi ho, silverfish! Away!

[laughing]

[laughing]

- Ready? - Ready.

Geronomo!

Whee! This is more fun than double overtime

at the Krusty Krab!

Now, run along, Patrick, and I'll toss it to ya.

[laughing]

Ready?!

[laughing]

That's why they call it a sandw--

[laughing]

[laughing]

I got it!

Wasn't that cool, SpongeBob?

I can assure you, that was not cool.